Good old 1 sentence add-on

[Water Pokemon Master]

...and then it changed into a Ditto.

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

which then kinda decided to do a little ditto dance...

 

[Hedgefoxidna]

and the ditto dance conciested of a bunch of digletts which were very hairy, becuz they never shaved! so then ditto change into a hairy diglet and than they all evolved into hairy dugtrios and made a hole, and scizor fell in it becuz he's to dumb to fly out so...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

he just kinda layed there in that hole until he rusted and decayed and stuff...

 

[Mew Master]

EDIT: posts made during my post so here's my new one:

so it dug a hole to the country of....

 

[Kasanova]

When along came a magikarp, flying across the sky...

 

[Hedgefoxidna]

and it evolved into a gyrados! and the gyrados was colored red, and it was really mad because jynx signing was really....

 

[Hot Mustid]

really really bad

 

[Mew Master]

so it sang more and more.......

 

[Hedgefoxidna]

and the gyrados exploded into a bunch of tiny magikraps, so...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

they invented MAGIKARP DAY!!

 

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Which fell on the 5th monday of every September resulting in the problem of what to do in years without 5 mondays causing .....

 

[Squirtle]

On a Year without 5 modays they decided to call it ," Exploding Gyrados day."

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

but you guys were wrong, because according to a zodiac I just read, magikarp day is actually December 4th...

Then again, this zodiac also says my birthday is teddiursa day -_-"

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

Then on July11th Mewtwo came out of his cave and said...

 

[Burninating_Torchic]

yo yo yo wassup my homies? and then he got pooped on by a pidgeotto...

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

who then was obliterated by the Womping Willow from Harry Potter but was reincarnated back to its normal self by...

 

[Hot Mustid]

the use of a welding jar

 

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

then on the other side of the world Pikachus were on a rampage becasue...

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

none other than that guy with the big hair from that 70s show...