Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Creat your most broken card ever.

Winning Arceus - :colorless:fire::grass::water::fighting::lightning:psychic::dark::metal: - 80HP
[Insert picture of Arceus giving you the finger]
Arceus Rule....

PokeBody: Only I can do anything
Only Winning Arceus can use Poke-Powers or Poke-Bodys

PokeBody: Sableye, but better
Winning Arceus goes first, no exceptions

[.] Total kill
If your opponent has at least one Pokemon in play, this attack does 1000 damage to each Pokemon. This damage cannot be prevented in any way (weakness DOES apply to bench Pokemon)

Weakness -
Resistance - :colorless:fire::grass::water::fighting::lightning:psychic::dark::metal:-1000
Retreat -
 
GeChamp 120 HP :psychic::fighting:

:ppowr: Broken Death Curse

If this Pokemon is knocked out, flip a coin. If heads, all of your opponent's Pokemon are knocked out.

Cheapness :fighting: If the Defending Pokemon is a Basic, then knock it out

Super Cheapness :psychic: Choose 1 of your opponent's Pokemon that has a PokePower. Knock it out.

If All Else Fails :fighting::psychic: Flip some coins. Regardless of the result, knock out the Defending Pokemon.
 
Jesus - ∞ HP

If you have Jesus anywhere near a Pokemon match, you win.

Weakness: Judas
Resistance: Sin
Retreat: 0
 
Noob Stadium

Flip a coin, if tails, draw 6 prizes and you get all cards that your opponent owns. If heads, you win the tournament.

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baby mario said:
GeChamp 120 HP :psychic::fighting:

:ppowr: Broken Death Curse

If this Pokemon is knocked out, flip a coin. If heads, all of your opponent's Pokemon are knocked out.

Cheapness :fighting: If the Defending Pokemon is a Basic, then knock it out

Super Cheapness :psychic: Choose 1 of your opponent's Pokemon that has a PokePower. Knock it out.

If All Else Fails :fighting::psychic: Flip some coins. Regardless of the result, knock out the Defending Pokemon.
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Quoted for truth and win!
 
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Here is mine...

Flareon (Great Pokemon) Lv. 73 HP 200

Poke-Power: Laugh Hard: You can choose to own all of your opponents Cards if you win the battle (doesn't have to be before or after you attack, whenever you like as long as you faced them and won)

Poke-Body: Fire Stream: You ignore all of your opponents Resistance

Poke-Body: Ignoring: Ignore Dialga G Lv.X and Unown G Cards or anything like them

Laugh Attack:
:fire: If your opponent is a Water, Fire, Lightning, Grass, Metal, Dark, Fighting, Psychic or Colorless type Pokemon. You take 6 Prize Cards. If it is a Basic, you win the game, if it is an evolution or Level-Up, you take all Prize Cards.

Fire Vapor
:fire::fire: If the defending Pokemon is Water type or has the use of any Water (Energy for Attacking, Weakness or Resistance) You automatically win the next 50 games you play against anyone. (including OP Tournaments)

Weakness

Resistance
(Rainbow) -200

Retreat

Now how is that for an ultimate Card? LOL
 
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LuxApe - :fire::lightning - ∞HP
Pokemon SP

:ppowr: I choose you!
Choose 1 of your opponents Benched Pokemon, switch it with the Defending Pokemon, search your deck for anything that deals 10 damage to the new Defending Pokemon and Knock Out the Defending Pokemon.

:ppowr: Does it matter?
Your opponent switches the Defending Pokemon, then you search your deck and discard pile for PokeTurn, Super Scoop Up and Mr Briney's Compassion and put those in your hand. The Defending Pokemon get's 100 damage but is KO'd regardless of remaining HP.

Weakness: None cuz I'm faster and cheaper then you.
Resistance: Doesn't matter. MUHAHAHA
Retreat: 00000000000000000000ZERO000000000000
 
Leafeon grass type hp 205 stage 3

poke body leaf convertment

every card in you hand can be treated as an energy of your choise which applys to END BLAST
poke body leaf healing poison

whenever you attach an energy to any of your pokemon you heal 50 damage from all your pokeman and do 100 to all your opponents pokemon

plus plus plus pokepower you may attach 3 extra energy to your pokemon you still use the effect of leaf healing poison


(.) END BLAST
does 100 times the number of energy in play oh apply the same affect to your opponents bench pokemon as well

weakness fire +10
resistance water-30
retreat cost non
 
Shuckle Lv.2 HP 10

Pokebody - Lulling Juice: If Shuckle is your Active Pokemon at the beginning of the game, you go first regardless of the coin flip or other bodies on the Defending Pokemon. If the Defending Pokemon also has a Lulling Juice Pokebody, you both win anyway so who cares who goes first?

[0] Shuckle is Win
Draw up to 6 Prize Cards. If the Defending Pokemon is a Shuckle, your opponent may draw up to 6 Prize Cards.

Weakness -
Resistance -
Retreat -
 
Chuck Norris 9999999990 hp

Block
Chuck Norris can not be knocked out

Round House kick ()(black)

all pokemon on the field except Chuck Norris are knocked out

w
r all
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Wobbuffet G LV. 99 :psychic:
150 HP
Basic Pokemon SP

:pbody: U R Fail
All Basic Pokemon in play (excluding any Wobbuffet G) can't use any Poke-Bodies.

:pbody: For the Win
If Wobbuffet G is your Active Pokemon during the beginning of the game, you go first.

(0) GG
Show your hand to your opponent. This attack does 30 damage to each of your opponent's Pokemon for each card in your hand (Apply Weakness for Benched Pokemon).

Weakness: None
Resistance: :psychic: -150
Retreat Cost: None
Rarity: So rare that I'm the only one that has it.
 
Uber Card Basic 55HP
Pokenote
You can have as many of this card in your deck as you like!
PokePower BeatUp Teh nOObs
As often as you like during your turn, you may beat the crap out of your opponent!
PokeBody You can't Win
As long as this pokemon is in play, your opponent can not win, ever, not with any trainer supporters, stadiums, pokemon powers, attacks or anything else.
# Beat Up Teh Judge!
Find the head judge of the tournament and beat the crap out of him
 
Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
Trainer Card
You may bribe the judge into letting you cheat any number of times during this game.

Screw the Money I Have Rules!
Trainer Card
You may act as the judge for this current match.
 
All right, I am finally finished laughing over all the cards in this thread especially Arceus.

Garchomp A
Colorless
100 HP
Basic

Poke-Body: Extremespeed
If this card is your active Pokemon at the start of the game, you go first. If your opponent's active Pokemon at the start of the game is Sableye, say "No way buddy" or something similar. Your opponent must then search his or her deck for another basic Pokemon and switch it with Sableye. If your opponent refuses, draw prize cards until you have 0 prize cards left. Before doing these actions, prevent all Poke-bodies on your opponent's Pokemon before they begin to take effect.

(.) AARON POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does 700 damage to 3 of your opponent's Pokemon. Put 57 damage counters on 3 of your opponent's Pokemon. Draw 89 prize cards. Discard 47 cards off the top of your opponent's deck. Discard 34 cards from their hand without looking. If you knocked out any Gengars, you may stick your nose in the air, tell your opponent that he can't flip for fainting spell because Garchomp is too awesome, and call a judge over and tell him to give your opponent a game loss. If you can't perform all of these actions, who cares? You've already won.

Weakness: None
Resistance: None
Retreat Cost: None
 
Porygon-X , HP 150.

Stage two, evolves from Porygon2.

:ppowr: Uber-ness

Once a turn, before you attack, you may draw up to 60 cards from your deck.

:pbody: Error

You may or may not draw a card at the beginning of your turn.

:colorless:colorless:colorless "Super Computer Blast"

The defending Pokemon is now knocked out. Your opponent also takes a prize card. You may shuffle you hand into your deck.

:fire::grass::water::fighting::lightning:psychic::colorless:dark::metal: "X Blast" 200

You draw an extra prize card, and your opponent puts the top 20 cards of their deck face down as their prize cards.
 
ensignmerlin said:
Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
Trainer Card
You may bribe the judge into letting you cheat any number of times during this game.

Screw the Money I Have Rules!
Trainer Card
You may act as the judge for this current match.
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haha, love it :lol:

is it still being made? or did the itunes podcast just die off?
 
Here is another one of my broken cards on this thread... LOL.....

Goods Card

FlareonMaster Says:
If you play this card, you win, your opponent loses, you keep their cards, if you choose not to keep their cards then you win every game after this, even if you lose normally. If you choose to take their cards, then you win every game after that, even if you lose normally, but this time, you get to keep their cards. If you sell their cards, you earn money, if you keep them, you earn cards.

You can use as many Goods Cards as you want per turn. This particular card though can only be used by FlareonMaster and when being used by FlareonMaster, you can have 60 of this card in your deck and this is OP Tournament legal for only FlareonMaster.

LOL, this is better than my Flareon Great Card IMO! LOL
 
you win

trainer

you win rule
you can have as many copies of this card in you deck as you want.

you win rule
once you draw this card you play it from your hand even during setup and you dont have any pokemon


effect
when you play this card draw 6 prize cards. then proceed to mock them and take all there pokemon cards. if your opponent and you play this card at the same time you must ufc fight where ever you are and the winner is declared the winner of the match although the true winners are the witnesses.

the most broken card i could think of just off the top of my head
 
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