Oddish Paradise (parody of Amish Paradise, by Weird Al Yankovic)

Discussion in 'Pokemon Fan Fiction' started by meditite rox, Nov 8, 2007.

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  1. meditite rox

    meditite rox New Member

    As I walk through the land where I live in these holes
    I take a look at the ground and realize it’s very old
    But that’s just perfect for an Oddish like me
    You know I live in it quite peacefully
    At 4:30 at night I leave the ground
    Bellsprout uses Razor Leaf and Treeko Pounds... fool
    And I've been diggin' and poundin' so long that
    Even Slowpoke thinks that my mind is gone
    I'm one with the land, the earth is my bed
    Got little blue feet and a weed on my head
    But if I finish all of my digging and you finished yours
    Then tonight we're gonna party like its 1644

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    I've used Stun Spore once or twice
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    Its hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    We try hard to avoid Ice
    Living in an Oddish paradise

    A Charmander hit me with Ember last week
    I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
    I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
    cause Ill be laughing my head off when he meets my friend Bibarel
    But I’ve never punched a Growlithe even if he deserved it
    An Oddish with hands?
    You know that’s unheard of
    I sleep in the day and I stay up are night
    And the Lotads agree
    I really fight right... fool
    If you come to visit, you'll be sad all day
    We stay in the ground 'till night falls all the way
    But we aren’t really weak, so please don't point and stare
    We're just vertically impaired

    There’s no Fire, no Ice, no Flying types
    Not a single enemy
    Like a sanctuary
    Its as peaceful as can be

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    Were just plain and simple guys
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    There’s no time for Fire and Ice
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    We like fight, we do all right
    Living in an Oddish paradise

    Using Petal Dance, then a Poison Powder
    Then a Solarbeam, and again Sleep Powder
    Think you’re really tough?
    Think you’re the very best?
    Well, I know I’m a better than all the rest
    I have two choices that I can use
    Vileplume or Bellosom are what I will choose
    So don’t be weak and don’t make a fuss
    Or I’ll show you why I’m called the “Oddium Wanderus”

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    We get buried up past the eyes
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    There’s good soil and it’s quite nice
    Living in an Oddish paradise
    But you’d probably think it’s dry
    Living in an Oddish paradise

    Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
    Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh-dish!
     
  2. smileydude560

    smileydude560 New Member

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    oh. my gosh. THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME! THAT WAS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER! w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
  3. CyberManectric

    CyberManectric Active Member

    Wow, what an awesome parody of a parody. I love this. Awesome job Meditite rox.
    ~Cyber~
     
  4. homeofmew

    homeofmew Active Member

    LOL very good.
     
  5. spoinkmaster

    spoinkmaster New Member

    Best parody on the gym.
     
  6. The_Envoy_of_Chaos

    The_Envoy_of_Chaos New Member

    This. Is. The. Best. Ever.

    *salutes you*

    Very nicely done.
     

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