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07/27/2004, 05:49 PM
and then I watched I,robot in theatres because I posted the year it takes place, and...
(2004 vintage. >snickers<)
07/27/2004, 05:51 PM
came and took over the city, but...
07/27/2004, 05:55 PM
Jirachi stoped him and everyone was at peace agen............
07/27/2004, 06:27 PM
until a giant mole named Chip came...
07/27/2004, 06:31 PM
and then left.........
07/27/2004, 06:33 PM
all in one quick instant...
07/27/2004, 06:36 PM
that took three years to happen........
07/27/2004, 06:42 PM
Last warning: any more bashing of other members or continually posting the same thing to derail the thread will get it locked.
Back on topic...
07/27/2004, 06:53 PM
But there realy is no real topic for this thread exept to add a sentains that in a way realtes to the one above it so how can this thread's topic be de-railed?
07/27/2004, 06:57 PM
Because of posts like YOUR posts, where 'everyone dies' or everything is 'crabapples'...the posts that keep being reported to the moderators...
07/27/2004, 07:01 PM
Then the Pidgeotto Trainer walked in for the first time in 40 pages and was shocked to find the most horrifying thing he had ever seen.
07/27/2004, 07:02 PM
and the snorlaxes agreed with him that it was a horror...
07/27/2004, 07:07 PM
but it wasnt, so i told stiney to get me a danish
07/27/2004, 07:12 PM
...from everyone's favorite donut shop, The...
07/27/2004, 07:17 PM
07/27/2004, 07:18 PM
07/27/2004, 07:20 PM
..., who's specialty donut is sweeping the nation, bigger than the craze of '95, commonly reffered to as...
07/27/2004, 07:26 PM
07/27/2004, 07:42 PM
ummm that made no sense....so i will replace his answer with mine
the donut awakening
07/27/2004, 07:43 PM
than I went into the donut shop and ordered a crab apple flovored donut but when I left the shop.........
07/27/2004, 08:21 PM
some fuzz came in and took the donut for free, and I had already paid for it, so...
07/27/2004, 10:39 PM
you got really mad and attacking the fuzz, causing it to...
07/28/2004, 01:05 AM
step on a metagross's toe. causing it to...
07/28/2004, 07:41 AM
got blown away because it was belly-button fuzz...... lol
07/28/2004, 07:47 AM
metal... flamming... belly button fuzz. OF DOOM!> >>>>>>>
and then it got blown into the world...
07/28/2004, 07:49 AM
Earth, but it was stoped by..........
07/28/2004, 05:57 PM
07/28/2004, 05:59 PM
...'s favorite talk show host, the infamous...
07/28/2004, 05:59 PM
07/28/2004, 06:03 PM
07/28/2004, 06:08 PM
who lived in prison.......
07/28/2004, 06:16 PM
The Prison Of Doom!!!!!!!!!!!!1[0ne]
07/28/2004, 06:28 PM
but one day she..........
07/28/2004, 06:44 PM
...decided to meet up with her dear friend, that one we know simply as...
[Mustid, you spelled "remember" incorrectly. So there, waterboy! >_< ]
07/28/2004, 06:46 PM
07/28/2004, 06:58 PM
's worse enamy........
07/28/2004, 07:21 PM
and they dueled until they fell, even though they were friends...
07/28/2004, 07:24 PM
20 years ago when they met at a...
07/28/2004, 07:24 PM
07/29/2004, 11:00 AM
They met at a monkey? Am I missing something?
07/29/2004, 05:39 PM
..." said the manager of The Monkey, New York's most exclusive night club, which...
07/29/2004, 06:01 PM
was closed down by Federal Authorities because of...
07/29/2004, 06:04 PM
they could not pay off there debts...
07/29/2004, 06:10 PM
07/29/2004, 07:03 PM
and instead paid with hamburgers, and that's why...
07/29/2004, 07:42 PM
metagross isn't hungry anymore......
07/29/2004, 07:44 PM
and the sky isn't being eatin.......
07/31/2004, 12:14 PM
because the Beldum doesn't want to eat them, so...
07/31/2004, 12:52 PM
by your own doing so.......
07/31/2004, 01:54 PM
and was laghed at and started using foul language that some mods should know!!!!!
So, I decided to...
07/31/2004, 02:02 PM
OMG, just shut up!!!!!!!
...and wanted to do something about it.
07/31/2004, 02:21 PM
So they phoned Disco Forretress, who was helping Soviet Mewtwo run a "Can You Beat Ken Jennings?" challenge...
07/31/2004, 07:11 PM
And LugiaCSC 04 got banned
07/31/2004, 07:25 PM
so we all danced to the sweet tunes of the Backstreet Boys...
07/31/2004, 07:32 PM
cuz LugiaCSC 04 wants it that way
07/31/2004, 09:39 PM
because he got banned
07/31/2004, 09:54 PM
so people got sick of the banned talk and banned it...
07/31/2004, 10:26 PM
but with nobody to be banned, everybody was perfect all the time, and always ate their vegetables when their moms asked them to, which resulted in the Great Brussel Sprout Plague of 2004.
07/31/2004, 11:43 PM
...which infected the world with devastation and...
07/31/2004, 11:47 PM
Mutatious Veggi creatures who rose from the toxic ooze of rotten Brussel Sprouts. They grew in number as the days went by and....
07/31/2004, 11:57 PM
eventually even overpowered the unstoppable New York Yankees...*gasp*
08/01/2004, 01:00 AM
Who went on to win all the World Serieses until the year 2099, with their salery cap at a Trillion$. But in the year 2100 they were defeted by the Geneticaly enhanced Red Soxs, Wich broke their curse. Breaking their curse ,however caused a...
08/01/2004, 01:29 AM
...flux in the space-time...
08/01/2004, 01:51 AM
continuim of string cheese, which proceeded to burst open and alter the course of history so that humans were turned into...
08/01/2004, 02:07 AM
...humans---oddly enough---but that didn't matter to little Johnny Jenkins, he was more concerned with the pressing issue of...
08/01/2004, 02:27 AM
eating the string cheese from the space-time flux, so he got a spork and a rhinocerous and...
08/01/2004, 08:37 AM
willy wonka... to help him eat of course... im not sure what the rhino is for tho...
08/01/2004, 10:49 AM
...ugh, however the string cheese they ate caused them to be sick. So...
08/01/2004, 11:04 AM
...George Bush won the election in 2004 causing...
08/01/2004, 11:40 AM
mass panic and every person who opposes Bush to move to Canada...
08/01/2004, 12:22 PM
....Where a lot of Pikachu and Snorlax were having a war so...
08/01/2004, 09:38 PM
they changed their flag from a maple leaf to...
08/01/2004, 09:42 PM
...A Snorlax beacause they hated Pikachu for some odd reason...
08/01/2004, 09:45 PM
and then made their slang form "...eh?" to...
08/01/2004, 09:54 PM
WTMF??? (What the maple fudge???) because all the American immigrants were starting to use the word "eh?"...
08/02/2004, 08:54 AM
......So all Pikachu turned into flying and surfing Pikachu and left to go to Hawaii......
08/02/2004, 09:38 AM
to participate in Tropical Mega Battle! But it was a one time event a couple years ago, so metagross killed him and...
08/02/2004, 09:58 AM
And the other Pikachu sent the Metagross away from Earth so he wouldn't come back so....
08/02/2004, 10:35 AM
a group of Tyranitars came along and ate all the Pikachus...
08/02/2004, 03:03 PM
and George Bush, who had just gotten reelected, sent the new-and-improved US Military to go destroy the Tyranitars, but the Tyranitars used their...
08/02/2004, 03:18 PM
breath to destroy Bush and his army and than everyone stoped talking about politics.............
08/02/2004, 03:20 PM
for 1 day because they all celeberatated in victory that Bush was overthrown...
08/02/2004, 03:21 PM
and the better Kerry took over..........
08/02/2004, 03:41 PM
...a local McDonalds, which...
08/02/2004, 04:07 PM
hired John Kerry to be their mascot: Ronald McDonald, because George W. Bush was clearly the better choice for president, and when I say better choice, what I mean is: right now he's winning in the polls so he's the better choice.
08/02/2004, 05:15 PM
But Kerry' clown buisness amused people, which made him rise above 'Dubya in the poll, so...
08/02/2004, 06:29 PM
George Bush dressed up in a monkey suit, which didn't make him look much different than normal, which amused people even MORE, so Dubya got the upper hand in the polls yet again...
08/02/2004, 06:32 PM
causing hilary clinton to fall in love with monkeybush
08/02/2004, 09:42 PM
08/03/2004, 09:28 AM
John Kerry slipped on a string cheese wrapper and rammed into Bush, causing him to fall over and expose himself for the almost-monkey he really was, so Hilary Clinton fell in love with Kerry, causing HIM to go up in the polls, and then...
08/03/2004, 10:06 AM
Bush got ticked off and walked over to Kerry, ready to duke it out...
08/03/2004, 02:27 PM
but he slipped on the banana peel of the banana he was just eating (he's a monkey, can you blame him?) and fell and cracked his skill, so the ref of the match (Snorlax) was forced to declare Kerry the winner...
08/03/2004, 02:41 PM
then Michael Moore came to celebrate Kerry's victory and brought beef which unknowingly contained Mad Cow disease in it, and both Moore and Kerry ate it...
08/03/2004, 02:54 PM
but luckily Kerry liked cows and was spared, but as for Moore...
08/03/2004, 03:32 PM
he has eatin by a duck..........
08/03/2004, 04:31 PM
08/03/2004, 08:33 PM
so the duck named Bob was running for president against a Chicken...
The Fat Kid
08/03/2004, 08:42 PM
and Stinky Charlie the drunken Hobo...
08/03/2004, 08:46 PM
...was the chicken's campaign manager, trained in the ancient ways of the political...
08/03/2004, 09:19 PM
[edit : DELORTED]
08/03/2004, 09:19 PM
(continuation of Psycho Lugia X's post) trained in the ancient ways of the political farting contest, which Strom Thurmond had won every year until this year, when the champions were...
08/03/2004, 09:20 PM
(lol woop same time!)
The string cheese ninjas
08/03/2004, 09:35 PM
who claimed the grand cash prize, a whopping seventy-three dollars and twenty-six cents, and then used the money to buy train tickets to ride the Imagination Express to the Magical World of String Cheese, where they met SuperWooper and =-->]-[0t (V)uStld<--=, who challenged them to a...
08/03/2004, 09:49 PM
string cheese eating contest... lol mmmmmm string cheeeeseee :P****
08/03/2004, 09:57 PM
and of course the String Cheese Ninjas were defeated by the awesome power of SuperWooper and the semi-awesome power of =-->]-[0t (V)uStld<--= (^_^ just messin' around), who had eaten so much string cheese that they came down with the horrible sickness called...
08/03/2004, 09:58 PM
ur mom..... 's disease, i guess :p
08/03/2004, 10:00 PM
but the doctors could find no cure for your mom's disease, so =-->]-[0t (V)uStld<--= suffered a horrible and painful fate: having to watch a seventy-two hour marathon of Yu-Gi-Oh...
08/03/2004, 10:04 PM
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1111" screamed =-->]-[0t (V)uSt|d<--=, since he hates yugioh so much
(3rd person is so awesome :D )
08/03/2004, 10:12 PM
but SuperWooper comes and saves the day by changing the channel to...
08/03/2004, 10:17 PM
cartoon network so =-->]-[0t (V)uSt|d<--= had to watch a seventy-two hour marathon of Case Closed
(Great Old-School Anime)
08/03/2004, 10:19 PM
which SuperWooper decided wasn't painful enough, so he switched it to Barney, which ironically, was not painful for =-->]-[0t (V)uStld<--= to watch at all, but actually enjoyable...
08/03/2004, 10:21 PM
auuuuu.....whooooo..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [incoherent babbling]
08/03/2004, 10:26 PM
and after =-->]-[0t (V)uStld<--= was done having his daily seisure, SuperWooper changed the channel to Bob the Duck's campaign speech for president, in which he attacked the clearly better canidate, Fred, the Chicken, and said Fred was actually not an American, so he couldn't run for president, but instead, Fred was from...
08/03/2004, 10:31 PM
The Magical World of String Cheese
08/03/2004, 10:36 PM
which immediately made him z00m ahead in the polls and win the election over Bob by a longshot, but Bob was thirsty for revenge, so he...
08/03/2004, 10:37 PM
shot him in the face with a lax0r guided knife launcher
08/03/2004, 10:39 PM
which probably really really really really really really...
08/03/2004, 10:41 PM
tasted like string cheese, in the testiclites (inside joke)
08/03/2004, 10:43 PM
and Fred died and went to heaven because it tasted so good...but only for a second, before he was kicked out and went to the place that isn't heaven and isn't Purgatory...yeah the other one...because he was involved in politics, which pretty much automatically means that you sin for a living...
08/03/2004, 10:47 PM
08/03/2004, 10:54 PM
Yeah. Um...Heaven and Frogger. Sooo, like I was saying...
Fred went to Frogger and was consumed by everlasting flames...er...traffic jams, and suffered eternally under the omnipotent eye of the Kung Cheese Master, Cheddar Chan, who had starred in several (really horrible) movies, such as "The String Cheese Medalion", which was actually Fred's second favorite movie, but his favorite movie of all time was...
08/03/2004, 10:55 PM
GO FROGGER GO, AVOID THOSE SNAKES AND CARS, YOUUUUU CAN DOOOOO EEEEEET
yes, it is a great movie
08/03/2004, 10:57 PM
and Fred watched this movie in the Underworld called Frogger, and called out to Stiney, his personal buttler, and told him to get him a danish, but Stiney filled the danish with...
08/03/2004, 10:58 PM
thousands of the new cd player.....s? that I just got, ooooo my cd player is.... sexy *shizers due to so much sexiness* ;)
08/03/2004, 11:05 PM
and when Fred ate those CD players, he suddenly found that he could sing really really well, so he went on American Idol and Simon said his voice sounded like "the chorus of thousands of CD players", and he went on to make it big and release his first album, entitled...
08/03/2004, 11:08 PM
STRING CHEESE SUCKS!!! which sold over 1,000,000...
(jk about the string cheese thing...
08/03/2004, 11:11 PM
string cheese sticks, because just hearing the words "string cheese" next to each other only made the people want to buy string cheese more, because string cheese is almost as 1337 as...
(Nah, whatever. It doesn't matter to me if you insult string cheese *sobs*. I'll just go over there and do my deep breathing excersizes...*body starts shaking from crying*)
The Fat Kid
08/04/2004, 06:43 AM
fhqwhgads who really doesn't care for string cheese, so Super Wooper and =-->]-[0t (V)uSt|d<--= beat her over the head with Knifechucks, until she screamed out the magical words or Tee Tee, which transported them to the year 20X6, where in which they grew blue hair (cause you gotta have blue hair) and learned to make there mouth look very teeny tiny when they were closed but ridiculously huge when they make any sort of noise so they could...
08/04/2004, 09:20 AM
eat watermelons whole...
08/04/2004, 09:53 AM
Jeez quit with the strongbad crap. i'm supprized you havn't pulled a trogdor reference yet...
Watermelons whole? the snorlax said as it died.
08/04/2004, 10:17 AM
than it got confused..........
08/04/2004, 10:55 AM
and everyone on the Pokegym went and signed up to Mew Master's forums to spam it...
08/04/2004, 11:12 AM
and I was happy for all the members and posts :)
08/04/2004, 12:24 PM
and the members were happy because they got to do some quality spamming about how string cheese was really awesome...
08/04/2004, 01:11 PM
adn then got high off of it...
08/04/2004, 01:29 PM
because they had seen too many weebl and bob episodes that involved getting high on cheese...
08/04/2004, 01:44 PM
....so an evil Mightyena vanquished all the string cheese on the planet to end the madness for good so....
08/04/2004, 02:01 PM
SuperWooper had string cheese withdrawl and eventually died from the shock...
08/04/2004, 02:04 PM
....So we had a proper funeral and life went on sadly....
08/04/2004, 02:35 PM
...to Wal-Mart and...
08/04/2004, 02:39 PM
behind the Wal-Mart, people found the cardboard box I had lived in before I had passed away...
08/04/2004, 02:41 PM
...so we made a monument to SooperWooper and......
08/04/2004, 02:47 PM
spelled my name wrong on the monument, causing my ghost to become very...
08/04/2004, 02:55 PM
...angry but then I said I was sorry and would get the evil Mightyena to bring back all the string cheese so the ghost became happy and.....
Note:Very Funny. I spell your name wrong and you make my r in Metal Master capital. If you want to do it fast just put MM.
08/04/2004, 03:36 PM
laughed that Metal Master took the capitalization of the last letter of his SN so seriously, as his fits of laughter caused him to...
08/04/2004, 04:31 PM
wish for candyI wish for candy, lot's and lot's of candy
Also you can't use the name MM because that's what people already call me.
08/04/2004, 05:06 PM
and eating all the candy made him fat, so he tried the ever-popular diet program...
08/04/2004, 05:08 PM
... but he wound up eating the diet program when he got hungry...
08/04/2004, 05:14 PM
so my ghost died (again) of obesity and was sent into the afterlife where he was forever tortured using...
08/04/2004, 05:26 PM
08/05/2004, 01:39 AM
WHICH HAD lax0r guided knife launcherS THAT THEY USED TO SHOOT lax0r guided knives AT YOU MOM SO SHE IMPLODED AND SHE WENT TO FROGGER BECAUSE SHE DIDNT GIVE U THE ALLOWANCE THAT SHE OWED YOU BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT U WERE A LITTLE BASTID AND THAT U WATCHED TOO MUCH LUPIN III AND THAT THAT SHOW WAS BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE IT HAD AN ALMOST NAKES LADY IN IT AND ONLY DADDY CAN WATCH THAT SHOW BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO WATCH IT AND THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO BED BECAUSE IT WAS LATE BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN AND THEN SHE HIT U WITH A lax0r guided knife IN UR FACE BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT UR FACE WAS UR WEAKNESS AND THAT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF BREATH SO I WENT TO FROGGER TOO...
08/05/2004, 02:15 AM
sawed the unowns
08/05/2004, 07:36 AM
which gratified you by spelling out the word :unknown-t :unknown-h :unknown-a :unknown-n :unknown-k :unknown-s
08/05/2004, 07:40 AM
But before anyone could see it the "S" fell off and it read THANK, so everyone was confused so...
08/05/2004, 09:12 AM
they decided to throw a surprise birthday party for...
08/05/2004, 09:21 AM
Unown R, 'cause it found it's way to america...
08/05/2004, 11:25 AM
Unfortunately there were a couple of hungry Mankeys sitting where the Unkown Rs arrived and they ripped them apart to look like little celery sticks and then dipped them in Ranch Dressing for a tasty mid-day snack, but then...
08/05/2004, 03:58 PM
one of the unknowns had an allergic reaction to celery, so...
08/05/2004, 05:18 PM
it exploded, startling the Mankeys so much that...
08/05/2004, 06:08 PM
they inploded... then exploded.... twice
08/05/2004, 07:04 PM
than leftploded and rightploded and upploded and downploded and dialonalploded.........
08/05/2004, 07:26 PM
and because you had made up so many words, you head a-splode
08/05/2004, 07:29 PM
......so I decided anyone may call me MM for short so.....
08/05/2004, 07:30 PM
but i decided to call u the guy with the pikachu avatar... cuz it was... easier
08/05/2004, 07:31 PM
I got mad because MM is my name for short and first come first serve...........
EDIT: double post o.0
than I listened to PIRN, Pokemon Internet Radio Network........
08/05/2004, 07:34 PM
which i have never listened to since pokemon music is teh s uck
08/05/2004, 07:38 PM
o.0 how can you like Pokemon and hate music based on it? "The Song Of Jigglypuff" was on when I posted this message 0.0 it's from the first sound track so thay could play "If Only Tears Could Bring You Back" my second favorite song.
but I was wrong so I listened to PIRN...........
08/05/2004, 07:41 PM
...so since Mew Master has(or should)copyrighted MM I will be known as the Steel Pikachu so.....
08/05/2004, 07:43 PM
than Steel Pikachu was givin a party from MM for letting him keep his nick name.........
08/05/2004, 07:44 PM
but metal master is allowed to take MM since Mew Maser is obv hwthinh....
08/05/2004, 07:45 PM
but sence no one else calls my hwthnh but calls me MM it's my true nickname.......
08/05/2004, 07:46 PM
and made a petition about it and marketed MM as a vicious organization, otherwise known as...
08/05/2004, 07:47 PM
08/05/2004, 07:47 PM
08/05/2004, 07:47 PM
because I'm advertising my forum on my sig.............
08/05/2004, 07:49 PM
and thereby wished that I had my own telemarketing...
08/05/2004, 07:50 PM
and then a yokeegeogeobubububububugahga monster ate them....
08/05/2004, 07:51 PM
but than it got ate by the monster called zdfjklgdfkvgdfgbfhvg.............
08/05/2004, 07:53 PM
which was really just MM typing randomly on the keyboard...
08/05/2004, 07:54 PM
..and so the Steel Pikachu decided to hold a create a card contest to decide which monster was better so they could promote contests around the world so...
08/05/2004, 07:55 PM
everyone could slam there hand on the keyboard like this:jkbnjknxbfjkhzxvjkhbv..............
08/05/2004, 07:58 PM
and Mew Master and the Steel Pikachu became great friends(well at least we are not enemies)so....
08/05/2004, 07:59 PM
Steel Pikachu joined my forum......
please SP? I only have 5 members and 79 posts and 18 topics.
08/05/2004, 07:59 PM
and threw the first one back up because it gave him gas...
08/05/2004, 08:04 PM
and then a giant burrito ate a peice of a toilet...
08/05/2004, 08:05 PM
and never needed to go again in his whole life (about 2.3 seconds)...
08/05/2004, 08:09 PM
.....and then an evil rabbit took over the world so...
08/05/2004, 08:11 PM
sonic ran at a speed of light trying to tell amy too....
08/05/2004, 08:13 PM
....defeat the evil rabbit's arch rival the evil squirrel so.....
08/05/2004, 08:13 PM
shadow can eat some more of the evil muffins poisoined with ekans'.......
08/05/2004, 08:16 PM
.....and live on an evil planet so...
08/05/2004, 08:21 PM
he could now finally kill peach cause she is such a little...
08/05/2004, 08:26 PM
....goody goody so....
08/05/2004, 08:29 PM
he wanted to kick her big fat..
08/05/2004, 08:36 PM
head, because she's got too much junk in it...
08/05/2004, 08:37 PM
included of mario pictures, pictures of mario having...
08/05/2004, 09:20 PM
a session with Luigi while they were drinking...
08/05/2004, 10:45 PM
dnL and playing Counter-Strike...
08/06/2004, 12:07 AM
...using the worst computers known to man, located at...
Blue Falcon 07
08/06/2004, 04:14 AM
...McDonalds in Leesburg....
08/06/2004, 06:41 AM
across of burger king, where bowser was eating a smelly piece of..
The Fat Kid
08/06/2004, 07:26 AM
08/06/2004, 07:50 AM
which was made by french ppl, and french is where a big fat fraligator lives, the fraligators name is....
The Fat Kid
08/06/2004, 07:59 AM
08/06/2004, 08:02 AM
and bob likes to suck on big fat....
The Fat Kid
08/06/2004, 08:55 AM
(Oh man thats sounds wrong but it wasn't meant too...)
08/06/2004, 09:11 AM
...and since Diglet are hairy, Bob spent a good 3 and a half hours hawkin up hairballs...
08/06/2004, 09:19 AM
which looked as gross as castforms little round...
08/06/2004, 10:10 AM
...chin growths so Bob picked them up and went to the bowling alley...
where he got a turkey (3 strikes in a row)
08/06/2004, 10:21 AM
and he ate the turkey, which was so disguisting it made his throw up on snorlaxs little black...
08/06/2004, 01:32 PM
zit, which swelled to 1000 times its original size and detached from Snorlax and went to dictator school but he failed because while he was there...
08/06/2004, 03:22 PM
... a Cacnea ran into the zit and made him pop, so zit juice went all over and...
08/06/2004, 03:31 PM
.....spongebob soaked it all up by accident. So spongebob turned an aweful color of...
08/06/2004, 03:42 PM
...white and nasty green so Sandy came and ka-ra-tay chopped Spongebob, so...
08/06/2004, 05:53 PM
...they went to court and eventually got the judge to rule that...
08/06/2004, 06:17 PM
Patrick was guilty of manslaughter, and the jury threw peanuts at him...
08/06/2004, 07:09 PM
and Patrick was allergic to peanuts, so he turned blue and exploded...
08/06/2004, 07:10 PM
causing some people to be allergic to tomatoes, so...
08/06/2004, 09:34 PM
...Fifth Dawn caused a major hault to Magic: The Gathering's production, with a major recall claiming Magic's profits and...
[If you know a little about Magic and their expansion codenames, you'll know what I mean.]
08/06/2004, 10:28 PM
thereby creates Magic: another legend and...
08/06/2004, 10:47 PM
then WOTC became bankrupt...
08/06/2004, 11:05 PM
and he store in the Wesminister is transformed into a prom dress shoppe with all remains...
08/07/2004, 10:58 AM
is this song "why do i want to be like jonny poopoo pants? because he has a good bod and is good at dance, and why do all the ladies want to do the touch with him? because he has a 200 foot slim jim"
08/07/2004, 07:03 PM
...which became the next Macarena and...
08/07/2004, 07:21 PM
......the evil rabbit and the evil squirrel did it till their fur fell off and.....
08/07/2004, 07:26 PM
....and then the evil rabbit slapped Metal Master for watching them while they did it...
08/07/2004, 07:29 PM
....and the evil squirrel bit infested to for watching so they went to a pizza parlor and got a bunch of apple pies and threw them at each other starting the apple pie war so......
08/07/2004, 07:32 PM
....and then one of the pizza parlors went in metal master's face and it made the sound**** splat***...
08/07/2004, 07:34 PM
........And all the pichu were vanquished so.....
08/07/2004, 07:40 PM
... Ash's pikachu and a wild pikachu got really freaky and had about one kajillion children and Ash's pikachu was so tired that it died soooo...
08/07/2004, 07:40 PM
Jirachi woke up and mew wished he wasn't so weak so he could kick mewtwo's little pink...
08/07/2004, 07:43 PM
... twinkie all the way to Pluto so that he would freeze and all the weird space aliens could do what they usually do to unwanted visitors, which is...
08/07/2004, 07:53 PM
have lots n lots of fun using their hair digletts, which reminded mewtwo of that one incident he had with deoxys which was...
08/07/2004, 07:55 PM
08/07/2004, 07:58 PM
when deoxys entered his special mode, called....
08/07/2004, 08:02 PM
08/07/2004, 08:07 PM
which made him do a fusion with flygon, but flygon's tails went right up deoxys...
08/07/2004, 08:20 PM
...nostrils!!!(what did u want me to say, lol) so a whole load of boogers came out deoxy's...
08/07/2004, 08:21 PM
ears, which made people squirm like...
08/07/2004, 08:25 PM
... Mewtwo's little pink twinkie...
08/07/2004, 08:29 PM
which was made of 100% hairy...
08/07/2004, 08:30 PM
08/07/2004, 08:33 PM
adn the flygon had so mode darn hair on his big fat...
08/07/2004, 08:36 PM
...snausage (god is this ever getting gross) that evil canadians controlled by mewtwo are sent out to destroy...
08/07/2004, 08:38 PM
the much hairer but slightly smaller, hotdog! it now resides inside of salamence.
08/07/2004, 08:44 PM
... who then gets rid of the hot dog by crapping it out and using it as fertilizer for...
08/07/2004, 10:33 PM
08/08/2004, 06:27 AM
...which made no sense because "your mom" isn't a garden, so the fertilizer was moved to...
08/08/2004, 06:31 AM
ash's mom's garden when mr. mime...
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