To resolve our conflict, I vote we play Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.
Rock > Scissors
Rock > Lizard
Scissors > Paper
Scissors > Lizard
Lizard > Spock
Lizard > Paper
Spock > Rock
Spock > Scissors
Paper > Rock
Paper > Spock
We each PM TheDoctor with Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, or Spock, then whoever wins, wins.