Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Parody of Rockstar by Nickelback: "Pokemon Master"

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Rockstar by nickel back parody; "pokemon master"

I want a new Poketch with 3 new games
My own place in the hall of fame
somwhere between Cynthia
and Drake is fine for A' OK

I'm gonna trade this Marill
for a Ponyta from Blaine
I'd even Catch a Jynx and change its name.

Cause we all just wanna be pokemon masters
and live in pallet town, flyin 15 staraptors
the potions come easy and the full heals come cheap

and we'll all battle in the coolest gyms
and i'll get my badge cause i know i'll win.

And well, hey, hey, I wanna catch em' all.

So what do ya think?
 
yeh about that... i couldn't really get somethin that fits in for the rest, so if anyone has a better version of this parody, go ahead and post it just don't the part that i did write. lol
 
Through with this Sceptile of mine
I throw the pokéball get in
He’s got a Charizard
That we’re never gonna win
This battle hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a Empoleon
With some wicked cool attacks
And a whole bunch of restores to bring it back
With this Pokémon how
you ever gonna deal with me

(Tell me what you need)

I'll need a Chansey with a maxed out limit
And a backpack with a Master Ball in it
Gonna join a poké fan club
and love everyone I meet

(Been there done that)

I want a new Pokétech with 3 new games
My own place in the hall of fame
Somewhere between Cynthia
and Drake is fine for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade Marril
For Ponyta from Blaine
I'd even catch a Jynx
And change it’s name

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be Pokémon Masters
And live in Pallet Town flying on a Staraptor
The Potions come easy and the Full Heals cheap
Everybody we battle will see defeat
And we'll all Battle in the coolest Gyms
I’ll get my badge cause I know I’m gonna win
Every good Poké Trainer
Gonna wind up there
I’ll win every battle
It just won’t seem fair

And well, hey hey I wanna catch em’ all
Hey hey I wanna catch em’ all

I wanna be great like Ash without the hassels
Flamboyant like Team Rocket but I’ll wear no tassels
But I won’t wear the same hat
Cause I’m just not that cheap

(yeah I admit that’s pretty strange)

I'm gonna dress myself
with the regions fashion
Get a front door key to the Elite Four mansion
Gonna Catch a Mewtwo
That loves to win battle's for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade Marril
For Ponyta from Blaine
I'd even catch a Jynx
And change it’s name

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be Pokémon Masters
And live in Pallet Town flying on a Staraptor
The Potions come easy and the Full Heals cheap
Everybody we battle will see defeat
And we'll all Battle in the coolest Gyms
I’ll get my badge cause I know I’m gonna win
Every good Poké Trainer
Gonna wind up there
I’ll win every battle
It just won’t seem fair
And we'll hide out in the Champion’s room
With the latest Pokédex and
today's who's who
They'll come from all around
to admire my style
Everybody wants to
battle and take my title
Hey hey I wanna catch em all

I'm gonna have every Pokémon
you never want to face
Gonna feed my Pokés
from a Pokéblock case
Sat at my computer and wrote this song
Used this Nickelback song So you could sing along

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be Pokémon Masters
And live in Pallet Town flying on a Staraptor
The Potions come easy and the Full Heals cheap
Everybody we battle will see defeat
And we'll all Battle in the coolest Gyms
I’ll get my badge cause I know I’m gonna win
Every good Poké Trainer
Gonna wind up there
I’ll win every battle
It just won’t seem fair
And we'll hide out in the Champion’s room
With the latest Pokédex and
today's who's who
They'll come from all around
to admire my style
Everybody wants to
battle and take my title
Hey hey I wanna catch em all
Hey hey I wanna catch em all
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Q: How are you singing "Po-ke-mon Mas-ters" which is 5 syllables, in a space allotted only 3 syllables (big_ rock_stars)??
Are you singing the 1st 2 really fast, e.g., "'Cause we all just wanna be (Poké) MON MasTARS..."
??? (pronounciation added)
And BLiZzArD, your name is impossible, and you should write all of Nickleback's song lyrics from now on.
Have you copywrited your version yet? :biggrin:
 
selerky said:
Q: How are you singing "Po-ke-mon Mas-ters" which is 5 syllables, in a space allotted only 3 syllables (big_ rock_stars)??
Are you singing the 1st 2 really fast, e.g., "'Cause we all just wanna be (Poké) MON MasTARS..."
??? (pronounciation added)
And BLiZzArD, your name is impossible, and you should write all of Nickleback's song lyrics from now on.
Have you copywrited your version yet? :biggrin:
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Exactly just run Pokemon Master together.

Been singing it all morning it works

BLiZz
 
Listen to Rockstar again. There is a pause between each syllable in that line. "Big -- Rock -- Star". That's 5 syllable spots that can be filled with "Po-ke-mon-mas-ter".
 
@ Bullados: I remembered the pauses in between "big_rock_star", I just thought "pokeMON masTAR" didn't sound quite right. I'm semi-used to it now, it works great.
Thanks, I just wanted to know before I sing it onstage Saturday night.
Or not. But seriously, BLiZzArD, good job.
 
Sorry original poster, but BLiZzArD wins this thread. you put up a good fight, but you left out to many sections of the song.

By the way BLiZ, you should be a song writer. I'm so jealous, I'm trying to make a song (not a parody, a very special song in fact) and I am as lyrically brain-dead as a monkey.
 
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