Ontario States Rofls 3-1

Discussion in 'State/Province/Territory Championships' started by jjkkl, Mar 22, 2011.

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  1. jjkkl

    jjkkl Front Page Article Editor

    I played for three matches because I ran out of time for being too amazing. Was too busy not writing this because i had better things to do like watch season 1 of community Too legit 2 quit

    Said I wouldn't go because nobody would go with me
    went anyways lol

    Told myself I'd just be there until I lost, then I'd go play Dragon Age 2 or something.

    Played Sableye Donk. Not Sablelock. No, I was playing pro deck:

    3 Smeargle UD
    4 Sableye
    4 Crobat G
    3 Uxie
    2 Unown Dark
    2 Unown Q
    1 Mewtwo
    1 Mewtwo Level Ecks

    4 Judge
    4 VS Seeker
    4 Seeker
    4 Cyrus' Conspiracy
    4 Poke Turn
    2 Expert Beltz
    2 SP Radarz
    4 Collector
    2 Palmer's
    2 Bebe's Search

    4 Basic Dark
    4 Special Dark

    Pro deck. One does not mess with me. Scumbags don't mess with me.

    Match 1: No idea - probably Luxchomp.

    Lulzy start. Started with Smeargle, Sableye, and two Crobats. Champion Chad here started out Luxray GL, so I rofled hard. Pissed off the others beside me.

    Smeargle was active with Sabs benched. Took a heavy risk and used Portrait, going first. He had a Collector, so I rofled and Collectored for Unown Q, Crobat G, and Unown Dark.

    Slapped down Three bats, Flash Bite x 3. Slapped down Q, put Quick onto Smeargle and slapped down Unown Dark to get Special Darkz energies, donking him with Overconfident for 50.

    1-0 LOL

    Match 2: No idea - probably Vilgar or Lostgar.

    I start off with Sableye and Unown Dark. He started off with Gastly. I lolmaozedong'd, or moar liek lolmaodzedonk lolamirite

    I slap down Dark and get Special Darkz and Overconfident him for lulz

    2-0 HERPDERP

    Match 3: Donphan

    I start with Sabs he starts with Uxie and Sabs and I'm like 'wat is tis i dont even' because I have no idea what it is until I Impersonate for a Judge. Draw into Expert Belt and he puts down Phanface and I'm all 'y u no let me donk u'

    I kill Uxie w/ Overconfident 2 Turns. He promotes Phan and hits for 60 but cannot because I belted championeye. I libertad with Quick and Seeker, promoting new Sabs and attach and hit for 30.

    He cant get belt and energy. I rofl and eventually Quick-Seeker Vs Seeker Libertad combo brings up his benched Phanpy and I knocks out Donphan Prime for lulzy game.

    3-0 HURHUR

    Match 4: Vilegar

    He starts out with 2 tombs and I go rofl lets do this

    I smeargle for collector and get sabs unown q and unown dark out. Drop, quick, retreat, dark, special dark, slap down handed crobat g for flash bite

    He promotes new one, slaps down gastly and uxies and puts down bts into haunter, attaching energy. He collectors for gastly, uxie, and oddish. I go 'wat' and he graces for Gengar

    I knock out tomb but he snipes my bench for lol prizes before i knock out gengar but fainting spell hits me.

    3-1 NO

    Quota Reached

    I leave for Wendy's and go play Dragon Age 2 to save Kirkwall from mage scum


    PROS

    - Didn't have enough Mamoswine for Mamoswine lulz deck
    - Actually won a match with this idiot

    CONS

    - body heat fail again these people need to get better air conditioners
    - mewtwo is useless
     
  2. gallade

    gallade New Member

    .....
    you are my god.
     
  3. Kayle

    Kayle Active Member

    Best.
    Report.
    Ever.
     
  4. Barkjon

    Barkjon Active Member

    What is this I don't even...
     
  5. renfield89

    renfield89 New Member

    Apparently all one has to do is type "rofl" and "lulz" over and over to contribute to the Pokegym community. Acting indifferent to the game doesn't appear to hurt, either.
    Can't wait to use this newfound knowledge to become popular like jjkkl.
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2011
  6. gallade

    gallade New Member

    Apparently renfield does not know what humor is. Or the point jjkkl is trying to make
     
  7. InnoceNt

    InnoceNt New Member

    lulz.

    woulda been funny if you went x-0 haha
     
  8. jjkkl

    jjkkl Front Page Article Editor

    SHOW THEM ALL MY YOUNG APPRENTICE.

    *dons supar-srs face*

    But seriously, I play Pokemon TCG mainly to derive fun out of it. I'm not that competitive, nor ever will I be that competitive, and I know it, so I mainly stick to playing for, y'know, fun. Besides all my reports are written in nearly continuous stream of consciousness like this, so :\

    Besides, I'm far from popular bro. I antagonist alot of people here. Alot.
     
  9. skovtrold

    skovtrold New Member

    No1 sees the joke in renfield89's post ? Me tinks he be hillariiuz !
     
  10. gallade

    gallade New Member

    we could go on making excuses about how our posts were sarcastic all day if you wanted, because apparently you can't tell that my post was sarcastic.
     
  11. SuperWooper

    SuperWooper New Member

    Community is awesome. Have you started season 2 yet?

    Oh yeah, Pokemon is pretty cool too I guess. Good job or something.
     
  12. Elite_4_Allen

    Elite_4_Allen New Member

    If I could sig this whole thread I would.
     
  13. jjkkl

    jjkkl Front Page Article Editor

    I downloaded Season 2 onto iTunes, so yeah, I've caught up. Conspiracy theories episode was totally ballin
     
  14. jeffrey123

    jeffrey123 New Member

    How lame. Worst report ever.
     
  15. iLifeless

    iLifeless New Member

    How awesome. Best report ever.
     
  16. ace_201

    ace_201 New Member

    How original and creative. Most original and creative report ever.
     
  17. Blue Blur

    Blue Blur New Member

    People...

    Find the computer room!
     

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