Rayquaza in Paradise (Parody of Cheeseburger in Paradise by Jimmy Buffett)

Discussion in 'Pokemon Fan Fiction' started by meditite rox, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. meditite rox

    meditite rox New Member

    There hasn't been a song parody for a while, so:

    Rayquaza in Paradise

    Tried to catch the legendary creature.
    Searched for nearly seventy days,
    Mach Biking without falling through holes in the floor,
    Keeping all that speed and going all the way.

    When I reached the top, I saw the beast
    With the power that no other could match.
    Not Groudon, Kyogre, or Lugia,
    But the large, flying dragon that I wanted to catch.

    Rayquaza is paradise.
    The only thing it fears at all would be ice.
    Gotta make sure its EV’s are precise,
    I caught a Rayquaza in paradise.

    I like mine with Dragon Claw and Brick Break,
    Draco Meteor and good ol’ Earthquake.
    The self-hurting Life Orb and Adamant.
    Don’t think that you’ll survive the rant.
    From my Rayquaza in paradise.

    Heard about the old time Pokemon,
    Groudon and Kyogre would fight;
    ’Til Rayquaza came down from the sky.
    All of its roaring must of made quite a sight.

    It stopped the fighting and both beasts were quelled.
    They didn’t continue to brawl;
    I had a Flygon and a Shelgon, and a Dragonite,
    But I caught the master of the sky, in a Master Ball!

    Rayquaza is paradise
    Adamant stats with Life Orb’d be nice
    Gotta make sure its EV’s are precise,
    I caught a Rayquaza in paradise.

    I like mine with Dragon Claw and Brick Break,
    Draco Meteor and good ol’ Earthquake.
    The self-hurting Life Orb and Adamant.
    Don’t think that you’ll survive the rant.

    From my Rayquaza in paradise
    Must be the best in order to suffice.
    Worth every great bit of sacrifice
    To catch a Rayquaza in paradise;
    To catch a Rayquaza in paradise.
    I caught a Rayqaza in paradise.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=3sURgmDclwU
    The actual song
     
  2. charmander rox

    charmander rox New Member

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