“Pokémon Trader” By Steven Reich
(Parody of “Two Princes” by Spin Doctors)
Yeah
One, two traders kneel before you
That's what I said now
Traders, traders who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has holos in his pockets
And that's some bread, now
This one said he looks up to Team Rocket
Ain't in his head, now
This one he got a shiny EX
That's what I said now
Got some big seel with status effects
Ain't in his head now
You trade with him, your rival will dethrone you
How 'bout that now
You trade with me, your rival will not own you
He'll eat his hat, now
Trade with him, or trade with me
I'm the better deal here baby can't you see?
I ain't got no binder with energy
But I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
Said if you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
I Said
One, two traders kneel before you
That's what I said now
Traders, traders who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has holos in his pockets
And that's some bread, now
This one he looks up to Team Rocket
Ain't in his head, now
Trade with him, or trade with me
I'm the better deal here baby can't you see?
I ain't got no binder with energy
But I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
Said if you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
And if you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
If you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
Oh baby
Just go ahead now
Oh
Just just go ahead now
Oh, your Butterfree
Just go ahead now
Come on forget Slowking, trade with me
Just go ahead now
Come on, come on, come on
Just go ahead now
Go ahead now, yeah
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
Yeah, just go ahead now, baby
Just go ahead now
(Parody of “Two Princes” by Spin Doctors)
Yeah
One, two traders kneel before you
That's what I said now
Traders, traders who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has holos in his pockets
And that's some bread, now
This one said he looks up to Team Rocket
Ain't in his head, now
This one he got a shiny EX
That's what I said now
Got some big seel with status effects
Ain't in his head now
You trade with him, your rival will dethrone you
How 'bout that now
You trade with me, your rival will not own you
He'll eat his hat, now
Trade with him, or trade with me
I'm the better deal here baby can't you see?
I ain't got no binder with energy
But I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
Said if you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
I Said
One, two traders kneel before you
That's what I said now
Traders, traders who adore you
Just go ahead now
One has holos in his pockets
And that's some bread, now
This one he looks up to Team Rocket
Ain't in his head, now
Trade with him, or trade with me
I'm the better deal here baby can't you see?
I ain't got no binder with energy
But I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
I know what a trade and trainer ought to be
Said if you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
And if you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
If you want my Pichu baby
Just go ahead now
And if you would like to have my Magby
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
And if you like to see that Groudon
Just go ahead now
Oh baby
Just go ahead now
Oh
Just just go ahead now
Oh, your Butterfree
Just go ahead now
Come on forget Slowking, trade with me
Just go ahead now
Come on, come on, come on
Just go ahead now
Go ahead now, yeah
Just go ahead now
And if you want to give me Aggron
Just go ahead now
Yeah, just go ahead now, baby
Just go ahead now