One Sentence Add On

[SailorClef]

but they weren't really missingnos (cause we all know missingno would never do such a thing!) but their evil cousins, the M blocks..

[mysterioustrainer]

All of a sudden the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-E somehow was thrown back into our time and decided to...

[yoshi1001]

vaporize toledo.

[Sea Crobat]

While doing the Swan princess/

[Pikachu Mage]

Then, it started raining money!

[Jumpman84]

which Rini used to buy her way into Super Smash Bros. 3! Meanwhile, J84 was looking for his friend, BPM, when suddenly...

[Carrington388]

Kaiba, whose Mudkip had recently evolved into Marshtomp, ran into BPM and dared BPM to a Pokémon duel.

[mysterioustrainer]

However, King Pika the fobbiden electric rodent conquered them both.

[FlygonChampion]

But before anyone could understand what had just happened, a giant talking bottle of whisky appeared and.......

[Carrington388]

gave King Pika a hangover, allowing Kaiba and BPM to make for the Pokémon Center.

[yoshi1001]

Back at MTV headquarters...

[Sea Crobat]

a Psyduck fell into a soup bowl.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

This of course gave Psyduck a headache which made him use Confusion resulting in...

[SailorClef]

many confused noodles

[Jumpman84]

The confused noodles went on a rampage until Mario defeated them under a crane, thus fulfilling the 1st Prophecy.(from Bulletproof Monk). However, the current Protector of the scroll, King Pika, was being pursued by...

[GuardianTIM]

A rather good looking girl who just happened to be an ancestor of Vladimir the Impaler, (a notably evil emperor generally regarded as being the primary source of inspiration for stories about Vampires), which would have been okay except....

[Jumpman84]

she was possessed by the evil Malik, who was using her to steal the Millennium Puzzle. Meanwhile, back at the crane where Mario had defeated the noodles...

[dkates]

but was then surprised to find himself covered in tomato sauce.

[FlygonChampion]

At this moment, James Bond runs up to Mario........

[yoshi1001]

Thinking he is an italian counterspy.

[FlygonChampion]

then, suspensful music plays just as the crane begins to...

[dkates]

fasten itself around Mario, pulling him high into the air.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Then Luigi sprung to the rescue pulling out of his utility belt...........

[dkates]

a feather, with which he...

[Sea Crobat]

used to control Sailorclef.

[FlygonChampion]

James Bond is standing there....

[Sea Crobat]

getting attacked by SailorClef.

[SailorClef]

and ryo-oki (from Tenchi Muyo)

[mysterioustrainer]

So in order to save the dryad colony in the forest from the lumberjacks I transformed into a super sayan and obliverated...

[FlygonChampion]

the evil peanut from mars.

[dkates]

And while it rained peanut butter...

[FlygonChampion]

...........King Pika realized he forgot to.......

[SailorClef]

put on clean underwear

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

... so he did so, verily.

[mysterioustrainer]

It was then MTJimmer decided to jump around like a maniac and sing...

[SailorClef]

the japanese GS pokerap

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

But when he heard the orignal pokerap and realized how much better it is he became so angry he

[Sea Crobat]

Through himself off a 12 story building.

[dkates]

But just then, a parachute fell out of nowhere and inexplicably attached itself to Jimmer.

[FlygonChampion]

But Jimmer was having a mid-life crisis, (a little early though) so.........

[dkates]

he created a card of the legendary Venustoise.

[Carrington388]

Venustoise was distributed as a promo to fans at the biggest race ever: Sonic the Hedgehog vs. a bullet train, from New York to Los Angeles.

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

However, giant Tetris blocks fell from the sky and...

[yoshi1001]

created a tetris, resulting in...

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

... a blinding flash of light, obliterating everything, much like...

[Pikachu Mage]

@n e\/@1 \/1ru$ t@ht 1337-3|) ^ mah p0$7!!!111

[dkates]

the Big Bang in reverse. And when the light cleared...

[yoshi1001]

Everything returned to normal (or what passes for it on these boards).

[dkates]

Except that the whole sentence add-on happened in reverse, which actually made more sense.

[FlygonChampion]

And FlygonChampion suddenly became very Confused.

[dkates]

But when FlygonChampion tried to attack, the flip was tails, and it got 3 damage counters put on it.

[FlygonChampion]

And FlygonChampion was Knocked Out and the Forces of Evil drew a prize.

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

The Prize was so wickedly awesome, it made the Forces of Evil suddenly have a massive heart attack.

[dkates]

And the Forces of Evil dropped to the ground dead, so that the Forces of Good won by default.

[Sea Crobat]

just to be locked away in the banished posts of the neatherworld.

[FlygonChampion]

But the lock was cheap and they picked it open...

[dkates]

since even the Forces of Good aren't above a few tricks.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Unfortunately the lock was really a....

[Sea Crobat]

lock that could never be picked.

[Shadow-shadock]

because this lock had a magnetic barrier

[dkates]

So the Forces of Good were trapped, unless they...

[FlygonChampion]

could make King Pika grow wings and fly them away.

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile the forces somewhere between good and evil...

[FlygonChampion]

Decided they were hungry and wanted donuts.

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

Where they went to the bakery, and decided on maple bars...

[dkates]

but they were out, because MTM had already eaten them all.

[Sea Crobat]

This enraged them so they absorbed the powers of the forces of good and evil and.....

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

Again, and again, and again...

[dkates]

knocked each other down.

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

The three-at-once enraged Bill Nye, so he...

[yoshi1001]

blinded them with science.

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

Meanwhile, a rogue piece of the timestream of the 80's broke off and hit...

[Sea Crobat]

hit Bill Nye with a slingshot.

[yoshi1001]

Bill nye sued and won...

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

... a copy of Four on the Floor.

[dkates]

But he got gypped, because there were only three.

[FlygonChampion]

Only the last page of Four on The Floor
was missing, because...

[dkates]

the Forces of Evil had revived just to rip it out.

[Sea Crobat]

and wear it as clothing.

[SailorClef]

but a giant venomoth ate it

[mysterioustrainer]

and ate Hormel Spam by cooking it on a Holiday Inn Hot Plate.

[SailorClef]

and then, Al Gore2 sent SPAM about SPAM (the food) to all the members of the pokegym

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, at a nearby "Weird Al" concert...

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

...a giant mosh pit of Bellsprout anarchists was forming.

[dkates]

But when one evolved into Weepinbell...

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

... the whole pit turned into a bunch of Communist yuppies.

[FlygonChampion]

This caused a political rebellion against democracy, and the forces of evil saw this as an opportunity to...

[dkates]

do the macarena.

[Sea Crobat]

So they did the Funky Chicken.

[Roboto Geardash Epsilon]

To songs off the album Kilroy Was Here.

[dkates]

And as they danced...

[SailorClef]

the hamsters decided to join in, and create their own website about their experiance

[Carrington388]

...which was about nothing except watching 42 straight hours of Growing Pains commercial-free.

[dkates]

But anyone who accessed the site would...

[Carrington388]

...become addicted to the soap-like sitcom.

[FlygonChampion]

Thankfully the internet was shut down, because the forces of evil...

[Sea Crobat]

were told to take showers by their mothers, the awful, dispicable, cold-hearted.....

[dkates]

angels that they were. But the Forces of Evil don't shower, so...

[FlygonChampion]

the locker room smelled really bad.

[dkates]

So bad, in fact, that everyone else had to run outside in nothing but their underwear.

[GuardianTIM]

Which caused much excitement for...

[Sea Crobat]

the borrowers.

[White Gryphon]

Who at that very moment were throwing pieces of sheet metal into the air and screaming, "...

[Dark_Platypus]

"The locker room stinks!" at that very moment, the communist-yuppy bellsprout and weepinbell followed Soviet Mewtwo and they together reset the huge bomb that would destroy the world in 5 minutes!

[SailorClef]

if they didn't sell their souls to the multitudes of rabid chii cosplayers

[Carrington388]

...that had seen every single episode of Growing Pains, from 1985 to 1992, at least three times.

[Sea Crobat]

So the entered a Sumo Wressaling contest and....

[yoshi1001]

won, until he was disqualified for...

[SailorClef]

eating cheese

[mysterioustrainer]

Then Cassandra Alexandra, decided to take off on a journey to find...

[FlygonChampion]

a donut.

[Sea Crobat]

that alows him to....

[SailorClef]

spontaneously combust

[Joe Monkey]

that left a big mess...

[yoshi1001]

but it was worth it.

[White Gryphon]

Because that caused every single Who in Whoville to...

[Sea Crobat]

become grinchitized.

[FlygonChampion]

so they decided to get married and have....

[White Gryphon]

...llama-penguin hybrid offspring.

[FlygonChampion]

but they found out they couldnt, due to reasons not mentionable here so they adopted....

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

a Llama-Penguin hydrid but it turned out to be an illusion caused by

[Sea Crobat]

t jkdshgkjdfshgjdfsvbgjsdzvbhjrgfbvndshbkfjsbvfdgvsv dbrwyagf(random letters).

[Dark_Platypus]

However, like in the Yu-Gi-Oh! show, the illusion hologram thingys actually felt real, so the Llama-Penguin hybrid was able to attack people for no reason. It woul mug people, just to have their spare change, being so shiny, and after the people were mugged, it pleted the people to death with the money and ran off!

[SailorClef]

to the fairy world

[Dark_Platypus]

where the Llama-Penguin hybrids ran amok, causing havoc to break out, and fairy world exploding! Meanwhile, Soviet Mewtwo and his communist-yuppy Bellsprouts and weepinbell had counted off 3 minutes, which means only 2 minutes (long minutes, eh?) until the end of the world!(again, for like the 4th time)

[White Gryphon]

Meanwhile, Cosmo and Wanda had their hands full trying to do something about the rampant llama-penguin hybrids...

[Sea Crobat]

the fairy world blew up.

[Carrington388]

Meanwhile, Disco Forretress mailed himself to the house of Jason Seaver (a main character on Growing Pains played by Alan Thicke)...

[dkates]

but the package was marked "Return to Sender." And as the Elvis song of the same name played...

[FlygonChampion]

a song that went like this "the soviet mewtwo's gonna blow you up, yaa, the soviet mewtwos gonna.."

[Sea Crobat]

"blow up the world, yaa, the soivet mewtwos gonna........"

[Carrington388]

And as the music was going on, Disco Forretress mailed himself to another TV family, the Huxtables (The Cosby Show).

[dkates]

But the address was wrong, and he ended up instead being delieved to...

[Sea Crobat]

the end of the soivet mewtwo song causing the end to be "soivet mewtwo was suprised by the fortress when BOOM, the fortress used selfdetruct as the world blew up.

[yoshi1001]

(cough, mine was funnier) ;)

Thankfully, the world had a very good insurance policy and was back to normal within a week.

[dkates]

Meanwhile, on the other side of the galaxy...

[SailorClef]

king pika was plotting to..

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

take over the world of course!

[dkates]

This time, by cutting off the world's supply of...

[FlygonChampion]

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Butter.

[Sea Crobat]

Then, the forces of darkness took the earth insurance policy and...........

[SailorClef]

lined their bird cage with it

[dkates]

Then, they found the tape of the world blowing up, rewound it, and pressed play, leaving the earth to blow up without an insurance policy.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

But it ended on a cliffhanger with the Earth about to explode going to commercial...

[dkates]

specifically, a commercial for ventriloquist's dummies.

[Carrington388]

But there was another show on that tape, specifically the two-part Aloha episode of Growing Pains, that when the forces of darkness watched that episode...

[dkates]

they growled, "Who recorded over the explosion?!"

[Sea Crobat]

So they blasted the forces of good because the thought they recorded over the explosion but really they......

[SailorClef]

just really liked Growing Pains

[White Gryphon]

...and in turn, the Forces of Good (both of them) answered with a Slowbro that just happened to be carrying...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

a large pencil
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[White Gryphon]

...although there was no sharpener in sight.

[Sea Crobat]

At that moment 2 Bagon eggs hatched bestowing 2 naughty Bagon on one small city boy whose name was.........

[SailorClef]

mamoru chiba

[Joe Monkey]

Then he met Joe Monkey, who was wishing he hadn't
read this for the last haflhour...

[FlygonChampion]

.....because Joe Monkey* just stuck himself into the middle of the story VERY impolitely, so for punishment....


*by the way, you are allowed in the story ;)

[dkates]

he had to stand on his head for five minutes.

[Sea Crobat]

Then, seeing all the terror, mamoru chiba gave the bagon to Sea Crobat alowing him to fly away on his Salamence but.......

[Joe Monkey]

he was hit by a flying mankey, which sent him...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

falling into THE CRAZY NEGATIVE DIMENSION where he found...

[White Gryphon]

...that the only banned card was Dunsparce.

[Sea Crobat]

So I ripped the dunspare card up to create.......

[Joe Monkey]

A fire for more yugioh cards.

[SailorClef]

and then, king pika suddenly decided to take up golf

[Joe Monkey]

But king pika was mastaikened for a golf ball (don't know
how but he was) :)

[White Gryphon]

...which led to his eventual relationship with Mr. Woods.

[GuardianTIM]

Mr. Tiger Woods was upset because his real...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

golf ball was stolen and taken back to the CRAZY NEGATIVE DIMENSION by..

[dkates]

a Wobbuffet.

[SailorClef]

that was possessed by

[Joe Monkey]

A donut

[SailorClef]

but this was no ordinary donut...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

but instead was genetically mutated donut seeking....

[treecko_332]

Treecko's wonderful treecko!

[SailorClef]

that knew how to..

[Sea Crobat]

eat donuts.

[Joe Monkey]

Therefore opening a fastfood donut chain, but there was a
problem with this donuts

[White Gryphon]

...so Governor Schwartzenegger walked in and said, "Time to make the donuts!"

[Carrington388]

And while Schwartenegger made the donuts, Disco Forretress mailed himself to the Cleaver family, making sure that there was the right address and enough postage to complete the delivery.

[treecko_332]

But then Swarzeniger had a problem and he sat down and said "Let me die"

And there he lies in "peace", dead with people throwing donuts at him so they can win a million dollars!

[Sea Crobat]

As soon as the Disco Forretress got to the Cleaver family it used Selfdestruct causing.....

[SailorClef]

team rocket to blast off again

[Joe Monkey]

Meanwhile some where in the Kanto reigon...

[Carrington388]

...Disco Forretress landed right into the biggest Pokémon nightclub in the world, the Pokéball Nightclub in Saffron City.

[Joe Monkey]

The dancing was so much that Disco Forretress used selfdistuct on every one.

[FlygonChampion]

Suddenly, every character in this entire story got sucked into an elevator...

[treecko_332]

Which landed on a dumb little...

[Joe Monkey]

Dunsparce!!!!!!

[Carrington388]

Which wasn't really a Dunsparce at all, but instead Mai Valentine in a Dunsparce costume!

[FlygonChampion]

But suddenly an advertisement for Kids WB's "Yu-Gi-Oh Enter The Shadow Realm" was on, so Mai had to...

[Sea Crobat]

return to the shadow realm.

[FlygonChampion]

But the shadow realm was full of angry papayas that wanted mai to...

[SailorClef]

sing the national anthem

[treecko_332]

But because Mia was not an american she refused

[Joe Monkey]

So they asked if she knew canada's anthem.

[treecko_332]

But, she didn't notice that disco forretress was sneaking up on her, so it used rapid spin on her before she could say "no...erm...YES!"

[mysterioustrainer]

Meanwhile a Blue Schorio and Illusen was walking through the forest with me...

[Sea Crobat]

when you were attacked by me and my horde of Beedrill wearing insect lazer armor.

[SailorClef]

of doom

[Joe Monkey]

"But never fear, Joe Monkey is here. But if you don't have any banana sushi can't help you"

[mysterioustrainer]

But since I feared Joe Monkey, Illusen decided to change him into a lemur and then the lemur ran off.

[treecko_332]

But, because lemurs are smarter than humans Joe Monkey the lemur ate mysterioustrainer alive.

[Sea Crobat]

Me and my Beedrill thought it was so funny we nearly fell out of the sky so .......

[FlygonChampion]

a guy in a rehab metting ended his intoroduction with the phrase: "...and that's the story of my life."

[SailorClef]

and then it started raining base set gastlys

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

but it was okay since that Gastly couldn't do damage, but when it started raining Fossil Gastlys (That can do damage and is one of my favorite arts)

[Joe Monkey]

have to think is it raining or is just foggy out.

[Sea Crobat]

Then Me and my Beedrill got bored so we used Pin Missle to....

[SailorClef]

pop a weather balloon

[Dek]

After that occured, Arthas Zero downloaded the new Diablo II Patch (1.1) to find out that the game became harder than...

[treecko_332]

Betting a bunch of Level 1 magicarp with no attacks, but OHKOs every thing before you could do anything about it.

[mysterioustrainer]

But then Joe Monkey the Lemur threw me up and ran off to compete in the Regis and Kelly Halloween Contest tomarrow.

[Joe Monkey]

And he won, so his pize was...

[mysterioustrainer]

an all expense paid trip to Hollywood to see the world premeire of the Haunted Mansion staring eddy murphy.

[Sea Crobat]

Then all of a sudden a atomic bomb fell out of the sky and hit Joe Monkey on the head causing....

[SailorClef]

pain

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

The wave from the bomb mysteriously turned everyone dressed up for Halloween into what they were dressed up as, only they were now controlled by...

[treecko_332]

an evil ferret bearing stiking simalarities to me, such as...

[Sea Crobat]

an overswolen tougue that was so swolen the ferret couldn't talk.

[SailorClef]

and a green tutu

[SwampertEX]

Suddenly the ferret grew to 100 ft talll and destroyed the world looking for underwear to burry.

[FlygonChampion]

And then a flower grew. !!!!

[Joe Monkey]

And ate him a live. (Mhahaha)

[SwampertEX]

The End... Or is it...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

They thought it was the end until...

[Sea Crobat]

all my beedril evolved into missignos.

[SailorClef]

and that didn't happen.. they evolved into BEEPIN!

[Joe Monkey]

Th3n th3y st4rt3d t0 5p3ck L33t.
(then they started to speck L33t.)

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Which was revealed to be the language of the :unknown-u :unknown-n :unknown-o :unknown-w :unknown-n (Unown)

[GuardianTIM]

This form of 1337'isms caused great pain and discomfort for a certain individual known as....

[Carrington388]

bad anime syndrome, of which the only cure was Pokémon...

[Sea Crobat]

DNA from 10 Missingno.

[Joe Monkey]

Pules some soul dew.

[SailorClef]

that was put into chocolate ice cream

[Joe Monkey]

Then Ash ate the the ice cream.

[Sea Crobat]

Turning him into an egg containing.....

[Joe Monkey]

A chao.

[SailorClef]

which was stolen by team rocket

[Dek]

But then Arthas Zero sent out a Scizor, Blaziken, and Zangoose to chase Team Rocket. After about an hour or so, Team Rocket was caught, and the chao was safe once again. However, Team Rocket sent out their pokemon, who turned out to me...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

A green Wobuffet, a sleeping dunsparce and Farfetch'd who ignored commands and started frantically using its leek to...

[dkates]

brush its teeth.

[Joe Monkey]

After flosing, it it used flash on the other pokemon

[Sea Crobat]

which were wearing sunglasses.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Because they were really the MIB's pokemon.

[SailorClef]

so then the MIB's pokemon used flash

[SwampertEX]

And everyone was permanantly blinded and forced to learn brail!

[Joe Monkey]

But this let them catch the legendry rock pokemon

[Sea Crobat]

missingno!

[SailorClef]

but the regis got jealous..

[SwampertEX]

So they went on a rampage and destroyed everything in existance... Including themselves! Then that world was revealed as the Matrix and...