Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

n00b paradise

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larllt

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parody of amish paradise by weird al

As I look through the binder where I store my cards
I take a look at my blissey and realize it's very plain
but that's just perfect for a n00b like me,
for you know I'd much rather have a shiny charizard

at round 1 i'm pwning with charizard
[[[kazambolt]] plays fire truk and [[typhlosion king]] plays kodak...fool
and i've been trading and pwning so long that
even [[spoinkmaster]] thinks that my mind has gone

i'm a member of legion, i'm into rogue
got a charizard in my hand and a potion in my deck
but if i finish my list you finish thine
then tonight we're going to the christmas party

we've been spending most our lives living in a n00b paradise
get the bye once or twice
living in a n00b paradise
it's hard work and sacrifice
living in a n00b paradise
we sell blisseys at discount price
living in a n00b paradise

a good player ripped a baby torterra last week
i went crazy on him
i really do care, in fact i killed him
'cause it was a cute little thing, it was
but i ain't never ripped a pop card even if it was rare candy
a n00b with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
i never use dice, but i got a charizard hat
and my homies agree i really look good in it, foo
if you come to play, you'll be bored to tears,
i haven't even drawn a trainer in 27 turns
but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
we just really love charizard

there's no bliss, no rosy, no sableye
not a single decent card
just like a baby charizard
it's as n00bish as can be

we've been spending most our lives
living in a n00b paradise
we're just new and simple guys
living in a n00b paradise
there's no time for sleeves or dice
living in a n00b paradise
we don't win, we all play nice
living in a n00b paradise

organizin' my binder, tradin' lots of trainers
bought a deck on monday, soon i'll buy anutter
think you're really bad? think that your deck is bad?
well i know i'm a million times less humble than though art

i'm the pious guy the little n00bs wanna be like
playing games day and night scoring points for nationals
so don't be good and don't be whiny
or else my charizard might get medieval on your hiney

we've been spending most our lives
living in an n00b paradise
we're all crazy pokefans
living in a n00b paradise
there's many donks and marios
living in a n00b paradise
but you'd probably think it bites
living in a n00b paradise
 
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it's actually a parody of a parody of a parody. (gangsta's paradise is already a parody)


do i know u?
 
So don't be vain, and don't be whiny! Or else my brother i might have to get medevil on your hiny!

Yeah I think you need to make sure its rhyming which I saw a lack of. I think its nice to see a pokefan and a wierd al fan at the same time, cause it meens I'm not alone. The song really speaks to me since I'm a n00b also. Great work!:thumb:
 
"we've been spending most our lives living in a n00b paradise
get the bye once or twice
living in a n00b paradise"

lol, that was my favorite line.

I think you did pretty well, but I would have liked to have seen some more rhymes. :)
 
Stop picking on me, man! LOL, that was me before a friend told me about pokegym. Playing charizard w/potion...those were the good ole' days. Great job!
 
Larllt made this in Skype with me. some of the names are people from our area like me, TK and spoinkmaster. The christmas party is a tournament in Tecumseh MI that is a cities with a christmas theme that the "n00bs" want to go to because of the christmas party. We can explain anything else if you want.
 
Say what?

Oddish > n00b

Call it a n00bish paradise. That would make more sense.

Needs much more rhyming.

So Blissey is perfect, because you'd rather have something else?

There is NO SUCH THING as a baby Torterra and baby Charizard.

Just my constructive criticism. :thumb:
 
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