One Sentence Add On

[eI_at10s]

eh...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

eh said Jackie Chan I surrender you are stronger then me but I'm funnier and Hitmonchan is as stupid as...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...stupid does," to which he was met with blank stares and...

[Hey, post 1776! Back in 1776, King George had bad politics... I know I'm not the only one who had to learn that song in elementary school!]

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

volcanic erruption!(from a Camerupt LOL)

[eI_at10s]

This volcanic eruption caused Hitmonchan to melt and disolve into a liquid that Bruce Li drank and was given both the powers of...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, Fire Punch, and...

[Eevee234]

get a fried pizza, but...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...this only enfuriated his foe, as he gulped a rejuvenating Mug Root Beer to match Lee's new strength...

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

but then Lee used the RH TVReporter rare Lee Punch wich knocking out Chan also...

[Hot Mustid]

but rootbeer is teh suck, so he imploded... twice

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

Ina addition to Chan exploding twice 1 second before Chan died Chan DRANK 1 bottle of Ketchum Ketchup but had no money so the casier got mad so Chan died in a millasecond.

[Hot Mustid]

but since that sentence made no sense (gramatically or phsyically) it never ocurred

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

so then I coppied what you tried to say by saying Jackie Chan exploded twice so it did occure.

[Hot Mustid]

but he didnt explode, he imploded.... twice

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

implode?

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...asked Chan, to which Lee nodded, "Implode, exploding inwardly, yes," making Chan agree and...

[eI_at10s]

decided to do it himself. So then Bill Gates made an official online game dedicated to the two martial arts legend by...

[Eevee234]

trying to get the stores to sell it but they refused, so...

[robbie]

he went to ebay and found out his game...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...idea was already antiquated by a game called Bruce Chan Part VII, Collectors Edition: Gold, made by...

[Hot Mustid]

Ur Mom Inc., which well, consisted of ur mom

[robbie]

and 1 bag of 50 year old cookies and...

[Eevee234]

a big bag of 1-2 year old pokemon cards, so...

[eI_at10s]

your mom Inc. bought new cards and replaced them.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...so as not to look bad in front of their main rival company, Ur Dad Inc., and...

[eI_at10s]

beat them to a pulp, which...

[Hot Mustid]

made me cry :*(

[Ancient Pokemon Trainer]

wich then made me laugh at you HAHA!

[Eevee234]

but then made everybody laugh out loud causing the world to explode, so...

[eI_at10s]

the lone legend of Mewtow became true. But one of the pieces of explosion hit a meteor and created Deoys, thus...

[Hot Mustid]

making me and ur mom cry

[robbie]

tears of metal

[Hot Mustid]

which were also crying

[eI_at10s]

and rusted. They gave your mom and you an infection.

[Hot Mustid]

in her spleen

[faceplant]

with the smell of infection in the air, rabid wolves from out of nowhere, began ripping away at the stomachs of you and your mother.

[Hot Mustid]

but using my ninja power, I karate kicked the wolves in their heads, killing them instantly... 5 times

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...before they hit the floor, so their offspring came to avenge their deaths by...

[eI_at10s]

killing themselves inside their parents bodies...

[Hot Mustid]

twice

[robbie]

so came the elders to stand there and look dumb

[Hot Mustid]

for 5 seconds, but then the exploded 990009090909090 times

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...zero, equalling zero explosions, and they all decided to attend a peace summit to agree on...

[_James_]

..who should tidy up that mess they had just made and who should make a pot of tea...

[Hot Mustid]

because me and god and jesus are gonna go catch a movie

[eI_at10s]

Passions of the christ, starring Mel Gibson and...

[Carrington388]

the Soviet Mewtwo was seeing the same movie with the Disco Forretress, Ken Jennings, and Thom McKee (who won $312,700 on Tic Tac Dough on 1980, holds the record for most consecutive shows appeared with 46).

(Oh, and just so you know, Michael Larson died in 1999.)

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but then Ken and Thom started to grow annoyed at the other's attendence and then began to get into a fight when all of a sudden, someone suggested...

[robbie]

this can all be settled by killing Mel Gibson so they set out to find him in...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...3D and...

[Hot Mustid]

the memory elephant exploded because he ate too many peanuts

[AbsolutelyNobody]

...while reading the best book of all time, the Illaid...

[Hot Mustid]

then I remembered I hadn't started my stupid summer reading yet... I HATE summer reading

[Mew Master]

Then I gaint balloon came out of nowhere

[eI_at10s]

and shot it down with my ...

[Burninating_Torchic]

chicken launcher of doom, which...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...strangely didn't in fact launch chickens, but...

[Burninating_Torchic]

launched fuzzy dice instead, which led to...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...a frenzy of cops trying to convince the world to not hang said dice off of their rearview mirrors, however...

[Burninating_Torchic]

many citizens ignored these warnings, and were smote by the power of the dice...

[eI_at10s]

in which the dice grew large and began to turn people into gambling freaks, therefor losing their children's belongings and destroying all of their lives...

[Hot Mustid]

until ur mom saved the day

[chadwick_the_ignoramas2]

Then a vengeful roar of "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" was heard.

[Hot Mustid]

from the honey turkey sandywheech i was eating

[robbie]

and godzila awakening

[Burninating_Torchic]

which made no sense, as the beast was vanquished years ago...

[BLiZzArD]

or so everyone thought, but the truth to the matter was.....
BLiZ

[robbie]

it was a hologram

[Burninating_Torchic]

that it had been reincarnated as none other then ASH's PIKACHU, who was thought to have loved ketchup, but really...

[Carrington388]

...that (the hologram) was projected over Michael Larson's gravestone.

[robbie]

and had no memory of its past

[Eevee234]

so every single person ignored it, so...

[Mew Master]

I ate a sandwitch.....

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...made of dynamite and blew up, and the news was going to carry your life story, but it got interrupted by a Ken Jennings announcement and...

[Mew Master]

Ken Jennings blew up, so.......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...everyone went to his funeral instead of yours, and then they went to Wal-Mart later on to...

[Mew Master]

buy a divice that revived me so I ruled a planet called.......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...Pluto, away from all other forms of life and civilization, while the earth prospered as a result of your absence and...

[I was thinking about another planet, but that was too easy.]

[eI_at10s]

grew too close to Pluto, as in discovered a way to live on neptune and uranus...
Hopefully, not uranus...

[FuriousZangoose]

Then I Revived Crystal Foretress So Us Plutonian's Could Enjoy The Art Of Disco!

[Mew Master]

Than I remember how I was walking through a forest.....

[eI_at10s]

and had a moment like in Harry Potter 3.

[Mew Master]

and I was attacked by dementors.......

[eI_at10s]

because i meant something else, and I was sent to another dimension, because I no longer had a soul...

[Mew Master]

that didn't like candy so.....

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...Willy Wonka slapped you and ran away, meanwhile...

[Mew Master]

I got mad and turned into a turnip......

[Eevee234]

and a doctor came back and tried to take the turnip, but...

[SuperWooper]

I ate it.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and we all know what happened to the digested turnip later, so in the meantime, at Chuck E. Cheese, Al Gore was spotted crying because...

[Mew Master]

A drop of rain hit his eye.......

[Eevee234]

the roof had dissappeared, so...

[SuperWooper]

They patched the roof up with the 14 year old, rock-hard pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's.

[eI_at10s]

And it actually worked, until the fat guy dressed up as him at it and made Al Gore start crying again.

[Bobby]

A sad clown went over to Al Gore and said...

[Hot Mustid]

Hey, You, How to tie a shoe!? :rolleyes:

[Bobby]

Confused, Gore responded, "Err, thank you?"

[Mew Master]

than a gaint robot killed everyone exept........

[AbsolutelyNobody]

...the 1337 people, meaning...

[Mew Master]

That I was the last man on earth so now a girl named Bobby went out with me to......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...a dumpster and they dined in squallor, but then she realized that he had been killed off the show for some time now, and then she ran away to...

[Mew Master]

the forest from the beginning of this thread.....

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...living in the trees with monkeys in tuxedos as her butlers and...

[Mew Master]

the forest imploded, exploded, leftploded, rightploded, up-ploded, downploded, sidewaysploded, and Diaganalploded

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...reviving all others from the latest massive population decrease...

[Mew Master]

but than the earth blew up killing everyone but Bill Clinton who was the worst peresident ever so..........

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

... and he was all, "Mew Master, I am your father!" And you were all, "Nooooo," and he was all, "Yesssss!" and you were all...

[Mew Master]

so thay started a fight on who wat the worst and........

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...you won and...

[Mew Master]

I killed Psycho Lugia and the grounds of insulting one of the mystics of the Universes......


P.S. if anyone has questions about the Universes you can ask my in a PM.

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but he was just fine, meanwhile at Nintendo HQ...

[Mew Master]

The boss gave my a weapon that killed him for good......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but the boss couldn't understand why you killed him; he thought he was your favorite boss, so then the Carebears kicked the door down and hugged...

[Mew Master]

a cactus and thay all died........

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but George Dubya missed the Carebears, so he signed a new bill declaring...

[Mew Master]

Psycho Lugia dead......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which was unconstitutional, and put down; the Carebears were ecstatic...

[Allrighty, I'll join that TSC guy in bailing out of these headbutts with you, because this is getting pointless. So much for a light-hearted game.]

[Mew Master]

jumpers......


Your the one who started it, I just don't like people who insult me so I insult back.

[Bobby]

OK. I have no idea about whatever you guys are talking about, but can you all PLEASE keep it in Private Messages? And remeber that young children come here, and they're reading your posts about killing everything... Can we just calm down a bit? Thanks! :)

Anyway, back on topic:

... who become calm when you tickle them.

[eI_at10s]

Unfortunatley, they go bananas when they're hugged. Unfortunateli-er...

[Bobby]

, Care Bears were often described as the perfect friend for Spindas.

[Mew Master]

but the spindas always made them dizzy, so.....

[SailorClef]

they threw up

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...their hands in complete...

[Mew Master]

nothingness, so I want to a store called.......

[SuperWooper]

A shrink, because you had obsession-with-the-1-Sentence-Add-On-itus.

[Mew Master]

but than a gaint meteor destroyed the earth, so.....

[Eevee234]

so the doctors tried to cure the disease, but it was so contagious everybody in the world got it, so...

[Mew Master]

Mew came to earth and cured everyone with her psychic powers and than left, so....

[Eevee234]

then a whole bunch of bananas showered the Earth, and then...

[Mew Master]

I ate the banannas saving everyone so thay hailed me as a......

[InfestedTassadar]

...Ruler of Canada!!! Then a pack of rabid...

[Mew Master]

carrots

[Eevee234]

attacked followed by rabid...

[Mew Master]

tomatoes, than I found out my mom made her garden above toxic waste so....

[eI_at10s]

I ate them and mutated into a shape-shifter, thereby scaring everyone in town and...

[Mew Master]

I blew up

[Bobby]

Mew Master's Canadian friends were sad, so they sent a pack of rabid pikachus to...

[Mew Master]

I have no friends that live in Canada that I know of.

Eat Ketchup.......

[Bobby]

Then a pink lizard came and said...

[Mew Master]

Hay you tie a shoe

(I got that from an earlyer post and thought it would be funny.)

[Bobby]

The Pink Lizard suddenly jumped around like a ferret because...

[Eevee234]

it wanted to be a Furret, and...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...liked jumping, so naturally it...

[Mew Master]

turned into an Elefant (I wish I knew how to spell it)

[Mew Master]

But than I found out elefants don't go moo thay go meow, just like a dog.......

[Mew Master]

but it was a chicken that was barking and this made me confused so I.........

[Burninating_Torchic]

which made no sense, because fish obviously go meow, bark, and moo...

[Mew Master]

but than I seen a pig fly........

[Burninating_Torchic]

but the pig wasnt a pig at all, it was bugs bunny...

[Mew Master]

whearing a cow costum......

[Burninating_Torchic]

she said "BOOFBAHUMBAOW" when you pressed the cow bell.

[Mew Master]

So I shot the cow and ate it..........

[eI_at10s]

And saw the pink lizard again married to a pig flying in the sky riding turkey..

[Burninating_Torchic]

but the turkey ate itself, causing a rip in the space time continuem(sp?)...

[Mew Master]

but a monster came out of the rip in the space-time continuum and it killed Burninating Torchic :)

[Burninating_Torchic]

But the monster did not know that Burninating_Torchic cannot be killed, and noone will ever know why, unless they go to an old, probably deleted thread at Pokemon Crater...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...that would not lend you sugar in your hour of need, which interested Batman, who happened to be...

[Bobby]

...a giant winged beaver, so it...

[Burninating_Torchic]

caused Lugia CSC 04's head to explode because he is a lying hipocrite who bends the truth...

[Mew Master]

just like Burninating Torchic........


fyi Torchic you misspelled no one. I'm terable at spelling and even I knew how to spell it.

[Burninating_Torchic]

who is really not one compared to Mew Master...

actually mew, there is no space in noone. Well, the space is optional.

[Bobby]

because there was a giant stampede of Pretty Penguins...

[Burninating_Torchic]

that were stampeding away from getting fangoriously devoured by a gelatonous monster...

I owe credit to HomestarRunner for this one, lol.

[Mew Master]

*sigh* you humans can make anything complecated, even language.

called Burninating Torchic......

[Burninating_Torchic]

which was actually called Bughhhininkiting_Tooooohigchingkorchngic, because it was a printing mishap in the script for the legacy of Burninating_Torchic...

Us humans, eh? Sigh, I remember when I was young and convinced myself I wasn't human...the immature days, ahh...

[Mew Master]

I'm 15 and it's just been a few months that the memories came to me, just like I planed them to. You will never know what it's like to watch a supernova, for that I feel sorry for you.

That got burned by an attack from a........

[Burninating_Torchic]

strange human named hwthinh(for details see LanturnTrainer's tourney)

[Mew Master]

because of destroying something I was happy so........

I wish everyone else would stop calling me human. If just one stops calling me human than there will be more :)

[Burninating_Torchic]

the wrath of hwthinh was temporarily vanquished, but was transformed into the wrath of Kyogre and Groudon...

[Mew Master]

and Rayquaza and Jirachi, and Deoxys, and Latias, and Latios, and Registeel and Regice and Regirock.......

[Burninating_Torchic]

but noone cared about the regis because they arent qualified to be legendary...at least not in looks anyways...

[Mew Master]

but Torchic was wrong because to be a legendary pokemon you have to have legends about you and you have to be way powerful, just like the Regi trio......

[Burninating_Torchic]

but actually Dunsparce is more powerful then the regi trio, so he should be legendary instead...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...so the Pokémon Board of Legendary Assessment voted to make Dunsparce a new legendary and...

[Burninating_Torchic]

that of course made everyone's life better, because Dunsparce pwns...

[Eevee234]

then every legendary pokemon battled Dunsparce, and lost, so...

[eI_at10s]

Dunsparce evolved after time and was featured in LG and FR...

[Mew Master]

but than Dunsparce died because it was so weak and could get beat by a magikarp that only know splash.

[Eevee234]

and then a whole lot of stupid people start selling fake copies of Fire Red and Leaf Green, causing people who were cheated by them to...

[Burninating_Torchic]

eat the magikarp that killed Dunsparce, so Dunsparce was REBORN...

[Mew Master]

but died because it was so weak it was killed by a leaf falling on it......

[Burninating_Torchic]

but the leaf was secretly another Dunsparce, this one of UBER POWER that could not be killed, no matter what hwthinh said...

[Mew Master]

but than Deoxys came and killed both Dunsparce and than.......

[Burninating_Torchic]

Deoxys got cursed by the curse of the Dunsparce, and turned into a Dunsparce himself...

[Mew Master]

but than a disease killed every Dunsparce so now everyone can stop talking about him......

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...but then, at a local Blockbuster, no one suspected that...

[Mew Master]

the popcorn was about to blow up.....

[Burninating_Torchic]

but it did anyways, causing mass chaos...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...to invade...

[get it? ...nm.]

[Burninating_Torchic]

[yeah I get it]

but that still couldnt stop the pixie fairys of Avalon...

[Metal Master]

from crushing BlockBuster...

[Bobby]

Into a massive jumble of Squigglies...

[eI_at10s]

squigglies that only a 3-year-old could produce...

[Eevee234]

so in a desperate attempt to stop the squigglies, people...

[Burninating_Torchic]

built a ANTI-SQUILE ROBOT...

[Hot Mustid]

but then i found out i was going to worlds (YAY!!!! :D )

[Eevee234]

so then while you were going to Worlds, the Squiggles attacked the anti squiggle machine, causing it too...

[SuperWooper]

really loudly, which attracted a bunch of wild Whismurs, who used their...

[eI_at10s]

ears to fan and sonicblast the robot away...

[AbsolutelyNobody]

...to Isla de Muerta..

[Burninating_Torchic]

Where it was eaten by little gilligan men...

[Carrington388]

...who then died themselves, because they couldn't eat robots.

At the same time, the Soviet Mewtwo was at home watching Ken Jennings's most recent Jeopardy episode when...

[Eevee234]

while they were going to Afghanisan, they accidently went to New York...

[eI_at10s]

and destroyed the enpire state building and began the 7-23

[Eevee234]

which caused the biggest rebellion in the world, so now...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...we act even more cautiously, meanwhile in...

[Bobby]

Iowa, there was a pig-eating cow was running rampant amoung the...

BTW, the post number for this post is the same as th year I was born! :D

[SuperWooper]

gold rings that it had belched out of its ear... O.O (I was really high off string cheese)

[eI_at10s]

and used to go supercow to defeat the evel DR. dairy, who's plan was to...

[Megamachamp]

Use cow DNA to make mutant cows to make milk that turns humans into mutants so Dr. Dairy could...

[dkates]

do an authentic Hawaiian hula.

[AbsolutelyNobody]

...and create a bacon smuggling ring...

[Mew Master]

but the Earth blew up (agen) causing......

[gnarlychar]

But since people don't know how to spell 'again' the world didn't blow up so...

[Mew Master]

than I got post # 2000

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...which was irrelevant to the story, so a rabid Pikachu came onto the scene just to...


[Cool, I got my birth year as my post! ...jk.]

[Mew Master]

fly........

[Eevee234]

that made everybody sleep, and then...

[Burninating_Torchic]

I came and ate the sleeping mayor of a random city...

2004! yay!

[DarkSideComma S.P.A.R.K.S]

metagross is w00t and...

[Mew Master]

Jirachi woke up but teleported to another planet, so.........

[eI_at10s]

he found deoxys anad was smashed to smithereens.

[DarkSideComma S.P.A.R.K.S]

By the godly metagross, from my ficcy.

[Mew Master]

than it was discovered that Jirachi was perfictly fine and than Jirachi killed Deoxys.......

[eI_at10s]

and then split into all four of his forms...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and then that Metagross said, "But it was just posted that I did the smashing, weren't you paying attention?" eager to start up another week of back and forth banter about surviving numerous disasters...

[eI_at10s]

but then all of a sudden, the Metagross rusted and then fell to the ground and broke...

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...a sweat doing...

[Mew Master]

than everyone died........

[eI_at10s]

because of Metagross' rust...

[Mew Master]

and than everyone saw a bright light, but Burninating Torchic saw alot of fire.........

[Mew Master]

than I started doing the chicken dance and stomped all over the dead body of Burninating Torchic........

[Burninating_Torchic]

but unfortunately hwthinh was stomping over a decoy fake body, as Burninating_Torchic has no physical body...

[Mew Master]

but than everyone know that if you have no phisical body you don't exist so the fact that Burninating Torchic no longer existed made everyone sing happy songs........

[SD PokeMom]

Keep up the personal attacks and attempts to derail the thread (which is on the line, SPAM-wise as it is, IMHO...) and this'll be locked, and people will be looking at temp bans.

MewMaster, if you have nothing more to add to the 'story' than "everyone dies/dies", then please don't post. If you haven't noticed, your fellow community members/posters to this thread are NOT pleased with your posts trying to knock the thread off-topic.

Consider yourselves warned, please...

'mom

[DarkSideComma S.P.A.R.K.S]

In an attempt to bring this topic back on the road, i'm putting snow tires on the thread. SO NO ONE TAKE THEM OFF! *meaning stay on topic plz*

Once upon a time, Gloom ate some pie, some super pie, and it gave him super powers... Including the power too.

*remember, no personal attacks, no swearing, yelling, fighting, hitting, biting, nothing. Stay on topic.*

[Mew Master]

eat crab apples........


I'm addicted to crab apples, today alone I've eaten about 30. I love crab apples *looks around* hay you with the crab apples. Give me the crab apples and no one gets hurt.

[DarkSideComma S.P.A.R.K.S]

getting off topic with the paragraph there. tis is a fun topic, i dont wanna see it closed.

...made from real kinglers!

[Mew Master]

but than I ate real crab apples and the kinglers wanted some to so I........

[Eevee234]

shared with them, but a crash landing plane was about to crash in the area, when...

[Mew Master]

Jirachi saved the plane by using his power to teleport things..........

[Burninating_Torchic]

but he accidently teleported them into a fishbowl...

[Mew Master]

that was full of crab apples........

[Mew Master]

so he got a free crab apple..........

[Burninating_Torchic]

which was blue(da ba dee da ba di)...

[Mew Master]

than I went to play..........

[Burninating_Torchic]

a game of poker with a bunch of dogs...

[eI_at10s]

and had to give up his funnybone, which isn't abone at all, so...

[Mew Master]

I watched the movie Jirachi Wish Maker because my secong favorite pokemon was the star of the show.........