`Twas the Night before Christmas

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  1. Sensei

    Sensei Team Compendium Emeritus Staff Member Trader Feedback Mod

    Happy Holidays everyone!Here`s my little contribution to the Pokegym and the Pokemon community...I feel like Adam Sandler with his Happy Happy Hannakuh songs...anyways,I put the old "Night before Christmas" first for memory`s sake and the new,updated "EX" version after it.Enjoy and have fun reading it!It`s all fun! :)

    Merry X-mas all!

    `Sensei



    `Twas The Night Before Christmas



    `Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the `Gym
    not a member was posting,not even T.I.M.
    Down in the Mod Lounge,the Mods had planned
    to see who was the next, to be banned


    Our very own webmaster Tyais,was off playing Magi-Nation
    a really cool game,not of Wizards creation
    His trusty admin qasic,was on the front page
    to update the Neo section,and tell us it was The rage


    In the Gossip forum,Zorak had been ranting
    "Down with SER and Haymakers!,they need banning!"
    "No said his opponents,you are whining!"
    "Just play a Trapper,and quit your pining!"


    The Dark Master Trainer Mike,he was a quoting.
    Those damn unsolvable riddles,we could tell he was doting
    on eating those Maple Bars,he liked so much to eat
    Mike they are not donuts,and they taste like concrete!


    Over in the Decks section,building killer decks they were
    Flame them on a rated deck,and they`ll call you an amateur
    For the Pokegym is the greatest,the home of the Elite
    Train here with the best,or you won`t be complete


    Up in the Card Forum,just ask a question
    about the Pokemon Ditto,and watch `Pop get indigestion
    A rules lawyer he is,the best on the `Gym
    Not even Captain Weedle,could hold a candle to him


    Down in the Marketplace,was Moongem and `Sensei
    modding the marketers,every single day
    Just try to rip someone off,you`ll get nailed with fraud
    and everyone will agree,they are the Mod!


    In the RTC were spammers,much to Kori`s chagrin
    "Stop it right now,or I`ll ban you again!"
    "Flaming counts too,so you better not do it,
    or I`ll ban your IP,when I get down to it"


    When out of my speakers,there arose such a clatter
    I clicked on AIM,to see what was the matter
    It was Team Compendium,clamoring for a meeting
    to get us all together,to send you a Holiday greeting


    Now PokePop,now Pokesensei,now qasic too
    Now Big Daddy Snorlax and Chrisbo,we will all do
    our very best wishes to send tonight
    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!


    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from Team Compendium!




    `Twas The Night Before Christmas EX



    `Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the `Gym
    not a member was posting,not even Meganium
    Down in the Indigo Plateau,the Mods had planned
    to see who was the next, to be banned


    Our very own T.C. Admins,were updating the Compendium EX
    for a really cool game,Wizards no longer directs
    Their trusty Tech Guy Onederland,was in the control panel
    updating vBulletin,and wearing his flanels


    In the News forum,Team UK had been ranting
    "Down with PUI OP!We don`t have any!"
    "No" said their U.S. friends,"you are complaining!"
    "Just organize your own,while you are campaigning!"


    The red haired Master Trainer Jimmer,he was a quoting
    a new ruling for the game,but we could tell he was doting
    "Should I ask a girl out,or sit at home on my can?"
    Hey that`s my territory,I`m Da Ladies Man!


    Over in the Decks section,building killer decks they were
    Flame them on an Eon deck,and they`ll call you an amateur
    For the Pokegym is the greatest,the home of the Elite
    Train here with the best,or you won`t be complete


    Up in the Card Forum,just ask a question
    about the Pokemon Ditto in Eon,and watch `Pop get indigestion
    A rules lawyer he is,the best on the `Gym
    Not even old Captain Weedle,could hold a candle to him


    Down in the other forums,was Mom,Nick and BJJ
    admonishing the spammers,every single day
    Just try to flame someone,you`ll get nailed and mauled
    and everyone will agree,they are the Mod!


    When out of my speakers,there arose such a clatter
    I clicked on AIM,to see what was the matter
    It was Team Compendium,clamoring for a meeting
    to get us all together,to send you a Holiday greeting


    Now PokePop,now Pokesensei,now IPGeek too
    Now Big Daddy Snorlax and Chrisbo,we will all do
    Our very best wishes to send tonight
    Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!


    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from Team Compendium!
     
  2. Big Daddy Snorlax

    Big Daddy Snorlax Administrator

    Wow, just like the traditional placing of the yule log, it just isn't Christmas at the Gym until Sensei posts `Twas the Night before Christmas!

    Merry Christmas to all.

    BDS
     
  3. RainbowRichards

    RainbowRichards Active Member

    or until RR eats the Santa cookies (whilst putting up the tree) ;)

    Happy Holidays to All, and to all a good night!
     
  4. Freddy K.

    Freddy K. New Member

    LOVE the Team UK insert in the fix 'Sensei!!! :p ~fK
     
  5. Spectreon

    Spectreon New Member

    *Thinks to self*

    No more Maple Bar donut (or more correct spelling, doughnut) arguements..... ;)

    Maybe we can convince Jimmer they are Donuts, lol
     
  6. Very nice. And to think that a good number of us can remember all that's been mentioned in the two poems. Good times.
     
  7. )v(ajin_ipg21

    )v(ajin_ipg21 New Member

    Sweeet!!!!
     
  8. HypnosProjectHQ

    HypnosProjectHQ New Member

  9. Sensei

    Sensei Team Compendium Emeritus Staff Member Trader Feedback Mod

    Thanx.:) I`ll have to do an updated version next year if need be.Hmm...should prolly archive this.;)

    `Sensei
     
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