Where in the World is that Gosh Darn Ash Ketchum? (Song Parody)

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  1. yoshi1001

    yoshi1001 New Member

    Where in the World is that Gosh Darn Ash Ketchum?
    (Parody of “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” by Rockapella)

    Well he trains around the world just tryin’ to be a master
    He's a steady-fingered player from Johto down to Hoenn
    He'll take you for a ride that just keeps getting’ faster
    Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?

    Givin’ grief to Gulpin owners, make gym leaders go cry 'Uncle,'
    From the first down to the last they'll be changin’ their tune
    Well, they never ever saw him win the big match in the jungle
    Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?

    He goes from Pallet to red rock, to Pewter to fight Brock,
    Lavender to Littleroot Saffron and back!

    Well, he'll fight to his last stand and get on task to take you down hard,
    Then he'll send on out Charizard and go beat big bad birds
    He put the on in Vaporeon and he’s holdin’ all the high cards
    Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?

    Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can he be?
    Rustburo for Roxanne, Mt. Moon through Viridian, Fortree to Mossdeep, Indigo, Pikachu!

    Well he glides around the globe, and he'll show up all challengers
    He's a double-dose of danger with a vice for victory
    His vocabulary’s loaded up with tactics and maneuvers
    Tell me, where in the world is that gosh darn Ash Ketchum?

    This is still a work in progress. I may change some stuff around.

    Come to think of it, Carmen Sandiego and Ash Ketchum have a lot of common: They both wear red hats, they both have gloves, and they both play bridge on Thursdays.

    By the way, since some of you have said my parodies don't make much sense unless you've heard the original:

    http://www.rockapella.com/

    There should be a pop-up window. Hit next song until you get to it.

    Here are the original lyrics:

    http://www.rockapella.com/LYRICS/carmen.txt
     
    Last edited: Feb 29, 2004
  2. Very nice, again.

    *shakes fist* Didn't I tell you to do a DDR song next? :p
     
  3. yoshi1001

    yoshi1001 New Member

    Actually, I was thinking of making a parody of "Harder to Breathe" called "Harder to Breed"-provided I can find subject matter that isn't obscene.

    On second thought, I don't think there's anything I could say there. Ah well.
     
    Last edited: Feb 29, 2004
  4. HypnosProjectHQ

    HypnosProjectHQ New Member

    LOL. Nice! Harder to Breed woulda been nice, but I know what you mean when you say that there would be nothing to say. I think we should get together and write the 'Gym a theme song sometime. Then we could get William Hung to sing it for us! :)
     

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