n00b paradise

Discussion in 'Pokemon Fan Fiction' started by larllt, Dec 23, 2007.

  1. larllt

    larllt New Member

    parody of amish paradise by weird al

    As I look through the binder where I store my cards
    I take a look at my blissey and realize it's very plain
    but that's just perfect for a n00b like me,
    for you know I'd much rather have a shiny charizard

    at round 1 i'm pwning with charizard
    [[[kazambolt]] plays fire truk and [[typhlosion king]] plays kodak...fool
    and i've been trading and pwning so long that
    even [[spoinkmaster]] thinks that my mind has gone

    i'm a member of legion, i'm into rogue
    got a charizard in my hand and a potion in my deck
    but if i finish my list you finish thine
    then tonight we're going to the christmas party

    we've been spending most our lives living in a n00b paradise
    get the bye once or twice
    living in a n00b paradise
    it's hard work and sacrifice
    living in a n00b paradise
    we sell blisseys at discount price
    living in a n00b paradise

    a good player ripped a baby torterra last week
    i went crazy on him
    i really do care, in fact i killed him
    'cause it was a cute little thing, it was
    but i ain't never ripped a pop card even if it was rare candy
    a n00b with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
    i never use dice, but i got a charizard hat
    and my homies agree i really look good in it, foo
    if you come to play, you'll be bored to tears,
    i haven't even drawn a trainer in 27 turns
    but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
    we just really love charizard

    there's no bliss, no rosy, no sableye
    not a single decent card
    just like a baby charizard
    it's as n00bish as can be

    we've been spending most our lives
    living in a n00b paradise
    we're just new and simple guys
    living in a n00b paradise
    there's no time for sleeves or dice
    living in a n00b paradise
    we don't win, we all play nice
    living in a n00b paradise

    organizin' my binder, tradin' lots of trainers
    bought a deck on monday, soon i'll buy anutter
    think you're really bad? think that your deck is bad?
    well i know i'm a million times less humble than though art

    i'm the pious guy the little n00bs wanna be like
    playing games day and night scoring points for nationals
    so don't be good and don't be whiny
    or else my charizard might get medieval on your hiney

    we've been spending most our lives
    living in an n00b paradise
    we're all crazy pokefans
    living in a n00b paradise
    there's many donks and marios
    living in a n00b paradise
    but you'd probably think it bites
    living in a n00b paradise
     
    Last edited: Dec 24, 2007
  2. Burninating_Torchic

    Burninating_Torchic New Member

    You are aware that Amish Paradise was already a parody... right?
     
  3. larllt

    larllt New Member

  4. Broccili_ Boy

    Broccili_ Boy New Member

    LOL love it.
    And hi pika2
     
  5. larllt

    larllt New Member

    it's actually a parody of a parody of a parody. (gangsta's paradise is already a parody)


    do i know u?
     
  6. Broccili_ Boy

    Broccili_ Boy New Member

    Yes I'm bulb45
     
  7. BigRed

    BigRed New Member

    gansta's is a parody? of what song?....
     
  8. larllt

    larllt New Member

  9. It was alright, i think you spammed charizard a liiiittle too much.

    Other than that, i liked it.
     
  10. GinoLombardi21

    GinoLombardi21 New Member

    Coolio would not approve!
     
  11. Azure Kite

    Azure Kite New Member

    So don't be vain, and don't be whiny! Or else my brother i might have to get medevil on your hiny!

    Yeah I think you need to make sure its rhyming which I saw a lack of. I think its nice to see a pokefan and a wierd al fan at the same time, cause it meens I'm not alone. The song really speaks to me since I'm a n00b also. Great work!:thumb:
     
  12. Lakak

    Lakak New Member

    this belongs in FanFic, miright?
     
  13. Flareon

    Flareon New Member

    "we've been spending most our lives living in a n00b paradise
    get the bye once or twice
    living in a n00b paradise"

    lol, that was my favorite line.

    I think you did pretty well, but I would have liked to have seen some more rhymes. :)
     
  14. Pinsir52

    Pinsir52 New Member

    Stop picking on me, man! LOL, that was me before a friend told me about pokegym. Playing charizard w/potion...those were the good ole' days. Great job!
     
  15. larllt

    larllt New Member

    updated! now with more rhyming n00biness!
     
  16. Broccili_ Boy

    Broccili_ Boy New Member

    I love the new rhyminess!!!
     
  17. Xenoz Blaid

    Xenoz Blaid New Member

    It brought tears to my eyes....awsome
     
  18. KazamBolt

    KazamBolt Active Member

    Larllt made this in Skype with me. some of the names are people from our area like me, TK and spoinkmaster. The christmas party is a tournament in Tecumseh MI that is a cities with a christmas theme that the "n00bs" want to go to because of the christmas party. We can explain anything else if you want.
     
  19. charmander rox

    charmander rox New Member

    Say what?

    Oddish > n00b

    Call it a n00bish paradise. That would make more sense.

    Needs much more rhyming.

    So Blissey is perfect, because you'd rather have something else?

    There is NO SUCH THING as a baby Torterra and baby Charizard.

    Just my constructive criticism. :thumb:
     
  20. larllt

    larllt New Member

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