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[Joe Monkey]

find the TV remote under the counch.

(post 1001, kool...)

[GuardianTIM]

Several hours later, after much TV radiation, I became hungry, and setting my weaponry aside, I went to the fridge in search of...

[Swmpert 2004]

Swmpert 2004's year old sandwhitch. :D

[White Gryphon]

But instead of finding the object I was searching for, I found Nemo.

[Eevee234]

then Marlin came but everybody started firing heat rays and toasted Marlin, so...

[Swmpert 2004]

Nemo ate his funeral laughing. Because...

[GuardianTIM]

Everyone was actually watching Monsters Inc!!! During the scene where Boo becomes scared of her big blue friend and bursts into tears, the people watching reacted by...

[Swmpert 2004]

Eating Merlin & laughing.

[White Gryphon]

(Psst! His name is Marlin! MARLIN!!!)

However, the copy of Monsters, Inc. they were watching was a bootleg, so...

[Joe Monkey]

the matrix code would show up on the screen.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but neo appered and blew up the tv so noone can bootleg the matrix but as the tv exploded it shot a big light causing....

[Mew Master]

a ditto to come out of the tv

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

and he transformed into neo causing a matrix fight to the death but as they faught....

[Mew Master]

mew appeared

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

stopping the fighting and making peace but king pika arrived to start shotting at mew causing chaos to reign till....

[Mew Master]

mew sent king pika to the moon

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

and they fought to the end for supremecy over the chaos but as they fought a new evil was brewing over the land and that was...

[Eevee234]

the chicken of doom, and so...

[Mew Master]

the chicken of doom ate all the seeds in the world

[Hot Mustid]

ALL OF A SUDDEN MY HERACROSS (Killer B.) IMPALES THE CHICKEN OF DOOM WITH HIS MIGHTY HORN, SPRAYING BLOOD AND CHUNKS OF BONE EVERYWHERE...


- Intermission -



BUT, THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, HERACROSS TRIPPED OVER A BONE FRAGMENT AND...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but as the blood was spilled king pika dropped mew with a seismic toss into the chickens corpse killing mew so king pika.....

[Swmpert 2004]

Layed down and died his lezargnfkuhn painful death but he really didnt.....

[GuardianTIM]

believe that there were Blue M&M's, because King Pika belived that they were all Pink, even those yucky coloured ones that you don't look at because the colour is so bad. Oh yeah, and really he didn't die either - he was just pretending to fool the...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

So he went to cremate mew and the chicken when a pokemon evolution happened. It was chicktwo,the fusion of mew and the chicken and it looked at king pika with the look of death causing...

[Joe Monkey]

patatos.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...to rain from above, destroying all DICTIONARIES on earth, but there was one man who wouldn't stand for an illiterate world--that man was...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

otis the slack jawwed yocal farmer so he ran to save the patatos king pika stood up crushing him and he set thm on fire causing...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...people --who love to use DICTIONARIES!!!--to cry out in horror, but this only...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

caused a fusion of fire potatoes into flametater that started to burn more dictonaries and laugh but a new power was rising to stop him and that was....

[Eevee234]

Joe Monkey, but Joe Monkey ran away causing the world to explode, so everybody had to live in Neptune, so...

[Hot Mustid]

i wondered why people spell the word color, colour. Then, as i pondered and paced, and then pondered again...and then paced some more, i went to go play pokemon coloseum that i had just purchased, but i knocked out a dark pokemon by accident, and i didnt save the game yet, so i had to...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

reboot the system and do it again but this time it was a 30 foot sneasel that slash cut the pokemon in half so.....

[Hot Mustid]

I cried

[SuperWooper]

And I laughed at you.

[Hot Mustid]

and i cried some more...until i shot you in the face with my desert eagle 14 times (i have an extended clip). then,...

[GuardianTIM]

I realised that Violence was not the answer... (I mean really - why do we need to have firearms and murder?) - Of course, the person with the gun only realised this AFTER they had been covered in a 30-foot pillar of Fairy Floss, only to be surrounded by a horde of hungry...


(PS - FYI - Australians and English people spell it Colour - Americans spell it Color - coz they don't want to run out of U's, I assume. It's like Honour as well, with Honour/Honor - and why do Americans pronounce Suit "sooot"? We join the army and go on a tour of "doody"?)

[Mew Master]

hambugers

[Joe Monkey]

That they would someday rule the world, but for now they just wanted to...

[Mew Master]

eat humans

[Kyfogre22]

so they can satisfy their hunger.

[Eevee234]

then everybody started to buy Butterfingers which caused the World's hunger to rise, so...

[GuardianTIM]

The Hungy Hungry Hamburgers stayed near the 30-foot tall pillar of Fairy floss, and tried to eat anyone who was nearby. Meanwhile, a little child asked the question "What's a Butterfinger?", to which the response was...

[Mew Master]

a finger with butter on it

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but as the kid sat ther confused a giant 100 foot meetball with eyes and a mouth came to destroy the hamburgers but he was stopped by.....

[Eevee234]

cheeseburger, so the world was saved, but...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

the hamburgler came and stole the cheeseburger causing 100 feet of burger horror to reign down on the city but just as it began....

[Eevee234]

the annual fat contest was going on, so everybody...

[Joe Monkey]

enterd there snorlax.

[Kyfogre22]

Except for one trainer, who entered a...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

wurmple taht went toe to toe with snorlax in eating but as the competion began.....

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...one of the judges' mustaches started falling off---he was an imposter!---but the only person who seemed to notice was too busy...

[ultimate_healer]

getting his head out of a toilet because his tie got stuck in it.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

so all the snrolaxes went to help him but tugged too hard and his tie was ripped and and flushed causing..

[Joe Monkey]

an ad for http://www.anacondasoftware.com/home.shtml . why because I said so.

[The Anaconda]

Seeing the obvious plug (for my website no less.. ¬_¬) the judge that was losing his mustache decided he needed to save face. So he stood up and shouted...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

Free food distractinmg everyone giving him oppurtunity to run away but as he was escaping....

[Swmpert 2004]

Everyone sent out their mutant caterpies to attack.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

so the caterpie attacked the guy and ate his flesh but the radiation turned him into a skeleton zombie and he now controlled the caterpie and demanded they kill all the humansd but just then...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...a YGO-brainwashed gamer challenged one of the caterpie to a duel, but...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

the caterpie attacked him from behind and turned him into a zombie skeleton so all was lost but out of the bloddy dust came....

[Joe Monkey]

an xbox! So people ran yelling and screming.

[GuardianTIM]

because everyone knew that the (su)X-box would take over the world *insert dramatic music here*, as the Mac would have done if it wasn't for the...

[Joe Monkey]

power of good!!!

[BAD_SKITTY]

But then a humugus Charizard poped out of nowhere!!!!:O

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

and he blew away the x-box but it remained out of the smoke and a mirror force card destroyed charizard so the x-box still ruled till...

[Mew Master]

the metoerite that held Deoxys hit the xbox

[Hot Mustid]

and an implosion of such a massive scale occured that deoxys was shrunk to the size of a grain of sand, and everyone else withing a 100 mile radius was instantly vaporized by the radiation that was given off by the x-box. This implosion created a hole on the earth so big that demons rose from the depths of hell, killing all people who play YGO, but...

[Eevee234]

then the devils sinned too much causing them to explode, and never appear, and...

[Hot Mustid]

i played halo until halo 2 came out, then i played halo 2 until halo 3 came out, then i played halo 3 until halo 4 came out, then i played halo 5 until halo 6 came out, then i played halo 7 until halo 8 came out, then i played halo 9 until halo 10 came out, then i played halo 11 until halo 12 came out, then i played halo 13 until halo 14 came out, then i played halo 15 until halo 16 came out, then i played halo 17 until halo 18 came out, then i played halo 19 until halo 20 came out, then i played halo 21 until halo 22 came out, then i played halo 23 until halo 24 came out, then i played halo 25 until halo 26 came out, then i played halo 27 until halo 28 came out, then i played halo 29 until halo 30 came out.

Then the earth...

[Carrington388]

...called upon the ultimate Halo-destroying force: the blue Unowns. They were led by none other than the Disco Forretress (who last appeared back on page 18), who now based itself out of a nightclub in Lilycove City.

[Joe Monkey]

And now for something completely different.

[Mew Master]

sudinly the radeation from the xboz caused Deoxys to mutate into Ryeoxys

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but then satan dragged then all to hell and closed the hole causing a new day to dawn and a new ruler who was.....

[Hot Mustid]

your mom

[Joe Monkey]

So your mom started of the world by having you clean it.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but as she ruled the new power of blaziken ex swept her power away and took over so he burned down my room and in anger a new pokemon came to fight blaziken and that was....

[Mew Master]

mew

[White Gryphon]

The cataclysmic battle raged on for somewhere around a couple of minutes when suddenly a greater power called a lunch break.

[The Anaconda]

The "Greater Power" decided he wanted KFC for lunch, but when he got to the store he found

[Joe Monkey]

Uncle Sam ^^

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

and he said to mew: i want you so as he walked away with him....

[Hot Mustid]

your mom shot blaziken ex in the stomach twice with a sawed off shotgun, succesfully ending his reign... but then

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

mew saved blaziken and combined powers to destroy the gun so my mom ran away but as mew and blaziken ex started desroying everything in sight....

[Joe Monkey]

And Joe Monkey showed up saying:"keep the volince in the game plaese" and walked off.

[SuperWooper]

And a boy in a Wooper costume and a cape came in and said, "Fear not, Joe Monkey, there will be plenty o' violence, but since you wanted the violence so much, you can be the first to experience it," so the blue colored lad threw a bomb at Joe Monkey that would detenate only if Blaziken EX failed to....

[mysterioustrainer]

win any given game. In the meantime, I was still walking through the same forest since this topic started, and it was then I discovered a Jirachi and wished for the power of human transformation which was cool because...

[SailorClef]

he could start his career as a comedian with soviet mewtwo telling "yo mama's so fat" jokes

[SuperWooper]

Then Blaziken EX challenged Soviet Mewtwo to a game of "your mamma's so fat jokes", wherein the person with the best your momma's so fat joke would win. If Blaziken EX lost, Joe Monkey would explode because of the bomb that would go off if Blaziken lost at any given challenge. Blaziken EX's joke was....

[Joe Monkey]

miss placed.

[Swmpert 2004]

so my thumb started shooting like a rocket hitting the Jirachi in the head which gave me a wish and i wished for me to rule this topic...

[White Gryphon]

...and so Swmpert was given a 12-inch ruler with which to measure the topic.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but there was someone else who wanted that ruler, and who would stop at nothing to obtain it; that man was...

[The Anaconda]

George Bush (Sr.)

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...he cackled to himself that someone else ruling the ruler just wouldn't be prudent, and began to make his move, lurching forward to...

[ultimate_healer]

grab the ruler. Meanwhile in China, Swampet ex was in the water hearing about Blaziken ex and his jokes so he decided to....

[Swmpert 2004]

Stop George Bush from taking my ruler :mad:

[Joe Monkey]

But then Joe Monkey burnt the ruler and said: "No ruler for you!"

[Swmpert 2004]

But then a ruler popped into my hand and I said "ha ha." But Joe monkey came in with a snag machine and snagged my avatar. (see? No avatar!)

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but this only infuriated Dubya; his body began to bulge with green, "George mad! George smash!" he growled, and then his suit turned purple and...

[SailorClef]

he was barney the dinosaur

[GuardianTIM]

Suddenly, there was a great commotion! Through the crowd came - Dorothy the dinosaur from The Wiggles!!!
Sensing their rivalry, Swmpert2004 decided to...

[Eevee234]

start bear hugging a Caterpie for the sake of everybody's life ,but...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...that was no caterpie, it was an oversized Might Bean...

[SailorClef]

of doom. Suddenly those things from the quiznos commerical were taking over the world

[ultimate_healer]

with there stupid singing and dancing so Swampert 2004 decided to.....

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...befriend them and join them in their quest to save the rain forest, whales, and historical landmarks...

[Joe Monkey]

and Joe Monkey showed up once again saying: "Nice signature Swampert 2004, but it hurts the eyes, the eyes, the eyes, it burnssss........"

[Mew Master]

and than his eyes burned out

[The Anaconda]

Luckily for Joe Monkey he kept a spare set of eyes for just that sort of emergencies, but when he put them in he discovered that they were not eyes they were in fact...

[ultimate_healer]

jelly beans full of worms.

[Swmpert 2004]

But so it was so discusting I couldnt post & changed my signature & got really embarresed & i could post again and changed my signature back 2 normal.(this really happened :()
So Joe Monkey turned into the Grim_ReApEr2___.



(Yessss!!! post 1111!!!)

[Poliwag158]

but suddenly everything dissappeared because of a...

[Eevee234]

gigantic meatball...

[Swmpert 2004]

Which ate everyone...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...except for William Hung, because he wanted a live concert; William Hung looked at the meatball and said...

[ultimate_healer]

prepare to meet your match in a Singing Contest.

[Swmpert 2004]

So William Hung won the singing contest & I got 100% on my math test.

[The Anaconda]

But then, due to a mistake on the teacher's part, the meatball also got 100% on a math test, causing it to

[Joe Monkey]

burn out of control.
(mmmmm... fire.....)

[Swmpert 2004]

And I ate it. $_$

[GuardianTIM]

"Now that's-a SPICY meatball!!!" said a little Italian-looking man who poked his head around a nearby corner.
Then he disappeared, to my astonishment, to be replaced by a....

[Swmpert 2004]

$100 bill that...

[ultimate_healer]

started raping and dissin on ultimate_healer. So ultimate_healer challanged the $100 bill to a.....

[Swmpert 2004]

match of Spend-It-First.

[Joe Monkey]

But to bad it was fake.

[Scizor Master CLR]

So I ran home to eat some cake.

[Joe Monkey]

Chocolate cake or banana cream pie? No wait, thats a pie. But noone paid attion.

[SailorClef]

because everyone was exploding

[Hot Mustid]

except for me and william hung, because he wanted to challenge me to a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000 games of pokemon tcg, which i won every single won of, 2nd turn.

[GuardianTIM]

it was on the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000001'st game that William played the card that won him the game - it was the ultra-rare super-duper-holo-with-bells-on card named.... "

[Joe Monkey]

Pika slap.

[Eevee234]

which is only produced once a year!

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and the card's text read: Tap five untapped ____'s Pikachu you control: Pika slap deals five damage to target Pokémon, 10 if it's an artifact Pokémon.---needless to say, that Dragonite in defense mode didn't stand a chance...

[ultimate_healer]

so it jumped out of the card and started to burn everything in sight.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but then William activated his Circle of Protection: Dragonite Supporter card, saving his cards...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but not the playing field that was set on fire but as the flaming ring kept burning...

[ultimate_healer]

Ghost Rider jumped in and challenged Dragonite to a battle of Fire.

[Eevee234]

then the meatball appeared again squishing the Earth at its oversized state....

[Joe Monkey]

of Idaho

[Hot Mustid]

then i ate mashed potatoes, of doom

[firebomb]

and it started eating my insides, but then i found

[Eevee234]

a very large oversized Snorlax to eradicate it...

[firebomb]

and the potatoes made the snorlax evil...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

so the snorlax ate theearth and it caused a new earth to dawn with evil snorlax as its ruler but....

[Eevee234]

King Pika challenged the Snorlax to see who will be the ruler of the new earth, so...

[Swmpert 2004]

King Pik (vgjhm)a (serebii.net) called (ask.com) u (aweichler@aol.com)p (pokemon.com)o (tvsian.com)n (netbattle.net) M (mango)r (pokeschool.com) B (germany)o (serebii.net/colosseum)b (pokebeach.cjb.net)

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

but my bob was challenges by mr bill to a contest to fight in king pika's corner but suddenly

[ultimate_healer]

people from Mars demained that we give them are planet so we challenged them to a game of....

[Swmpert 2004]

Super Smash Bros. Melee. I chose Pikachu...

[Joe Monkey]

Joe Monkey chooses Mewtwo

[Eevee234]

The Super Smash Bros. Melee lasted for over 2 hours until...

[ultimate_healer]

Nintendo announced that there is going to be a Super Smash Bros. Melee 3.

[LittlePichu]

In SmashBros.Mele3. Instead of a pichu..they replace it with a Slowbro.

[MetallicKingScizor]

and the slowbro says scizor instead of "slowbro" when it comes out

[Scyther_trainer]

People though it was really odd that there was a Slowbro in SSBM3 so they...

[MetallicKingScizor]

called up Kenny from South Park to see if he could replace Slowbro but..

[LittlePichu]

The Slowbro jump out of the Tv Screen and walk up to MetallicKingScizor and push the button on
top his hat . =)

[Scyther_trainer]

Making MetallicKing Scizor shout "Don't Hit the button!"

[LittlePichu]

Then slowbro walk up to Scyther_Trainer and wanted him to play the Trading Card Game with him,
but the Slowbro want to play with his made up cards only but all the Slowbro's cards said:
You have to flip a coin in order to play this cards..If tails you can't use that card and you must put in
the discard Pile, but...

[GodTrainer]

Then slowbro walk up to Scyther_Trainer and wanted him to play the Trading Card Game with him,
but the Slowbro want to play with his made up cards only but all the Slowbro's cards said:
You have to flip a coin in order to play this cards..If tails you can't use that card and you must put in
the discard Pile, but...



if it comes out of the discard pile and morphs into data code and onto ssbm3 then......

[dld4a]

...because it was a dark and stormy night Snoopy flew over in his Sopwith Camel surveyed the seen and said BLAH! Meanwhile in a small town in France (which,as posted earlier, technically don't exist because both the earth and the universe have been distroyed, in reverse order)...

[MetallicKingScizor]

the evil King Bowser and his sidekicks plusle and minun, create a diabolical plan to destroy all the ice cream in the world but..

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...they noticed that posts began growing lengthier and lengthier, but this didn't matter because...

[dkates]

the sun had just exploded, wiping out all life on Earth again.

[Scyther_trainer]

But somehow, a Beldum survived. This was because...

[GodTrainer]

the damn thing dosnt evolve till lv freakin 56! :rolleyes: because...

[MetallicKingScizor]

god was tired of trying to figure out how shrinky-dinks get so small because....

[Joe Monkey]

Joe Monkey wanted to become a prof., but the stupid test was not up. so....

[Scyther_trainer]

he went to King Pika to ask to be a professor, but...

[MetallicKingScizor]

he said no unless he does the chicken dance on broadway in New York with his pants down, showing his yellow polka-dotted boxers...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...to which he responded, "Cool, i do that anyways!" and then he noted his impending fashion malfunction and quickly ripped off his...

[Carrington388]

...arm, which he promptly mailed to a nightclub in Lilycove City.

The next day, Soviet Mewtwo checked the nightclub's mail and found the arm. Disco Forretress became enraged about someone ripping their arm out that it sent ____ out to find the arm's owner.

[MetallicKingScizor]

____ then called up the Super Friends to try to find out who it was that had lost their arm but Wonder Woman was against it because...

[LittlePichu]

She lost her arm too...

[Scyther_trainer]

so _____ decided to find out for himself (herself?)

[Joe Monkey]

And everyone was lost.(I know I am)

[dld4a]

Just then two large men in a mini-cooper swerved off a mountian highway and were falling down into a ravine, all the while singing show tunes.

[MetallicKingScizor]

And it just so happened to land on top of a fearow that was passing but...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...t gas, which upset the aipom next to him, since he rather disliked...

[ultimate_healer]

the kidsmix that fell on its head.

[Eevee234]

so everybody in the world went berserk until...

[Fawkes0126]

The Joker pumped the world full of laughing gas, but then...

[Joe Monkey]

an anime movie marthon started

[dld4a]

and every one started laughing so hard that milk came out of their noses', the funny thing is though, they were drinking Cherry Coke.

[Croatian_Nidoking]

So, everyone started wondering where all the milk came from.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

then a 50 foot miltank came out of the gorund and reveled she was the milk source and drowned the wolrd in milk but....

[MetallicKingScizor]

she was really a he and...

[Joe Monkey]

penneys were really dollars.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and dictionaries were pointless...

[MetallicKingScizor]

as are broken pencils (point-less lol) just like...

[ultimate_healer]

the time i ran into a wall on purpose. At that moment, a French man started to....

[Swmpert 2004]

(french man=Bob Quaksie)

make a sonicboom that made an earthquake that made earth explode that made everyones leg fall off that made (pant... pant...)everyone hop around on one leg & bumping into each other that...

[dld4a]

and called the Knights who say nee into action to...

[MetallicKingScizor]

save the cheese and...

[Eevee234]

have peace with turtles...

[Joe Monkey]

and the peas were yummy.

[Eevee234]

but everybody ate green beans instead so...

[ultimate_healer]

there was a war between the fruits and vegetables in the world.

[SailorClef]

there was also the war of muffins vs cupcakes

[dld4a]

and so they paired off, the cupcakes and fruits, against the muffins and vegetables.

[Joe Monkey]

In a battle where there can be no winner! Who will win!?!?!?

[espeonsfan]

the turtles full of peas run and drop kick all of germany.............

[ultimate_healer]

So the German's revived Hitler's body and waged a war against the turtles of the world.

[MetallicKingScizor]

but then he got assassinated by the wild hamsters of doom (what the...?)

[Hot Mustid]

and Nick Starr won a state championship and the apocalipse began (im not him, hes another nick)

[MetallicKingScizor]

and then i finally won a South Jersey Tournament--thus the second apocalyspe began, which along with the other apocalypse canceled eachother out but...

[Joe Monkey]

KingPika wanted one.

[SailorClef]

so he bought one from the dollar store

[Eevee234]

so everybody started wanting to buy one...

[MetallicKingScizor]

but then the apocalyspe fairy got angry because everyone was buying them from the dollar store, so the apocalypse fairy put one under everyones pillow--hoping that everyone would take it when they wake up but.........

[ultimate_healer]

all of the championships were destroyed in a fire and everybody was mad.

[MetallicKingScizor]

which started another apocalypse..

[Dek]

an apocalypse that involved yellow cake with chocolate frosting on it...

[Eevee234]

KIng Pika rushed to eat them all, but...

[Swmpert 2004]

...I tripped him making the discuised Hitler fall splashing his head in
in Chocolate pudding when the real King Pika was taking a bath...

[MetallicKingScizor]

a bath full of cherry jello..

[Pokekid]

Which he ate...

[Joe Monkey]

which was good.

[dld4a]

So the American Jello Counsil sued the PokeGym for improper use of it's copy right.

[MetallicKingScizor]

who also got sewed by Kraft for trying to develop the 'Kraft Cheese Flavored Jello pudding pops' along with...

[Swmpert 2004]

Swampy 04(me)...

[AbsolutelyNobody]

's clone, the evil...

[Eevee234]

Tartulum1990, that wanted revenge for the many losses of its superior army, so...

[Swmpert 2004]

they went on vacation for 1 year and the cost was $777,908. 0_o

[RING OF FIRE]

then the national geographic fund of vacations sewed tartleulum1990 $1,000,000 *in dr.evil voice*

[MetallicKingScizor]

but the hamster said no

[Joe Monkey]

And the other hamster said no too.

[Swmpert 2004]

But I just figured out that I didn't have a clone but Tartulum1990 didn't disappear and my Dad said that he cloned me when I was one and they abandoned my clone. Since I was one year older than him I had the power to boss my clone around.

(and where did RING OF FIRE get that profile pic?

[MetallicKingScizor]

but fez from that 70s show said he wanted to play putt-putt along with...

[ultimate_healer]

Alexander the Great so they went out and found his body and made a new one but something went wrong, it had...

[GOROY]

...only 2 eyes!!!!

[Swmpert 2004]

And Was A WOMAN AND A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(100 years later...)!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetallicKingScizor]

and fez won the golf game, which enraged the lobsters that were "hippy-like" but...

[Joe Monkey]

no one likes hippy lobsters.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

so they used flamethrowers to destroy the hippy lobsters and then decided to eat them as a lobster dinner but....

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...then a vegetarian group of protesters decided to picket the flamers, who...

[MetallicKingScizor]

were only vegetarians to seafood so they ate cheeseburgers from mcdonalds while protest the flamethrowing people but..

[Swmpert 2004]

made a chant about FireFighter095ReBorn getting his Hitmontop avatar back...

and MetalAKingSizor, I just notced that you joined in April While I throught you Joined in August. :o

[Joe Monkey]

And the board became confused.

[MetallicKingScizor]

along with King Sciz (so what if i was here in august or april? lol)

[Swmpert 2004]

So then I started spamming.

[Scyther_trainer]

and the spam clogged all of the internet.

[dkates]

But nobody could tell, because the Internet was already clogged with SPAM anyway.

[Swmpert 2004]

But super SD Pokemon & Pokepop came in and saved the day...

[dkates]

by doing the chicken dance. But while they were dancing...

[LittlePichu]

A gruop of High Schooler came in and Start doing the New Electric Slid --CHA --CHA.. PART 5
((that what the DJ said it on the Party CD =D )) ((and sorry if I miss spell it wrong))
but then...

[MetallicKingScizor]

superman got attacked by the kryptonite monster, and at the same time...

[AbsolutelyNobody]

...the formula for the prefect maple bar was perfected, so i went and bought some from...

[Joe Monkey]

KingPika.

[MetallicKingScizor]

But then, just when KingPika stood up to announce that he was going to eat his cheeseburger made of old napkins instead of space meat, he was crushed by a meteor...and that really annoyed...