One Sentence Add On

[mysterioustrainer]

With a new forum, the best way to keep this totally spoofed up party going is to start it again. And with our new color and font options we should be able to have some fun with it.

Well okay here we go...

One day I was walking through the forest...

[White Gryphon]

...when all of a sudden I learned that Dory had been put through the laminator, the Dory I had spent three days drawing, assembling, and coloring, and the evil laminator lady had messed her up terribly. So I went over to MTM's house and...

[jdb728]

Poured myself a bowl of Fruit Loops, but there was no more milk, so I...

[Dek]

went to the local store and met Arthas Zero for the first time. I was so shocked that I...

[Carrington388]

turned into Unowns.

Best viewed with the Unown font, part of a package at fakecard.com. If you have the font and can't decipher the text, the post reads "turned into Unowns."

[White Gryphon]

Realizing the newfound power I have inside my new body (bodies?), I began spelling out nasty words in public...

[Carrington388]

And the public ran for cover.

[Extreme Espeon]

I continued turning into Unowns into the night until a huge mob of people came looking very angry and they.......

[Dek]

called upon Arthas Zero, who transformed into HUNTER ARTHAS ZERO, who then vanquished the Unown once and for all. Suddenly, on the other side of the earth...

[jdb728]

Monkey's started eating cheese, but the cheese was moldy, so the monkey's decided to...

[Carrington388]

mutate into Unowns.

[TRCassidy]

Once they had become fully formed Unowns, they set off to London for afternoon tea with the Queen.

[Carrington388]

Little did they know was that, during afternoon tea the previous day, the Queen led a mass burning of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and planned to do it again the next day.

[Satoshi]

The Unowns, being Pokémon characters, didn't care that YuGiOh cards were being burned and even voltunteered to light the bonfire. :D

[mysterioustrainer]

But all the Unowns couldn't start a fire because all they knew was hidden power which fired at me, and transformed me into a girl.

(Why do I do this to myself?)

[PokemonCardSell]

Which was not good. I then started chasing the unknowns and then they turned around and stared at me. Glowing in purple light I had no clue what they were doing to me. Then suddenly I started lifting off the ground in this purple glowing light then suddenly the unknowns started...

[White Gryphon]

...ranting about wanting to "Do The Hustle".

[jdb728]

But then they got bored with the hustle, so they decided to disco, but they couldn't find a disco ball, so they...

[PokemonCardSell]

did the cha-cha slide instead.

[Dek]

then chaos spread all over the world. When HUNTER ARTHAS ZERO came to the scene, he was powerless because...

[yoshi1001]

...the village people had stolen...

[White Gryphon]

...another village's idiot, who was...

[PokemonCardSell]

a dumb-founded alakazam...

[yoshi1001]

-type thing. Then out of nowhere, Dick Clark...

[rebellee1187]

drew his mighty Electric sword, which...

[Pokemonboy2003]

...destroyed the galexy of "Jiberwhatchamacolit" which caused the empire of Sardienoise to destroy the milky way, thinking we were all milk people living there...

[White Gryphon]

...while somewhere a long distance away, Dory blinked.

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, back on the farm...

[Team Rocket Elite]

Mewtwo called out to the world.

[The Dark Llama]

Raised all Warrior Monsters attack by 800! This also summoned the great and powerful Porygon3 from the last post of the last One-Sentence Add-On!


(hey all, I'm baaaack)

[Team Rocket Elite]

The Porygon3 went on a rampage destroying everything.

[Carrington388]

However, Porygon3 didn't touch any of London, or so people think, as Porygon3 started the fire needed for the Yu-Gi-Oh card burning while passing by!

[Pokemonboy2003]

The yu-gi-oh! cards didnt like that, so they went on a rampage of mass distruction, then mr. crocker, fromthe school, said...

[yoshi1001]

"Stop! Hammertime!" Which was code for...

[Carrington388]

"Hail Giovanni."

[Team Rocket Elite]

Team Rocket then proceeded to swarm over London.

[White Gryphon]

But then, they were mistaken for the Beatles...

[yoshi1001]

Due to their insane haircuts.

[BPM]

But one they realized they weren't the Beatles, they fed Team Rocket to Trogdor the Burninator**. However...


NOTE:If you don't know who Trogdor is, go to HomestarRunner.com, and check out Strong Bad's E-mail "Dragon".

[White Gryphon]

...when they were later invaded by Team Aqua, which was led by...

[mysterioustrainer]

the Unowns, giving me a chance to chase them down and force them to change me back into a guy, however Brock got in my way because I was still a transformed girl that he couldn't resist.

[SailorClef]

but suddenly, WILD MISSINGNO APPEARED!

[The Dark Llama]

and glitched the post! kajkjsiqijquiqjiqsjiq!!

[SailorClef]

causing porygon3 to...

[The Dark Llama]

use it's deadly Tri-Maple Bar attack against nick15's Avatar! ( http://www.pokegym.net/image.php?u=8&dateline=1059943198 )

[rebellee1187]

The Yu-gi-oh burning people in London were not sad to see it go, and to appease Pokemon everywhere, they burned more cards with renewed intensity, which...

[godhunter]

caused a Yugi and Kaiba to turn into Pokemon trainers. Yugi asked Prof. Oak for a starting pokemon, while Kaiba asked Prof. Elm for a starting pokemon. So the 2 Professors gave them...

[PokemonCardSell]

nothing.

[Carrington388]

Yugi then joined Team Rocket, along with Joey, Tea, and Mai.

Kaiba, however, was more fortunate. After Elm refused to give Kaiba a Pokémon, he went to Birch, who gave Kaiba a Mudkip.

[Satoshi]

The Mudkip, however, turned out to be nothing more than Gary Coleman in a Mudkip costume and upon realizing this, Kaiba threw the child-star (and possible governor of CA) to the ground and said...

[yoshi1001]

"I am woman, hear me roar!"

[BPM]

But then Seto Kaiba remembered that he hails from the Yu-Gi-Oh! cartoon/comic. Not Ranma 1/2, El Goonish Shive, or any other cartoons or comics with gender changing. So, he then said...

[SailorClef]

that he would join the cast of sailor moon (which contains gender changing in japanese if you didn't know XDD)

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

(BREAKING NEWS, At 7:15 Pm Pacific, The 94-page One Sentence Add-On of the Wizards pokegym was.....Locked! If any of you missed it, the last 7 pages were of 3 members trying to get the last post for hours starting the night of Aug 8th.
After "40 Hours overtime.....The saga continues" the last post before the lock by the winner... ME. :D
I now bring you to your regularly scheduled programming)

But forgot that he was the American version of Kaiba & didn't know Japanese

[Satoshi]

So instead, Kaiba simply used Polymerization to merge the child star and two of his Blue Eyes White Dragon into...Blue Eyes Ultimate Coleman!

Heh. :D

[mysterioustrainer]

Dumbfounded by all of this, Sonic the Hedgehog decided to...

[Cyrus]

...Chill to the cool, magnetic grooves of, "Smashing Live"!

[mysterioustrainer]

Then, Dr. Eggman kipnapped me and...

[yoshi1001]

forced me to write...

[White Gryphon]

...a love letter to Dory.

[BPM]

Dory's expression to this letter was most unexpected. As Dory then said...

[White Gryphon]

..."Can you even fathom what it's like to be able to...

[yoshi1001]

jump 20 feet into the air?"

[mysterioustrainer]

So I wrote back saying, "Yes I do know, I watch Slingshot on American Gladiators."

[The Dark Llama]

while playing the fiddle with your toes.

[Dek]

Disgusted by this, Arthas Zero (somehow) regained his power, destroyed Dr. Robotnik's machine and saved myterioustrainer.



P.S. Robotnik is Eggman's original name

[Carrington388]

When mysterioustrainer was saved and reverted to his original self, however, the polymerization wore off, and Blue Eyes White Dragon and Gary Coleman unfused.

Kaiba went back to Birch and got another Mudkip. This Mudkip, unlike others, knew...

[yoshi1001]

how to tap dance.

[GuardianTIM]

Fred Estaire (a real-world top-notch dancer) was so jealous that he decided to...

[SailorClef]

set us up the bomb

[White Gryphon]

(You're the... 2nd person I've had to tell this to! It's "set UP US the bomb", not "set US UP the bomb"!!!)

...and send us on the way to destruction.

[TRCassidy]

When suddenly, rabid Canadians....

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

being chased by wild mooses

[SailorClef]

and the "Yo! CHAMP in making!" guy

[White Gryphon]

...decided to hold a Digimon card burning, since all the YuGiOh cards had already been wiped out of existance.

[The Dark Llama]

and who else to show up than AlGore2, saying he invented fire. As the crowd started throwing things at him for being so annoying, Porygon3 with Splash, Splash2 Splash3 and Tri Maple Bar Attack lept to his defense and learned a new attack, the attack was...

[yoshi1001]

the psychic shuffle.

[White Gryphon]

...which involved confusing the nearby wildlife as well as dealing 20 damage to each BASE jumper in play.

[Carrington388]

...and turning the wildlife into Unowns.

For those of you that can't read the Unown font, it says "...and turning the wildlife into Unowns."

[PokemonCardSell]

Causing havic to everyone in the nearby village

[yoshi1001]

...by depriving them of...

[White Gryphon]

...their super-adhesive hydrogen-powered maple bars.

[SailorClef]

which, of course, were invented by Al Gore2

[GuardianTIM]

'SD PokéMom' came to the rescue by...

[yoshi1001]

swinging on a vine and...

[mysterioustrainer]

complaining to me on why I had the nerve of starting this topic here, and so she banned the Unown so that I could not transform back into my original self.

[TRCassidy]

But all of a sudden, the great King Pika and the Oingo Boingo Weedle...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

wished Pidgeotto Trainer a happy birthday before they
(It is my birthday :D )

[meb8000]

Tapped into Al Gore2's secret cloning lab to make a thousand Weedles, which then evolved into....

[Carrington388]

red Unown.

If you can't read Unown, it says "red Unown."

[Android17a]

which then proceeded to the day care centre to breed with all of those juicy young pikachu girls...

[Dark_Platypus]

causing strange eggs to be formed. then, after they hatched, they turned out to be amysterious pokemon shaped like a red pikachu, yet with only one eye and a different letter on every one. each one knew the attack....

[yoshi1001]

hidden power, which they used...

[White Gryphon]

often, much to the dismay of the local...

[Carrington388]

regular Pikachu.

Meanwhile, the black Unown formed from wildlife reverted back to their old selves. But...

[White Gryphon]

...they still had problems remembering important things, like...

[yoshi1001]

...where the other sock was.

[Carrington388]

Meanwhile, Upper Deck shipped a new load of Yu-Gi-Oh cards to stores, where the people running the bonfire snapped them up like hotcakes and threw them on the fire that now contained Digimon cards.

The red one-eyed Pikachu-like Pokémon were attracted to the flames of the burning and...

[White Gryphon]

...started chanting in a monotonous voice, "

[SailorClef]

roll that beautiful bean footage!

[yoshi1001]

And so they did, allowing Duke to...

[BPM]

...combine their powers, summoning Captain Planet. To which Captain Planet said...

[The Dark Llama]

"¡que la fuerza te acompañe!"

[Dark_Platypus]

(huh?)

of course which no english-only speaking person understands..so in their fury the one-eyed red pikachu/unown things jumped into the fire. it turned out that their tails were actually lit fuses, and the creatures were bombs which then blew up, destroying....

[Dek]

all buildings with Upper Deck in their name. This also caused the cancelation of Yu-Gi-Oh once and for all. Arthas Zero was so happy, he decided to...

[yoshi1001]

Throw a big party with...

[Dek]

his Nintendo game collection

[Carrington388]

...minus his Yu-Gi-Oh GBA titles, of course.

However, out of the fire came one-eyed blue Pikachu that looked like the red ones. They went straight for Bandai to destroy the...

[White Gryphon]

...non-living objects inside.

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, back in Toledo...

[SailorClef]

superman was throwing a cop into a manhole

[TRCassidy]

while singing Lady Marmalade. Suddenly, more rabid Canadians....

[White Gryphon]

...began to realise that the foam coming from their mouths wasn't shaving cream, but...

[yoshi1001]

whipped cream, which made them...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

start throwing...

[BPM]

... banana cream pies. To this, their opponents, the Rabid Americans, were going to...


(Hey. You gotta have both rabid Americans and Canadians! It's more fun that way!)

[Sea Crobat]

eat pies.

[yoshi1001]

However, in order to do this...

[Android17a]

they had to strip and do the ritual dance of the...

[Carrington388]

Raichu.

Jirachi and Deoxys arived at the scene to stop the quarrel, but...

[The Dark Llama]

the sudden conversion of a Skitty to a fireball stopped everything!

[yoshi1001]

This resulted in a lawsuit between...

[BPM]

... they realized they left the oven on at home. So they then decided to...


(Don't you hate it when that happens?)

[Dark_Platypus]

go home and turn off the oven. however, they were blocked by deoxys and jirachi, who summoned Porygon3 with Splash, Splash2, Splash3 and the dreaded Tri-Maple Bar attack. Porygon3 attacked them, which caused....

[SailorClef]

massive explosions of donuts

[rebellee1187]

which led to an explosion in the cop poulation, much to the dismay of the dugtrio council, who...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

were on vacation doing...

[Android17a]

their ironing, using a small, purple...

[BPM]

... cotton swab. Although, after a few minutes, they realized...

[Sea Crobat]

it was a Diglett nose.

[yoshi1001]

However, this was not entirely unexpected, because...

[Dek]

evolution made them do that in the first place.

[mysterioustrainer]

Meanwhile, Nick15 gathered all seven Chaos Emeralds and the Master Emerald which allowed him to...

"The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power. Power is enriched by the heart. The controller is the one that unifies the Chaos." ~Tikal

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

summon his avatar!

[White Gryphon]

This resulted in a certain someone choosing to run for governor in California.

[The Dark Llama]

and that someone was the Dark Magician Girl!

[Carrington388]

Arnold Schwartzenegger then punched Dark Magician Girl all the way to Portland, Maine, for intruding on his campaign.

[Dek]

"Hasta La Vista, Baby," he said. Then, Dark Magician Girl said "I'll be back." Enraged by the fact that his second famous line was stolen, Arnold decided to...

[Team Rocket Elite]

vent his anger by volenteering at the Soup Kitchen!

[Sea Crobat]

Then the Dark Magician Girl with and army of 100 Dark Magician,Magician of Black Choas,and 99 more Dark Magicain Girls took her revenge.

[Dark_Platypus]

they mobbed Arnold, or who they thought to be Arnold, but it turned out to be the Terminator! Terminator used his newest weapon, Tri Maple Bar Attack, which knocked back all the Dark Magician variations. However, this severely ****** off all the Kuriboh's and Red Eyes Black Metal Dragons, which caused them to attack Terminator, who was then ripped to pieces by the Kuriboh's, and his pieces blown away by the REBMD's Flash Flare Blast!

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, at a nearby disco...

[Carrington388]

...technicians were installing a crystal Pineco on the ceiling as a disco ball. The Pineco would eventually be known as the "disco Pineco."

[White Gryphon]

However, this reminder of times past caused the Red Eyes Black Metal Dragons to think about stuff like Voltron and G-Force, which melted their brains and sent them to the graveyard.

[Sea Crobat]

Just to be brought back as Demons of irjglkfghfjkdnfljgjsugfjk.

[yoshi1001]

However, this resulted in...

[Dark_Platypus]

the Kuriboh's to become even more ****** off because their REBMD friends had been turned into zombies. And so they rampaged through the world, until they found a time portal in the middle of Siberia! The Kuriboh's thought they could go back in time to save their REBMD friends, but after they jumped in they were transported to Tsarist Russia!

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Where they decided to self-destruct which irratated the Disco Pineco since Pineco are much better self-destructers.

[mysterioustrainer]

Master Trainer Dave and Master Trainer Jimmer (from Pokemon Orgranized Play) decided to take a trip on their...

[White Gryphon]

...magical mystery shagadelic, um... Yugo.

[Dark_Platypus]

which was in fact the flaming Skitty that Dark Llama lit up a few pages ago!

[Sea Crobat]

So he could summon the Flamecatty

[Carrington388]

...but he couldn't because the flaming Skitty's flame had turned to ice.

Ice Skitty then went to the Pineco Nightclub (the nightclub with the Disco Pineco), but scared the...

[Dark_Platypus]

pineco-discoball....thing. The pineco-discoball was so shocked by the frozen flameskitty that it used selfdestruct, a selfdestruct so powerful is wiped out the entire town! This angered the now-zombie Red Eyes Black Metal Dragons so much that they destroyed yet a second town in their search for their Kuriboh friends.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

But the Kuriboh were now hiding from the Zombie Red Eyes Black Metal Dragons because the Kuriboh were afraid of zombies.

[The Dark Llama]

And while a lone Tyrogue set off a small nuke, a puddle of cheese began singing...

[yoshi1001]

"I'm walking on sunshine"

[The Dark Llama]

yet as Wobuffet put its hand on its head, it murmured...

[Dark_Platypus]

"hey. didn't those Kuriboh already self destruct?"

[Carrington388]

Meanwhile, in the ruins of the nightclub, the Disco Pineco lay silently, staring up at the sky, looking for...

[mysterioustrainer]

more Pokemon Cards because his collection doesn't match to my collection of exactly 11,980 cards.

(Yeah I finished my inventory of my collection.)

[Dark_Platypus]

how anyone could possibly get 11,980 Pokémon cards? he thought. Maybe he stole them all, or has a *&#$load of cash!

[Sea Crobat]

Just thinking of it made him explode and evolve into.....

[Dark_Platypus]

Disco Foretress! He became angry and fired Disco Spikes at everyone, causing mass havoc in the city. The Frozen Fireskitty from the previous page of the One Sentence add on became angry as well, and used Tri-Attack to Freeze, electrocute and burn the disco forretress. being a steel pokemon, forretress was severely hurt by the fire part and was knocked out. Its subconscious mind decided to have forretress explode, destroying the already-destroyed-but-was-now-being-rebuilt town!

[The Dark Llama]

yet despite this, the great Flying Slowpoke began to...

[Carrington388]

...escort the Disco Forretress out of the rubble, using a Flamethrower on Ice Skitty at the same time. Ice Skitty fainted.

Flying Slowpoke took Disco Forretress to...

[yoshi1001]

eat lard.

[XFlare]

Until Chipper Jones use King Nidoking to attack flying slowpoke and Disco Forretress causing a tiny Cleffa to...

[The Dark Llama]

invert

[Dark_Platypus]

which turned it into DARK CLEFFA! DARK CLEFFA went on a mad rampage, killing King Nidoking, Flying Slowpoke, Disco forretress, and the Frozen Fireskitty. Hapy with its accomplishment, DARK CLEFFA let out an evil laugh, "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" This awakened Porygron3 with Splash, Splash2, Splash3 and Tri-MapleBar attack, which came in and used all 4 of its attacks simultaneously, completely vaporizing DARK CLEFFA. This caused........

[Carrington388]

...King Nidoking, Flying Slowpoke, and the Disco Forretress to come back to life, and Ice Skitty to evolve into a normal Delcatty when it came back to life.

Flying Slowpoke took Disco Forretress to a new nightclub, where...

[Gh0st11]

dead turtle-skunks were stripping.

[Sea Crobat]

There were lots of them....

[yoshi1001]

until the cops showed up and cited them for...

[Dark_Platypus]

stripping! the skunks were so angry, they let loose their stinky spray-stuff and KO'd the cops! then they ran for it!

[The Dark Llama]

it was then that yoshi1001 began to....

[Carrington388]

...try to respark a special element in the now normal Delcatty that was Fire Skitty and then Ice Skitty.

[mysterioustrainer]

After getting home from work, smelling like used espresso grounds and entirely pumped on tazo ice tea, I discovered that there is now another Pokémon Trainer (Gh0st11) which made be become protective of my hard earn offical status of being the...

GREATESTPOKéMONTRAINER IN THESTATEOF WYOMING!

[Dark_Platypus]

what that has to do with Delcatty, no one knows. Except, maybe, the Soviet Mewtwo from WizPog!! Soviet Mewtwo decided to make mysterioustrainer the best Pokémon trainer in all of wyoming again, then used his nukes to destroy Ghost11!

[The Dark Llama]

but as King Pika exclaimed, "Life is like a box of chocolates...

[XFlare]

...one day Mysterious trainer is the best pokemon trainer in all of wyoming, next thing you know, there is a big tough poisonous sort of humanlike rabbit playing major leage baseball. Meanwhile, at the Atlanta Braves batting and infield practice, the Brave's infielders were practicing diving for balls when Vinny Castilla sprained his ankle! :( The braves were in a problem because they didn't have a 3rd baseman besides Chipper Jones who plays left field now. So they decided to have King Nidoking play 3rd. Later that night; King Pika turned on the TV and a Braves game was on. King Nidoking was up to bat. "It's the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, braves are down by two, and King Nidoking is batting," said the announcer, "heres the pitch, and it is slammed into left field, home run!!! Braves win!!!! That ball went all the way to..."

[Dark_Platypus]

the moon! This made the Clefairy on the moon curious about the small white and red sphere, so they invented their own version of Baseball, where instead of mits, they used Cleffa's to catch the fly balls! Each time a Cleffa was hit in the face by a ball, it would teleport to earth and wait for Dark Llama to detonate it!

[The Dark Llama]

so of course, this made a very long line of Cleffa, but as The Dark Platypus was sending Cleffa from the moon, AlGore2 was.....

[yoshi1001]

waiting for them.

[Dark_Platypus]

For once they arrived, AlGore2 would steal them from the Dark Llama and use them as food for his Porygon3 which knew Splash, Splash2, Splash3 and Tri-Maple Bar attack. So, AlGore2 hid in a sewer near where the Cleffa were about to land, when Team Rocket showed up and stole the Cleffa before AlGore2 could! Thinking that selling the Cleffa back to AlGore2 would be a good idea, Soviet Mewtwo obliterated TR's baloon and grabbed all the Cleffa. Soviet Mewtwo flew down and sold all the Cleffa to AlGore2 and counterfeit Cleffa to Dark Llama for $5 each.

[rebellee1187]

which then caused a huge glut in the food market of kansas, causing maple bars to be forever removed from shelves...

[Carrington388]

...and thus angering DMTM in Washington State.

[BPM]

And while all of this madness was going on, Bass PikaMew just watched it all. He then took off his Bass helmet, scratched his head in a puzzled manner, and thought out loud...

[XFlare]

Man, the Braves are lucky they have king Nidoking! Well at least King Nidoking won't hit a walk-off home run every game!" Later that night...
"Well this is it, the bottom of the ninth, Javy Lopez on first base, Chipper on second, and Rafael Furcal on third. King Nidoking is up at bat and the Giants lead 9 to 6, here's the pitch and it is slammed, into left field, Barry Bonds taking about an inch step back, it's gone!!! That ball went all the way to...

[BPM]

"...China, and they seem pretty mad about it, too! We're now getting a transmission from the ruler of China."
And on the transmission was...

[XFlare]

...the big angry dragon of ground who said "I will take all the people who scored on that home run and turn them into ground-type pokemon!" So instantly Chipper Jones was turned into a Sandslash (He would be a good wood chipper ) Javy Lopez was turned into a Rhydon, and Rafael Furcal was turned into a Dugtrio. This inspired Nintendo to make a new RPG for the GCN. This game had features like...

[Sea Crobat]

look like a bowl.

[BPM]

And part of these super-über bowl powers was...

[mysterioustrainer]

the Slippery Skin Poke-body.

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, at Miller Park, 25 peoplle were...

[Sea Crobat]

eating slowpoketails ans tofu.

[Dek]

Back on Ragol, Arthas Zero developed a monster that not even AlGore2 couldnt even think of creating. But then, yoshi1001 took it. Arthas Zero then said "wait a minute. I didnt know you played Phantasy Star Online." Yoshi1001 then said "I dont. I just got here by coincidnce." Because of this, Arthas Zero decided to transport him to...

[XFlare]

miller park, where ironically, Randall Simon tapped a sausage with his baseball bat (Id be surprised if you didn't know what happened)...

[Gh0st11]

and said,"Whatever happened to a ONE SENTENCE add on? This has turned into a NOVEL add on!"
(mysterioustrainer, you are probably the best pokemon player in CHEYENNE, but not in CASPER).

[Carrington388]

Eventually the Soviet Mewtwo found Disco Forretress and took DF to SM's lair.

[Sea Crobat]

He blew up the core. With 5 minutes until the planet exploded people.....

[The Dark Llama]

found a way to make 5 minutes seem like 5 hours, just like they did in the Frieza saga on DBZ! Of course, no one knew the impending danger as Godzilla came closer to...

[BPM]

And then said, " In Soviet Russia, Disco dances YOU!" To which, the Disco Forretress said...

[mysterioustrainer]

...Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages. Meanwhile in Estes Park, Colorado a big horn sheep decided to go down to the Starbucks on Elkhorn avenue and...

(P.S. just so that I can keep heating a silly rivalary, "I said Wyoming not just Cheyenne" :cool:)

[Jumpman84]

ran into DarkPikaJosh there, who had evolved into Jumpman84 during his absense off the boards. J84 and the big horn sheep went to Brooklyn to find Mario, but before they had the chance...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Luigi appeared & said "finding Mario will endanger his mission" then Luigi....

[Sea Crobat]

Summoned celibi who turned the 4 hours left back into 4 minutes so Earth would blow up quickly.

[Carrington388]

However, it backfired, because Celebi decided to go back in time to stop the core from blowing up, and it did so successfully.

[Gh0st11]

Meanwhile, back in Cheyenne...:)

(Ahh, mysterioustrainer, we've probably never played vs. eachother. Prove your worth! :)

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Celebi's Time Magic for some reason did not work, & all of Wyoming was still 4 minutes from destruction....
(Oh well, so much for the rivalry :lol: )

[The Dark Llama]

it was then a new Yu-Gi-Oh! card bonfire was sparked.

[Gh0st11]

...it first destroyed...

[GuardianTIM]

Celebi's Self-Esteem...

[Sea Crobat]

causing Mew,Mewtwo,Gengar,Haunter,Gastly,Misdreaveus,Dusku ll,and Dusclops to shower the world with Shadow Balls.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Casting the world into eternal darkness until Mario...

[Carrington388]

...rebuilt Wyoming.

[XFlare]

Until Derek Jeter destroyed Wyoming again, causing the MLB RPG for gamecube to have a pushed back release date scheduled for...

[Carrington388]

Actually, the release wasn't pushed back, because Celebi went back in time and stopped Derek Jeter from destroying Wyoming a second time.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Then the Mariners & Red Sox players casually stuck Derek Jeter in a dark cave in Wyoming in the middle of nowhere & stole his cellphone.

[Jumpman84]

Then, J84(Jumpman84) and BHS(Big Horn Sheep) found Derek Jeter and let him jin their crew. They went to find Mario, but were...

[Sea Crobat]

to late as the planet blew to smitherines.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Fortunately, it was a different planet because Mario....

[rebellee1187]

had eaten a giant mushroom, which...

[mysterioustrainer]

made him Super Mario which he then grabbed a Fire Flower which made him Fire Mario then he obtained a Tycoone Leaf which turned him into Racoon Mario then he caught a Starman so he was Invincible Mario for 15 seconds so he had to get a Powerwing to make himself Power Racoon Mario, then he got a Racoon Suit so he became Power Tycoonie Mario which pressing down B on the NES control turned him into Statue Mario and later he got a Frog Suit to swim effortlessly as Frog Mario, but he got tired of swimming and put on a Hammer Suit to become Hammer Mario and make the Hammer Bros look silly, then after all of that he beat the heck out of Bowser and the eight Koopa Kids.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Since Bowser was still waiting for Mario to become Paper Mario which was left out of the transforming chaos. Unfortunately the side-effects of all the costume changing caused...

[Sea Crobat]

Bowser to blow up every core in the universe. With just 1 minute left untill mass destruction......

[Jumpman84]

Celebi opened a rift in time and Pikachu, Mario, and Team Rocket fell in. When they woke up, they found themselves in...

[The Dark Llama]

Candyland

[Sea Crobat]

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[mysterioustrainer]

However Tikal (from Sonic Adventure) stepped in and used the Master Emerald to save the Universe from disaster and then Super Sonic took on Bowser and...

[XFlare]

beat him. Sonic decided to play the newly released MLB RPG for Gamecube. He chose to be the Atlanta Braves, and his Rivals were the Florida Marlins, each being water type. Sonic battled the Marlins many times. One of the best battles was when Dugtrio (Rafael Furcal) and Swampert (Ivan Rodriguez) Sonic eventually lost, but then bowser came back and destroyed...

[mysterioustrainer]

all of the spammers on the internet which earned him a nobel peace prize.

[Sea Crobat]

from the underworld.

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, back in Candyland...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

The Master Emerald was stolen by....

[BPM]

The Mustached Wobbuffet. Who then said with a dastardly snicker...

[scizorulz87]

"Now, see here! I was just minding my own business drinking my tea, Earl Grey, hot. Also, I am not a 'Fuzzy'!"

[Sea Crobat]

While the regitrio reaked havic on the city of Townsville the.......

[mysterioustrainer]

Eternal Dragon broke the curse that transformed me into a girl and allowed me to transform into any thing I see fit.

[Fawkes0126]

Just then, a monstrous Aggron was in a battle with Batman, who....

[yoshi1001]

had just left the local starbucks.

[The Dark Llama]

where Yugi had been forced to work to earn money to buy more cards.

[mysterioustrainer]

However Yugi hated coffee and baristas must have a french press sampling every day so Yugi quit his Job and sent off his cards to a recycling center so Nintendo made even more Pokemon cards.

[Sea Crobat]

But the recycling center was in townsville.

[The Dark Llama]

Where a giant barrel of Chemical X spilled, and as it flowed freely into a card store...

[yoshi1001]

, but no one really could notice any difference.

[Carrington388]

Meanwhile, in a top-secret government facility, Disco Forretress and Soviet Mewtwo were...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

attempting to take over the world! Fortunately Secret Agents Mario & Luigi

[Sea Crobat]

got trampled by the Regitrio while going to NYC.

[Pikachu Mage]

Then, a whole lot of Missingnos hijacked airplanes and crashed into the WTC, but then....

(In rememberance of 9/11)