Most pointless Pokemon ever

[Kayle]

then, your opponents play a card from their hand, and they have to pretend this is lost zone.

THIS.... IS... LOST ZONE

(need lowercase characters apparently)

 

[ArceusRules]

St. Patrick's Day Pikachu HP 50 :lightning:

:lightning: Kiss Me I'm Irish 10
After you announce this attack, your opponent may choose to kiss you. If he/she does, this attack does nothing.

:lightning::colorless: Leprechaun Love 20
After you announce this attack, you may say "I love you" to your opponent. If your opponent says "I love you too", this attack does nothing.

Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance: :metal: -20
Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless:

 

[Tyraniking]

Failgar HP 10

Pokebody: I finally get a bad card

When Gengar comes into play, complain to your opponent that Gengar should always get a decent card. Gengar is now thrown in the trash.

sychic: This attack is super awesome

You probably should've read the effect of the attack before announcing it even if it was super awesome.. You suppose you figured it was a Gengar, so it had to be good attack like Shadow Room. This attack does nothing. Sucks for you for believing all Gengars a broken.

Weakness: x2 Resistance: none Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless: :colorless:

 

[LegendCallerL]

I had this idea for a card:

Spiritomb 60 hp :dark:

:dark: Lost Fate
Search your deck for as many Energy cards as you like and place them in the Lost Zone.

:dark::dark::dark::dark: Requiem
If you have 55 cards or more total in your Lost Zone and Discard Pile, the Defending Pokemon and all of your Opponent's Benched Pokemon are knocked out. If there are any Special Energy Cards attached to Spiritomb, this attack does nothing.

Weakness:
Resistance: -20 :colorless:
Retreat Cost: :colorless::colorless:

 

[Mama_Luigi]

I had this idea for a card:

Haha, that would actually be pretty cool if you said 54 cards because then it would actually be possible to win with that

 

[Kayle]

Haha, that would actually be pretty cool if you said 54 cards because then it would actually be possible to win with that

Yeah, you have to have a prize... <<

 

[Sceptile King]

I love this thread

 

[czech59]

Bulbasaur 40 HP :grass:

body: Why Do I Always Get Screwed?
Once during your turn, before you do anything after drawing a card, you must ask your opponent if he or she allows you to continue your turn. If their answer is no, your turn ends.

:grass::colorless::colorless: Mega Grass Storm Of Awesomeness 200
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does nothing. If tails, your opponent flips a coin. If your opponent flips heads, this attack does nothing. If your opponent flips tails, you flip a coin. If heads, this attack does nothing. If tails, your opponent flips a coin. If heads, this attack does nothing. If tails, your opponent decides whether this attack works or not. If it works, you may place up to 8 damage counters on each of your opponent's benched Pokemon.

Weakness: :fire: x3
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: :colorless::colorless:

 

[wobbufet]

Mr. Mime 60HP
sychic: Type

Barrier sychic:sychic:
During your Opponent's turn, all damage done to Mr. Mime is reduced by 10.

The-Most-Awesome-Attack-Ever sychic:sychic:sychic:sychic:sychic: 10
HAHA you just got screwed you attached 5 energy to this thing to do 10 damage! If you used this, you might as well forfeit!

Weak: sychic: Resist: None Ret. Cost: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless:

 

[Porii Sames]

Beedrill G-

Oh wait.