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Chinese Wii knockoff

You know, only relatively recently has China been the single walking cliché for cheap knockoffs and dangerous products, when it's been producing them far longer than that.

I find this amusing.
 
They never even showed it in action! It didn't have any USB ports.

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isn't the wii made in china?
Nintendo is a Japanese company.
 
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Looks fake, even for a Chinese knock-off product.

But of course, if it is indeed an actual knock-off, just shows that Nintendo fails in releasing stuff in a timely manner in China. 'Cause if you don't get the actual thing in before the knock-off appears, you'll never sell much of the actual product.
 
I doubt that it even has the same functions as an authentic Wii. Think about it, the real thing has a lot of hard to reproduce features in a tiny little box such as:

SD card reader
Disk drive
A unique processor and ATI graphics card
Power input
A/V output
USB ports x2
x2 GameCube memory card slots
x4 GameCube controller ports
Some sort of Wi-Fi antenna, and Bluetooth support
Sensor bar power out
System fan
Motherboard

Then the ever complicated controller has the following:

Speaker
Several Buttons
Some sort of camera at the top to pick up the sensor bar's light emissions
Add-on input on the bottom
Motion sensing technology
Bluetooth



It would be extremely difficult to copy all of this incredible hardware, and turn a profit without mass sales + mass production. I just don't think this thing could really play Wii software. Plus, what happens when one goes to update their system when they want to play a new game?
 
I doubt that it even has the same functions as an authentic Wii. Think about it, the real thing has a lot of hard to reproduce features in a tiny little box such as:

SD card reader
Disk drive
A unique processor and ATI graphics card
Power input
A/V output
USB ports x2
x2 GameCube memory card slots
x4 GameCube controller ports
Some sort of Wi-Fi antenna, and Bluetooth support
Sensor bar power out
System fan
Motherboard

Then the ever complicated controller has the following:

Speaker
Several Buttons
Some sort of camera at the top to pick up the sensor bar's light emissions
Add-on input on the bottom
Motion sensing technology
Bluetooth



It would be extremely difficult to copy all of this incredible hardware, and turn a profit without mass sales + mass production. I just don't think this thing could really play Wii software. Plus, what happens when one goes to update their system when they want to play a new game?





*Takes apart Wii*
*makes new case shape with plastic mold*
*inserts all original Wii pecies into new case*
*seals case*
*Repeats steps with controller*
*Makes a label on the computer reading "Zii"*
*Talks to distributor about price*
*profits*
 
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