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[Swmpert 2004]

action repay device thing

[MetallicKingScizor]

while saying "I could use some pants." (Pokemon Movie 2000 just went over on Cartoon Network :P)

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...no, longer, no, a little more, no, just a bit, almost there, and warm, don't forget warm--no, warmer, no a lot warmer, comfy warm, not blazing warm, just a little warmer, yeah, that's about the right warmth and length...

[MegaVelocibot]

and then the evil Napoleon impersonator of Swedish descent descended from the sky, well armored in a pink bunny robot, approximately 8 feet tall, with two rocket launchers on its back and spring-loaded paws. He stated that he was prepared to do battle, mentioning that an epic conflict could be avoided by carring out these three demands:

[Hot Mustid]

1. bring him cheese, 2. a lot of cheese, 3. more cheese

[SailorClef]

and all would have been well if it wasn't for the fact that...

[Hot Mustid]

there was no more cheese to be of the bringingnessness, because your mom and I dined on 20202020200202020202p2850376t9265210853253 gallons of cheese just the other night, and yes, that amount of cheese made my leg swivel about.

[MetallicKingScizor]

but the robot needed batteries and they were..

[eI_at10s]

being given a restraining order. Otherwise...

[Hot Mustid]

but, OH NOES, my legt was swiveling about at such a rate that the robot got a seizure and died 310-75294296592436574265726587236573583754621853875463 21563216547326532141437154751243751476315471635981 76549816549632156742672197641423721794517684375413 547947351371476489747214747891.11 times before it hit the ground... man thats one fast processor

[MetallicKingScizor]

and the battery's acid affected the caterpies in such an odd way that...

[LifeVirus7]

but then turned into a kakuna

[MetallicKingScizor]

and then a 'tame' tauros (freaky)

[|PoKeY|]

and a wild calm skitty.... purrrrr

[LifeVirus7]

then it morphed into a tiny wailord

[|PoKeY|]

and then puked out a walreign

[eI_at10s]

...which had an egg that had a Pikachu in it with him...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which had just swallowed a Spoink, which had just consumed a...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which was made of baluga, laxatives, and turtleshell...

[MetallicKingScizor]

and dont forget oreos!

[|PoKeY|]

and the milk, which was from 1953......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...'s system of planets, more commonly known as...

[eI_at10s]

...my aunt's ego...

[LifeVirus7]

which is so big

[Mew Master]

that makes blt's

[|PoKeY|]

and slices Po-tay-toes...

[Hot Mustid]

but then i started beat boxing (lets see if i can type this) "regfbiwgbnwgbfiqegfuyqgfhkqbvcihqgvihqbbqaivcbewqk gfbiewqbvfkhbvckwqhefbgvchjlwqfevjeqvcjveqivceqvc"... yep that sounds about right... BUT WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT IN THA WINDOW, DONT U SEE IT, ITS RIGHT THUR!

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...that thing, y'know, right there, next to that sleeping yokle; that...

[MetallicKingScizor]

shippity-shlapitty..

[Hot Mustid]

but the blt gave me chronic explosive diherea for 5 years

[|PoKeY|]

and u have got a bad disease from the maker....

[Hot Mustid]

of god.... methinks its an *** :/

[Eevee234]

so everybody tried to find a cure for the bad disease...

[Hot Mustid]

but they couldnt, because i was having j-los baby

[Hot Mustid]

and your mom

[eI_at10s]

we named him fhqwgads, which made him into a...

(courtesy of Homestarrunner.com)

[MetallicKingScizor]

Lief Ericson

[|PoKeY|]

who has a crush on hillary duff...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

..., who is really a talentless hack who was able to ride off of pure luck and situation towards fame and...

[Hot Mustid]

with a pop-tart

(i am not endorsing pop-tarts in any way, and i am in no way affiliated with them)

lol

[MetallicKingScizor]

(you sure? lol)

filled with Tri Nitro Toleuminumumeonishgeyolakaywakosyzujxylophonebeefp attys

[Hot Mustid]

but scizor was having a seizure and meant to say, "filled with dihydrogen-monoxide"

(Ban Dihydrogen-Monoxide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[P.S.- if anyone gets this tell me]

[Burninating_Torchic]

but the pop-tart, with whatever it was filled with, failed to work...

[Burninating_Torchic]

and caused a nuklear reaction, destroying kansas

[Hot Mustid]

(so water causes nuclear explosions now...)

w/e, but canada loved kansas and blamed the us for destroying it, thus declaring war on the us

[Hot Mustid]

but unlike in your mom

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and this lead President Bush to declare...

[Hot Mustid]

his favorite type of paper is construction

[robbie]

but this lead to the bombing of washington DC

[Hot Mustid]

but terrorists forgot where it was, and bombed ur house

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...that's the U.R. House---the Universal Relief House, an organization that helps the universe rebuild its economy after getting blown up so often and...

[Hot Mustid]

everyone laughed at the irony of the situation, except the smart jock (can u say oxymoron :D )


POST #400 WOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...who wielded the lead feather, and was an advocate for painful joys, and was an avid fan of the blind seer, but this didn't matter because...

[Hot Mustid]

u didnt know that hydroxide was OH

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

[lol! Q('_'Q) <--On the defensive]

..., a factoid which was irrelevant because that was simply a typo, like when our President wrote...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...to a person who wasn't even born yet, how he knew the birthday could only be explained by Prof. Frink from the Simpsons, who explained...

[Hot Mustid]

[lol! (9'_')-o <--On the offensive]

it to ur mom

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

[ ==== \(>_<)/ <--Fleeing in terror]

...to whom he said, "The President meant that--moohay!--...

[Hot Mustid]

[ ==== /('0')/ <--CHASING U]
[ ==== '\/\_ <--HAHAHAHA]

as sb sang, "come on Dubaya bush, come on Dubaya bush, everybody to the limit, you mom is to the limit, everybody come on Dubaya bush!"

[MetallicKingScizor]

and because of the bad singing, KingSciz came to from his seizure only to find that Canada was at war with the US--urging him to say "The Hockey people are coming! The Hockey people are coming!" as he rode through the streets on his scooter :)

[|PoKeY|]

and then there were 5

[robbie]

witch tryed to destroy the white house

[Eevee234]

but the white house somehow disappeared, so...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...the eels decided to meet President Lincoln, only to realize that it wasn't actually Lincoln, but...

[Mustid, if you post right after this, fight the urge to say "ur mom," oy! Oh, and clever chase scene; kudos.]

[MetallicKingScizor]

it was duke and president jay bush trying to smuggle the secret family recipe over the border to

[Swmpert 2004]

the computer in the basment..

[Hot Mustid]

but your mom grounded you so the world exploded... five, no ten times

[robbie]

but the women from mars found your body and offered you to restore Earth

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but Earth was like, "Meh," and didn't feel like being rescued until...

[robbie]

they found somethin worth while on uranus

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which was none other than a Klingon, which had previously had been thought to have been wiped out by Captain Pikardchu, who, meanwhile, was just...

[robbie]

on the toilet for 50,000 years

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...because he didn't eat his fiber, even though his mom told him...

[Eevee234]

eat more fiber, but the fiber was all gone, so...

[Burninating_Torchic]

he ate his brother instead...

[robbie]

witch cost him an eterinity on the toilet

[Burninating_Torchic]

which was made of slowpoke skulls

[robbie]

witch had died because they saw there cell phone bill

[Burninating_Torchic]

which was a million bux

[robbie]

in chinese money

[Burninating_Torchic]

so it was about 1 cent american

[robbie]

So they hit the road to america

[robbie]

until they ran into kabutops

[Burninating_Torchic]

who destroyed itself with a nuklear bomb

[robbie]

killing the slowpoke and polluting canada

[Burninating_Torchic]

which then crumbled into ash at the bottom of the ocean

[robbie]

witch lead the president to streak

[Burninating_Torchic]

which lead a random chinese man to shoot and kill him

[robbie]

witch led to world war 3 between pokemon lovers and yugioh lovers

[White Gryphon]

...which, of course, the Pokemon-lovers won through sheer dominance.

[robbie]

no don't u mean they got tronesed because the yugioh and dbz people united

[Hot Mustid]

they found somethin worth while on uranus

Sorry robbie, scientists changed the name of uranus a while ago to get rid of the joke, they changed it to urekdum

[White Gryphon]

(The only thing DBZ and YuGiOh players can unite over is their common hatred of the confusion and bewilderment brought on by attempting to understand Pokemon, and yet they cannot even be sincere enough at that in order to come together and bring the downfall of Pokemon.)

And so there were 1000 years of universal peace...

[Hot Mustid]

hold on.... no, there wasnt..... me and team 1337 went around acting as a death squad to all who opposed pokemon, then there was world peace... well not really, cuz some monkey kicked me in the balls :mad:

[MetallicKingScizor]

your fluffy-waterfilled-basketballs

[robbie]

witch led to some terrorist to kill =-->]-[0t (V)uSt|d<--=

[robbie]

That was the end of that chapter until....

[MetallicKingScizor]

=-->]-[0t (V)uSt|d<--='s mom came and beat robbie with a bagel

[robbie]

Then that led team Eevee to kill metallickingscizor

[Hot Mustid]

BUT, i was never dead... so me and my mom beat Robbie with bagels for countless months.... Mmmmm bagels

[robbie]

witch led to me to go super sayan 4 and go rampaging till...

[Hot Mustid]

but u were born out of wedlock so you couldnt go into supersaiyin... ya bastid

[robbie]

no that was you so i went on rampaging

[Hot Mustid]

no my parents were married for many years, so we continued beating you with bagels

[robbie]

But i missed my target and zapped you to ashes

[Hot Mustid]

WHAT TARGET, you are being beaten with bagels Helooooo?!

[robbie]

i'm super sayan 4 and was aiming at your mom and instead zapped you THE

[eI_at10s]

for my long lost TV

[robbie]

destroyed all of the world and all was well until

[Dek]

there was a time flux, and the earth was back to normal...

[White Gryphon]

...except that suddenly people around the world were unable to use profanity, even when it is masked...

[robbie]

as laxitives

[SailorClef]

and teddy bears

[eI_at10s]

and even more profound, eminem wannabes

[MetallicKingScizor]

whcih makes me scream 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH' in my eternal sleep

[robbie]

thus the world was reborn as a perminat virgin state

[eI_at10s]

as *ays and *esbians

[robbie]

witch led the world to go hyppie

[MetallicKingScizor]

and comebine cultures to become the 'czechswededutchscotirishchinjapacans' (lol, the horror)

[robbie]

witch ended with the cultural revelution or in other words Y2K

[Eevee234]

that also lead to a big massive uproar caused by every pokemon that knows or can learn the attack uproar, so...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...annoying protestors started getting jealous of the Pokémon's mad uproarin' skillaz, so...

[robbie]

they satrted using exploed

[MegaVelocibot]

and made fun of your spelling of "started" (satrted). My Velocibot came out of nowhere, defeated all Pokémon ever mentioned in this thread, and went into its Totality mode, in which it is unable to be affected by anything in this thread, but questions may be asked about it.

[Burninating_Torchic]

this bot, however, can be defeated by quotes from other threads, so old man foochalk suggests you get quotes that destroy weird little bots things...

[Eevee234]

by using them in the forums, so...

[eI_at10s]

it ate them

[MetallicKingScizor]

but not before my flying aipoms took over russia

[Hot Mustid]

using theur swords made of slices of the wishing tree

[robbie]

thus groudon emerged to claim iraq

[Hot Mustid]

and kyogre emerged to claim ur mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

[robbie]

and thus latious had fun with what you don't have

[eI_at10s]

which is the music that people from the alps

[robbie]

no i ment in the pants of the notorias crook....

[robbie]

Brittany spears who robed many banks to get....

[eI_at10s]

implants

[Hot Mustid]

and thus latious had fun with what you don't have

how can latios have fun with a pie?

... back on topic

that she needed to take over the world with

[MetallicKingScizor]

along with the hovering weedles of impending doom

[Burninating_Torchic]

but the hovering weedles of impending doom stood no match against THE SCREAMING WURMPLES!

[robbie]

witch had had hediks since the dawn of time

[Eevee234]

then everybody started taunting the witch, so...

[robbie]

she blew up then....

[Hot Mustid]

robbie realized he never said anything creative, so he jumped off a bridge and made life easier for us all..


(LOL :p )

[eI_at10s]

so that we can eat in peace

[robbie]

But i never died so here i am

[Hot Mustid]

but you did, thats ur ghost

[robbie]

but no i was resurected by your mom by a fun filled night in bed with her

[eI_at10s]

also with your own dirty monkey

[Hot Mustid]

my mom is dead...

[|PoKeY|]

(....i sent my flowers for her nick yesterday...........)

along with a stuffed animal filled with....

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

the spider from Lord Of The Rings in minature size and 1000 miny Ariados and Spinerack.

[MetallicKingScizor]

with the lone dunsparce

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and an electric Blaziken that says 25 phrases!

[Hot Mustid]

which included,

1. I like men!
2. I like puppies!
3. Flamethrower Attack!
4. Your Mom!
5. The talking bees haunt my dreams...
6. Im George washington christ
7. wanna go play hide and seek?!
8. Wow Exactly what I was thinking!
9. Theres a snake in my boot!
10. Howdy partner!
11. Will you be my mommy?
12. Wheres the creme filling?
13. Come over here timmy!
14. I wish i was dead...
15. Lets go jump off a bridge!
16. Better safe than Sorry!
17. You smell funny...
18. How old are you, Stupid?
19. Dont look at me with that tone of voice!
20. KAME-HA, ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
21. would you like fries with that?
22. Oh well, youll have to learn your lesson ed!
23. I think im getting heatstoke from this hat!
24. If you catch me ill give you me pot of gold!
25. Havnt you heard of consequential punishment?

(yes, that was 1 sentence)

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and the 2 secret phrases:
26/25 Bad Words
27/25 (Madfe Up curse words like flickaton)**************************************** ****

[Hot Mustid]

and it says your mom again as the other secret secret phrase

[robbie]

I want to do #2 on you

[eI_at10s]

since she had diarrhea

[The Dark Llama]

Meanwhile, the Dark Llama appeared from the sky, hurling Cleffa at everyone.

[Hot Mustid]

Then the mods deleted my post about robbie and cleffas probably because it involved death

[|PoKeY|]

and i jump into a cold pool

[Hot Mustid]

then i jump into a warm pool

[|PoKeY|]

than i played poolball in it... and played against nicks mom
and the score was.... (keep you midns out of the gutter) nick was the ref

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

Then you jumped out dried off and slept never woke up for 1 year and when you woke up there was a giant...

[eI_at10s]

fruitcake

[MetallicKingScizor]

with a spheal living inside it

[Eevee234]

because of the Spheal nobody could eat it because Spheal will freeze them, but...

[robbie]

until it got hunngrey and started eating the cake

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

But when it did you used your time control power to rewind and were so hungry you ate the Spheal and the cake, froze your inside and made the Spheal pick it's nose ionside of you because you were...

[Hot Mustid]

dead, and were keeping the spheal warm inside your hollow frozen body

[|PoKeY|]

and then the spheal evolved into a sealeo....
arf arf...

[eI_at10s]

then into a dog

[Hot Mustid]

I then i began to realize that the mods keep deleting my irrelevant posts

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

for reasons we all know, then it evolved into a Mew and brung you back to life by the help of...

[Hot Mustid]

your mom, who began getting mad at me for reffering to her so much

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and wacked you on the head with a Bagon cause it was what you deserved.

[eI_at10s]

what's more, the Bagon was extra angry because that particular mother...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

was also angry because they connect through telapathic ways.

[robbie]

wich led to it evolving into shelgon and clashing with your mom

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

..., who was fully armed with kevlar and...

[Hot Mustid]

an mp5 navy, which was silenced so that no one would hear robbie being shot (my mom doesnt like u robbie :p)

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

then we had a funaral for Robbie though no one cared, undersotuld why we need a funeral for him, and

[robbie]

a celebi appered and brought 5 versions of me from the past to attack....

[gnarlychar]

So everyone at the funeral ran and screamed....

[MetallicKingScizor]

for thier daddy, so they all hid in a shed where..

[robbie]

1 of me was hidding until

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

the mighty evil Rayquaza came and...

[robbie]

and used explosion and caused a briluant rainbow of...

[Hot Mustid]

robbies from the past, all varying ages and all dead/dying from the explosion

[|PoKeY|]

and the little girl said," Mommy, mommy i want one"......

[eI_at10s]

so she bought one for a thousand dollars.

[Eevee234]

but unfortunately someone stole it, so...

[MegaVelocibot]

Velocibot came and asked for a battle to the death with GuavaMan. GuavaMan declined. The aforementioned Rayquaza wished to challenge the almighty Velocibot and was Knocked Out when Velocibot used Tackle. Velocibot learned a new move, Hyper Chomp, and forgot Tackle.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but then the thousand dollars were returned to pay for the operation to remove that velocibot episode from the universe's consciousness...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

then Meric came and said MMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA A until everybody was 200 years of age because they were...

[MegaVelocibot]

... not doing anything else interesting. Because we were so old, we thought we should go to the nearest park, perhaps to feed Pidgey. To get to the park, we had to walk through a dense and evil forest. One day, we were walking through the forest...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and a Pikachu jumped out and said...

[robbie]

pikachu pika i will zap you all night and day

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

so the old people sent out Snorlax, Hariyama, a 2nd Snorlax, a 3rd Snorlax, a Gonbe, and a 20 feet wide Makuhita and damande3d them to...

[robbie]

fight the menicing pikachu and his army of over 5 million pika's until something major accured

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and the major thing was Mewtwo lived in the forest and decided to...

[robbie]

use explode and cause an uproar

[eI_at10s]

which made thunderstones apear and hit every Pikachu on the head. In addition to getting large bumps on their heads, they...

[robbie]

did not give up though and taught the snorlax...

[eI_at10s]

super-rest

[robbie]

putting it to sleep for millions of years while the pokachu's were dominarting the battle until...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

the old poeple used there old man kung-fu.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which involved swinging their oversized silver eyebrows around in a rythmic dance-like motion and...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

turned into cartoon characters wich then...

[eI_at10s]

did the young man kung-fu

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

but then they transtformed into Mewtwos and desided to kill Pikachu because the Pikachus were...

[eI_at10s]

hooked on alchohol and drunk at the time...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which the censors disapproved of, causing them to be written out of the series while retaining...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

the power to use THunderbolt.Then they stopped drugs went on candy fir a year then smoked cigarets, before they made a deal to there Pichus that if they catch them smoking the Pichu gets $100

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but since the Pichu already had a shoe deal, they had to decline the anti-smoking campaign, but just then, John Kerry popped out of nowhere and began...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

killing George Bush!IIIIII HHHHAAAAAAAATTTTEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU BBBBBUUUUUUSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robbie]

and ate oranges while he..

[Eevee234]

watched Pokemon Advanced causing...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

him to become addicted to it, ALMOST as addicted to pokemon as me causing him to...

[Eevee234]

make everybody else addicted, so...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

so he got mad bacause everybody else was already addictedand more then him to so he got jealous and decided to...

[MetallicKingScizor]

climb a tree

[eI_at10s]

but he was so mad he fell and cracked open his head...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

then instead of blood a whol bunch of regular sized Rattata climed out and...

[Eevee234]

the Rattata started causing a major feud based on skill, but.....

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

but then Mewtwo duplacated casuing the Rattata to...

[eI_at10s]

grow fat

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and harvest the fat later, and then bring the fat to market, sell the fat, and then replant the seeds of the fat to begin a new season of fat growing at the fat farm they liked to call...

[eI_at10s]

Fat Albert's Greatest Colletion: 1990

[robbie]

and the best of 2050

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

and we also sell Manky and Priomeap brains.

[Hot Mustid]

....well, that's my momma

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

your mom eats monkey brains?Anyway

wa also sell a great selection of squeezed the blood out of them tomatoes(wich come along with a side of MooMooMilk and and rocks from Onix very crunchy)

[Hot Mustid]

ur mom

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

I didn't even go to Nationals!LOL!Your mixing me up with someone else!My name is Jeremy Scharff-Kim!

[robbie]

and no one cares

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

except you Robbie...

[eI_at10s]

A- hey, hey, we got to keepp this on topic morons.
Bakc to this CORRECT conversation...

and eye juice from potatoes...

[Eevee234]

but buisness wasn't going well, so the people decided to...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...donate their own organs, but then Zim found out about this and...

[Eevee234]

decided to take them, so...

[Carrington388]

...when the news of this reached Soviet Mewtwo, it called Ken Jennings (if you pay attention to the American game show Jeopardy, he's currently a 20-game champion with $662,760) and told Ken...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...to ask the audience about helping him to solve the organ problem, to which...

[eI_at10s]

2+2 somehow equals 6...

[Hot Mustid]

but then everyone realized that 2+2 really = 7.5

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

so the Mewtwo called Bruce Lee from the dead to kick...

[eI_at10s]

Jacki Chan's mother

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

until Bruce Lee felt sorry for her, decided to beat up Jackie instead until Jackie called his cousin Hitmonchan, so Bruce Lee called Hitmonlee to...

[eI_at10s]

sit and play guitar while watching lava lamps like hippies...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

kill Chan