Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Wacky Pokemon

BJJ763 said:
Picknchu - the um...you know..... Nose Goblin Harvester Pokémon.
Um no, I believe that would be "Loogie-a".;)

Sea Crobat said:
Hey, does anyone wan some Eggans some Bacon(Bagon).
To the waitress: "Yes, for breakfast I would like some Exeggcute and Bagon, with a glass of Miltank, please". (ewww, :D )

Heh, sounds like something they'd serve up on Fear Factor, but that's too "Metagross" even for them.

Mmmm, lip-smackin' good, :p
- CHRISBO
 
Ewww......a Loogie-a! >_<


Hairy Armpits the hairy armpit pokemon

Curly-a the Stooge pokemon

Grovel the groveling pokemon

Sneezer the sneezing Pokemon
 
time for bed, has anyone seen my pillowswine?

I relacan't do anything

I can't see anything, turen on the lanturen
(sorry if s3llings 0ff)
 
YEEE-OWth, the cat Pokemon who screams in pain!

Ho-Ho, the Christmas bird

Drawteeny, the pokemon that draws so small, you cant see it!

Hungry Wobbuffet: What?!? What Buffet?

Peach-u, the pokemon that always asks people," do U want a PEACH?"

Neo Dude: (for people who saw the Matrix, picture the scene where Neo bencs back to dodge bullets, but, instead of Neo, put a Geodude wearing Sunglasses)

Deoxys' best friends are: Ribos, Nucleics, and Acid!

Pikablu, a Pikachu choking on an Acorn



Ash Ketchum and the Delibird

Talking Delibird: I have a Delibirdy for Ash Ketchum!

Ash: Hey! that was a lame joke!

Delibird: Yeah I know...

Ash: so what do you have to give me?

Delibird: A pair of Scizors, Some ash flavored ketchup, and a *weezing* a FARTfetched *weezing*

BRRRRT

Ash: Ewww stop Koffing on me!

*Smoke fills whole house*

Delibird: Aaaaah! I can't see! I think I'm gonna trip! WOAH! Losing Balance!

Ash: Don't fall down!

BOOM SPLAT!

Delibird: Hey! Don't Jynx me!

The End

Oh, and i know this doesn't fit in with the subject, but isn't it ironic that you can choke on "LifeSavers"? I almost died once!
 
Dragallnite the Drag Queen Pokemon :p

Pew the stinky Pokemon
 
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Pokeachu: What most annoying brothers do...

It's been such such a long week. I've never Venus saur my whole life.

Arcanine: An insane duelist(if I need to explain this one, I will.)

Weedle: One very annoying duelist

Spearow: A handy weapon that also doubles as an oar

Machop:What ma does when making something with any kind of vegetable
Machoke: What ma does when she gets in an accident with said vegetable
Machamp: What ma becomes at a bake auction when she sells the most sweets

Aron as fast as I could, but my gym teacher told me to do 5 more laps.
 
LOL..rotfl :lol:


WoBuffed the buff Pokemon

DogFan the Pokemon who cheers for the underdogs

Reichu the Yoshi Pokemon

UrsaRing the one Pokemon to rule them all

Rhy Don`t the Pokemon that don`t

Steelix Dan the Rock star Pokemon

:p
 
Singeaquilt the quilt burning pokemon

Amadult(from elekid) the adult pokemon

Leaduck the heavy pokemon

WillFarrill(Marill) the mooning pokemon
 
Trapinch---------------Trapfoot

Geodude----------------Geochick

Shelgon-----------------Mobilgon

:p
 
Delibird ---------------- Smellybird

Delibird ---------------- restaurantbird

Espeon ---------------- ESPNon

Meowth ---------------- Barketh
 
Teevee - The channel surfing Pokemon

Now airing

Hitmon Chan Adventures
Roselia Odonnel Show
Slaking of the Hill
Crobat-man (fighting Delcatty-Woman, with Golbat-Girl)
Fearow Factor
Everyone Lovedisc Rayquaza
Nidoking of Nidoqueens
Ninetails for Dating my Teenage Daughter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles
 
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Doctor: Now what do we have?
Patient: My Bulb a sore (Bulbasaur)
Doctor: Another one!?
Patient2: Pika....Chu!(Pikachu-Sneezing Ahchoo!)

Oh No! The butter that was in the refigerator somehow is free!(Butterfree)
Dad:Whoa! A Bird's Tail.
Little Kid: Tail Oh! (Taillow, get it? A little kid thought it was something else)
 
Also airing on Teevee

American Claydol
Misdreavus Match
Xatu-Men
Yu-gi-Ho-oh
Transformers Armoldo

More listings later
 
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