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Marril
10/31/2004, 03:56 PM
Edit: Oh yeah, this one kind of skirts the PG/PG-13 borderline. Just to let y'all know. Very slight swearing (you've seen it in SS before) and people biting it, but it's not very graphic at all.

It's Halloween today, and it's time for the SS Halloween Special. You people are going to love it—it's got action and stuff that makes it all scary-like. Or at least it should. Keen readers will note that this story's main antagonist is from Stephen Huxman's story Hitmonchan's Diary, and I've even written it so that it flows perfectly into HD, despite the time discrepancy and all. This is set in the OAV-verse, and is also canonical to the series. How's about THAT? :p

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“Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,” Kenneth counted.
“That’s wrong on two levels,” Mikhail crossed his arms. “One, we aren’t doing anything that requires counting. Two, you started counting at two.”
“Oh,” Kenneth grinned. He turned into a side street, nearly hitting another car in the process. He’d stolen the car during a job in Cerulean about a year back, and why he kept it was a mystery to everybody but him.
“So we robbed that breeding center,” Mikhail recapped the day’s events. “Why aren’t we just heading straight back?”
“Because,” Kenneth explained. “We’re picking up Yamato.”
“Why?”
“To drive him to the airport. Me ‘n Yamato are heading off to his friend’s wedding-like.”
Mikhail arced an eyebrow. “Didn’t peg you for that type.”
“Hey, Yamato’s doing this for Rei, and I’m doing it for Yamato.”
“Izumi’s going to kill you.”
“You two are too serious. It’s like you’re married, but only not.”
Mikhail groaned.
“Why am I going along?” Mikhail wondered several minutes later.
“Fun. Excitement. Things you really lack.”
“Oh.”

Its eyes opened for the first time in years, the Pokémon knew what to do. It knew the ones responsible for its plight, and was already formulating plans in its brain. It was ancient, and knew patience was a virtue… but its patience was almost up.
“Team Rocket,” the words passed through its lips. “But first, to perfect my… image…”

“Bad news everyone,” Izumi walked into the meeting room. “Miyamoto’s confirmed to be dead.”
Yuusuke’s face was stunned. “How?”
“Frozen to death in the Andes,” Izumi said. “She died some time ago along with the two others we sent after Mew.”
Yuusuke looked crestfallen. “She was the best Rocket we had. Heck, she actually saw the danged cat.”
“We’re all a bit saddened,” Izumi nodded. “Schuler?”
“It’s sad to hear she died,” Schuler said. “Never knew her, just of her.”
“Thompson?”
Thompson nodded. “Should I arrange a funeral?”
“Not needed,” Izumi shook her head.
“Why’re we here?” Yuusuke asked. “This can’t be just it.”
Izumi grimaced. “I wish. That psychic kid working for us, Sabrina, she’s warning us that something’s coming. Something that is, to quote her verbatim, ‘very evil.’”
“This is a pretty impressive collection we’ve got here,” Yuusuke commented. “You and me being with the Rocket’s elite unit. Thompson being a technical genius, Schuler being a financial genius.”
“I know,” Izumi said. “You’d rather we sent one of our elite agents. Surge or Koga, yeah. Thing is, our group has better experience in this sort of field.”
“Where is it?” Yuusuke asked.
“Vermillion,” Izumi said.
“That’s near where Kenneth, Yamato, and Mikhail are going,” Thompson said. “Interesting coincidence.”

“I have it,” said the Pokémon. It struggled to awaken its full intelligence. It considered itself ancient, and as such its intelligence was deeply asleep. Only the most rudimentary thought processes—far more powerful than the human standard but infinitesimally less than its true potential—had thus far awakened.
A psychic presence intruded on its mind. Ah, so the cat was intruding again, attempting to halt the presence. The other ancient Pokémon was powerful, as far as it could go, but its true presence was less than that of the ancient Pokémon…
Xnyj.

“Here we are,” Kenneth said. “Finally. So when’s this wedding of your friend’s?”
“Tomorrow at two,” Yamato verified.
“Lovely,” Mikhail commented. “Let’s go get something to eat.”
“First sensible thing he’s said all day,” Kenneth grinned. “And I was sitting in the plane beside him for hours.”
The announcement came that some flight or another had been delayed yet again. Kenneth snorted in amusement, though he didn’t take a shot at the airline.
“Remind me to never again fly commercial,” Mikhail muttered.
“Can’t always fly business,” Kenneth said. “Case in point, we can’t always be laughing at that Irish pilot who flies the main Rocket helicopter.”
“Come on,” Yamato said. “Break it up. Taxi’s waiting anyways.”
“Just hours ago I was driving a car that must’ve cost millions upon of yen,” Kenneth said dramatically.
“You stole it,” Mikhail interrupted.
“Well, can’t all be winners. Now I’ve gotta ride like the common folk.”
“Maybe if you’re lucky someone’ll steal it,” Yamato said. “Really hammer in the irony.”

Rei paced back and forth, nervous. He’d felt unnaturally uneasy for the past few days. He couldn’t imagine any reason to; after all, he’d gotten himself into this. He was the one who’d proposed.
His father had just left after giving some rather noncomforting, generalized advice. His mother, conversely, had spent the previous part of the day crying that her small child was already getting married.
The phone rang.
“Great,” Rei said, answering it. “What else’s going to go on?”
Rei listened for a few seconds.
“Oh, hi Yamato,” Rei said. “Nah, I’m only slightly on the way to destruction. I have plenty of chance to survive make my time.”
Yamato’s retort was short.
“Har har,” Rei groaned. “Yes, I’m going through with this for great justice. No, I’m not going to shut up with the clichés.”
Yamato talked for a while longer.
“No, no,” Rei said hastily. “Though I appreciate the gesture. No, I’ll be fine by myself, no need to help when it’s really not needed and you’d be going out of your way anyways… yeah, I know. Okay. Bye.”
Rei hung up. He paced about the room, wondering what he’d gotten himself into. He knew it was just cold feet, but nobody had warned him just how unpleasant a feeling it really was.

“So we’re here,” Yuusuke announced as they departed the now-famous Team Rocket helicopter that was piloted by a now-surly Irish man. “Now what?”
“Sabrina told us that we’d know what’s going on when it comes to us,” Izumi repeated what she’d heard.
“That’s very helpful,” Thompson muttered. “Please let me know when you have more on the subject.”
“Will do,” Izumi nodded. “All right everybody, listen up. The head unit is operating at only two out of five members, which means that we’re at reduced efficiency. Therefore—”
Yuusuke cut her off. “Look, we brought along five normal Grunts just because you’re needed. Don’t do anything heroic, just let us know if you see anything—and I do mean anything unusual. Tell one of us, and by us I mean me, Insertion Girl—come now Izumi, don’t groan so loudly for stealing Kenneth’s joke—or Thompson here.”
The group nodded to Yuusuke.
“Now depart, do us proud, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.”
Izumi jabbed Yuusuke’s ribs with her elbow.
“Ow,” Yuusuke said intentionally, not out of any pain.
“I hate that name enough when Kenneth calls me by it,” Izumi explained. “You’re lower than me on the food chain here in Team Rocket, so don’t go using it.”
“Just had to keep the joke alive,” Yuusuke shrugged, which earned him a painful elbow to the face. “Now that one hurt.”
“Come on, we’ve got work to do,” Izumi ordered. “Sabrina told me some things to look for.”
Yuusuke followed Izumi as she walked off. “So why not tell everyone else?”
“Not everyone else could handle it,” Izumi explained.
“Oh. I see.”
Izumi looked back at Yuusuke, still walking. “This new presence that scares even Sabrina… it’s something to be feared. There’s going to be some signs. Killings, maybe.”
“You think this isn’t out of our league?” Yuusuke asked. “I’m not channeling Kenneth or anything, but… damn. I’m actually scared—I’ll be the first to admit it. There’s nothing quite like a mysterious thing that makes the most powerful psychic on earth scared. Really.”
Izumi chuckled.

Aha, there it was. Though not related to the source of its true anguish, the fact that it was in a moment of joy should be adequate.
The Pokémon just had to concentrate.

The wreck of the taxi was horrific, able to draw any stare, or so Kenneth might say, had he not been the one to cause it. Mikhail had tried to stop him, but he was kayoed in relatively short order.
Kenneth laughed at Yamato as he—Yamato—crawled out of the wreck.
“What the [bleep] are you, possessed or something?” Yamato shouted.
Kenneth smiled wryly. “As a matter of fact I am.”
“It’s not funny!” Yamato shouted, hitting Kenneth across the face.
The reciprocal blow was loud, to say the least.
“What are you thinking?”
“I’m thinking that I’m going to have some fun before actually coming back to Earth. I’d say don’t bother getting up, but I can see that you’re going to come at me again uselessly.”
Yamato gibbered and stood up. Despite the fact that a crowd had gathered, he took another run at Kenneth, who clotheslined him effortlessly.
“Xnyj,” Kenneth said, pronouncing it ‘zineej.’ He frowned. “That sounded better when I thought it up ages ago.”
Several people from the crowd tried to stop Kenneth, but a short glare kept them away. He chuckled before glowing slightly.
“I’ve wanted to do this for years,” Kenneth smirked, strolling down the street.

“I’ve wanted to do this for years,” his mouth uttered though he tried to stop it. In reality, he’d done several things against his will for the past while. This Xnyj fellow who’d possessed him was certainly a very annoying bugger. Taking his body from him indeed!
This had indeed, though, given him some time to think. Xnyj, when he’d spelled it out in a very stupid manner (at least to Kenneth), was Jynx backwards. A Jynx possessing a human body would be something to see, if it wasn’t him being possessed.
Oh, and his left eyebrow itched slightly, and Xnyj simply refused to scratch it.

Xnyj sighed and relaxed his control of that human. It was fun while it lasted, but it had bigger things to do, namely get rid of that gaggle of morons the human psychic had sent after him.
“This is a Vision indeed,” Xnyj uttered, seeing another future where one man’s child would kill him after an age of darkness. It was an age where simply possessing knowledge of Pokémon was illegal. This would have to wait for the moment, as there were things to do.
Xnyj focused his Vision—he loved the irony of using the name of his enemy—on the here and now. He saw darkness and silence, after a brief violence.
“Yes,” Xnyj smirked. “This will be a short fight.”

Izumi grumbled. “We’ve been waiting here for hours. It’s almost nightfall. I don’t want to sound like Kenneth, but… it’d be a cliché if this thing waited until nightfall.”
“It’s too bad that Silph Company’s ghost detection scope isn’t ready for general use yet,” Thompson said, detached. He produced a telescope-like object from his pocket and looked around through it. “I’ve modified a prototype into a relative working order, but it’s hardly reliable.”
Yuusuke interrupted, “Don’t worry. There’s eight of us here and we’ve got the place covered.”
“Sounds like a horror movie,” one of the Grunts called out.
“Looks like someone’s acting like Kenneth,” Yuusuke muttered. He noticed that the Grunt had a point. He’d have to get the guy’s name.
“Hey,” Izumi called from across the room. “Thought I saw something.”
“What?” Thompson asked.
“Looked like some silver darting thing.”
“Silver?” Yuusuke wondered aloud.
“Flew right past me,” Izumi elaborated. “I don’t want to make it sound like some fleeting report written by Miyamoto, but…”
“It looked like a Phantom Pokémon?” Thompson asked.
“Mew,” another Grunt said in awe.
“It wouldn’t be here in Vermillion,” Izumi asked. “Would it?”

Kenneth ran to where he saw the crash had been. Mikhail was unconscious inside the overturned cab, and Yamato lay on the ground beside it. Kenneth’s heart wrenched knowing he’d been the one responsible for it.
“It’s him!” One of the members of the crowd shouted, pointing.
Kenneth swore. He’d forgotten that the common person wouldn’t understand that demonic possession was a perfectly viable excuse when it actually happened to him. Sure he might not believe it if someone else pulled it on him, but… oh.
“Hey, I was…” Kenneth tried. He knew that the crowd wouldn’t believe him and would probably turn violent. His best bet would be to meet up with Yamato and Mikhail later, assuming that they didn’t try to kill him on sight or something.
Kenneth grabbed a pokéball from his belt. “Quilava, Smokescreen!”
Quilava crouched down and breathed a deep, black smoke from its mouth. It amplified this with a black gout of soot from its flames.
“Come on, we’ve gotta run,” Kenneth motioned for Quilava to follow him as he ran.

Thompson fell to the ground. Izumi rushed to see what had happened. Yuusuke motioned for the Grunts to set up a perimeter of sorts—really, Mikhail was better at that sort of thing, but Yuusuke had seen Mikhail in action enough to know how to parrot the motions.
“This is it,” Izumi said. “And I do mean to be this dramatic.”
Yuusuke grinned. His face was then deadpan as he looked around.
One of the Grunts—indeed, the same one who’d made the cliché comment—uttered a short scream. The other Rockets turned around to see what was the matter.
“Oh… my… Goddish,” Izumi gasped. “You’re on fire!”
“I’m… what?” He asked, looking down. Then he screamed. His body was covered with small blue flames peppered over his limbs. The fire was, however, spreading like a normal fire.
Yuusuke’s jaw dropped. He didn’t believe that the poor guy was on fire. There weren’t any sources.
The Grunt hit the ground, writhing. The blue flames had engulfed his body.
“Anybody else think that someone’s going to burst in right now?” Yuusuke asked.
“No,” Izumi shook her head, unable to stop starting at the burning Rocket.
“Oh Goddish!” Was the last thing the poor Rocket shouted before he lost consciousness. The fire kept burning until he’d died.
“I think I’m going to go now,” another Rocket said, edging out of the building.
“Hold it,” Thompson raised his hand. “Just stick with the group. You’ll thank me for it later. You’ll be able to thank me for it later, I might say.”
“Did he just make a joke?” Yuusuke whispered to Izumi.
“That would imply it was funny,” Izumi whispered back. “But it was true.”
A yelp came from behind the three experienced Rockets. They all turned around. A charred remain was all that was left of another Rocket.
“Let’s all leave,” Yuusuke called, his voice surprisingly stable. “Now!”
“We can’t leave,” Izumi said. “We have too much to do here.”
“Stop being a damn cliché,” Yuusuke slapped Izumi hard.
“We’ve seen something that resembles the Phantom Pokémon,” Izumi reminded him, rubbing her cheek where Yuusuke had slapped her. “We’ve seen two men die! We have to get to the bottom of this!”
Yuusuke frowned. “Everyone, get going.”
Izumi watched the rest of them leave. Not wanting to be left alone in a place where two people had already died, she followed.
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That's just the first half. Stay tuned for Half Number Three!

Marril
10/31/2004, 03:58 PM
Half number five, coming right up!

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“Looks like Mikhail’s mad at me,” Kenneth frowned. He’d ducked into a doorway randomly to avoid the man’s pursuing him. “Get possessed and everybody’s suddenly after your head. You’d think I did something wrong.”
“Quil!” Quilava agreed.
Kenneth sighed. “Gotta get them to some point where I can talk it out. This means you have to pin them somehow.”
Quilava nodded.
“Come on, Yamato’s coming this way and he’s about to shoot me or something.”
Kenneth snuck around behind Yamato. He whispered to Quilava, “Run up and bite that gun out of his hand. Then just pin him.”
Quilava did so. Its jump was impressive, and the gun in Yamato’s hand clattered to the ground several feet away. Quilava jumped on Yamato and pinned him to the ground.
“You tried to kill me, you [bleep]!” Yamato shouted, struggling.
“Shut up,” Kenneth said, bored.
“Go ahead,” Yamato taunted.
“Why do you think I want to kill you?” Kenneth asked. “Jeez, I just had a short bout of possession by this bugger named Xnyj who made me crash that cab—rather spectacularly I might add—and beat the tar out of you.”
Yamato simply glared.
“Honestly, someone can be thrown fifty feet through the air by any number of random Pokémon attacks, a Pokémon can put you to sleep simply by staring at you, and any number of things, but I can’t be possessed? I’m hurt.”
Yamato groaned.
“You’ve known me for years,” Kenneth pleaded. “Come on.”
Yamato stared for a few more seconds, looking thoughtful. He then nodded to Quilava, “Get your Pokémon off me.”
“Heel, Quilava,” Kenneth directed. Quilava got off of Yamato and Kenneth recalled it. He then helped Yamato up. “Now we’ve gotta convince Mikhail not to kill us.”
“You could’ve picked something easier to do,” Yamato added sourly. “There was always the option to, well, wrestle a Machamp, or swim the English Channel with half an arm and no legs.”
Kenneth grinned.

“Glad we got out of there,” one of the three remaining Grunts said. “I like living.”
“Me too,” Yuusuke agreed. “I think even Izumi here’s not going to complain. And don’t make me elaborate on Kenneth’s stupid name for you.”
Izumi frowned. “Sorry if I’m the sort to stay and finish my jobs.”
“Yeah, Insertion Girl, you never want Extraction until it’s all done,” Yuusuke was very snide.
Izumi groaned and walked right up to Yuusuke. She didn’t hold back and hit Yuusuke below the ribcage so as to collapse his diaphragm. Yuusuke crumpled to the ground, breathing hard and clutching his chest.
“What was that for?” Yuusuke gasped, his voice strained.
“Calling me that too many times,” Izumi’s voice was icy.
A yelp came from behind them like before. Again they turned—all except Yuusuke, that was, who was still writhing—and saw that a third Rocket was burning.
“Dammit, show yourself!” Izumi shouted. “But for the love of Goddish stop killing us!”
“I’m glad you find this amusing,” a cocky voice came from around the corner.
Izumi and Thompson turned. A Jynx walked around the corner, its hair bouncing strangely as it stepped.
“You’re a trainer?” Thompson asked.
“Close,” the Jynx said, his voice betraying his amused demeanor. “I’m going to make this quick-like, because I’ve seen what’s already going to happen, and I want to just get there.
“My name is Xnyj, and I’m responsible for the deaths of your comrades-in-arms, such that I like to call them. Call them what you like.”
“How?” Yuusuke asked, his voice stronger but still strained. “Jynxes don’t have that sort of power.”
Xnyj smiled. “I do. I’ve seen the future because I am indeed possessing of Visions. I’ve had the Vision of an age of darkness that begins in part with the downfall of Team Rocket, which I’m going to do one person at a time, starting with you.”
“Stop being a cliché,” Yuusuke gasped. “Age of darkness, starting with you, yadda yadda.”
Xnyj raised his hand. “Come now. I’ve already sabotaged your greatest agent’s reputation by having him attack his friends and nearly kill them. I shall burn you alive, then proceed onto your superiors.”
One of the Grunts had procured a lead pipe from somewhere and ran up to Xnyj. He struck the Pokémon multiple times about the head and shoulders, unrelenting. A rather muscular man, each blow from the Rocket would have broken a normal human bone. Xnyj shouted in pain but didn’t appear injured.
“You’ll die for that!” Xnyj exclaimed. He waved his hands and balls of blue fire leapt from them and at the Rocket, who dodged through the hail and struck Xnyj in his oversized lips.
Xnyj’s hair was around the Rocket’s neck in an instant. It writhed as though alive, and the Rocket squirmed. A short minute later, he stopped squirming.
“A pity, I’ve seen this exact scene in my Visions,” Xnyj said, “Though I do confess that I saw that he’d say something as opposed to just beating me up. Now for you, the smart one.”
Xnyj stared at Thompson. Thompson had it, and drew his gun, firing three times at Xnyj’s face. None of the shots hit; Xnyj simply disintegrated them.
“Now I have foreseen some deus ex machina to come and save the day,” Xnyj gloated before raising his hand. Izumi braced herself to see Thompson get hit. “I welcome any to come try.”
Instead of a small burst of many balls of fire, one large one shot from Xnyj’s hand. A glowing pink ball flew between them and absorbed it.
“Well, well,” Xnyj said. “I’d intended to kill you myself, but I don’t have to find you any more.”
“What are you talking about?” Thompson asked, dazed.
“I’d foreseen a short fight,” Xnyj admitted, not having heard Thompson. “This isn’t what I’d planned.”
The glowing pink ball faded, revealing a small, floating, feline Pokémon.
“Wow,” Izumi was in awe. “It’s the Phantom Pokémon.”
“Mew!” Mew exclaimed. Its gaze became serious as it saw Xnyj. It was an odd form of serious, like a child who wanted to have fun but a bully had come and tried to put a stop to it.
“When this is over, if it wins…” Izumi whispered to Thompson.
“No,” Thompson whispered back. “That Pokémon cost the life of Miyamoto. We already have its DNA, that is enough. Once we get a genetics division up, we can double our profits exponentially.”
Xnyj chuckled. He lowered his arms and his hair grew longer and more snakelike. It whipped out and struck Mew, wrapping itself around the psychic cat. Xnyj laughed.
“Mew, mew-mew-mew-mew, mew!” Mew cried, breaking out easily. Its eyes glowed a baby blue and its body glowed with a soft pink aura.
“You foolish Pokémon!” Xnyj spat, his voice in a rage. “You are here, no escape, from my Visions of the world!”
“Mew!” Mew giggled, its tiny hands over its mouth. It somersaulted in midair.
Xnyj flailed his arm outwards, sending a small spray of bluish fire about randomly. One small piece of fire struck Thompson, and Yuusuke and Izumi rushed over to bat it out.
“All right,” Xnyj frowned, regaining his composure. “You will cry, all alone, but it will not mean a thing to me!”
Izumi stood in awe. Xnyj’s presence was terrifying, to say the least. The Jynx controlled the lives and minds of those around him. The fact that the Phantom Pokémon stood up to him was a thing to admire. Izumi edged backwards, but Mew simply shook its head at her.
The only remaining Rocket’s face was screwed up in terror.
“You know, I don’t even know your name,” Yuusuke commented, trying to keep from breaking down.
“Byrne,” he said. “My name’s Byrne.”
“Hopefully I’ll say ‘hi Byrne’ tomorrow then,” Yuusuke’s mouth was dry.
Xnyj again attacked Mew with his hair, but the cat simply dodged it like an acrobat and giggled.
“Damn you!” Xnyj hissed. “I have seen my victory!”
“Mew, mew-mew, mew, mew,” Mew giggled, whipping Xnyj with its tail. Xnyj again attempted to hit Mew with a hail of flames, but the cat nimbly dodged them all. Mew flashed brightly and vanished, along with Xnyj.
“I think they’ll be back,” Izumi said, trying to make sense of it all. “Someone else might have to deal with him, but that Jynx is going to be back.”
Yuusuke, Thompson, and Byrne all nodded at the same time.

“This is a bit strained,” Mikhail muttered. “However, I’m doing this to be nice to Rei.”
Kenneth smiled. “Let’s just get in there and watch our dear friend’s friend get condemned for all eternity to marriage.”
“It’s not that bad,” Yamato said. “One, don’t be so down. Two, I believe him Mikhail, so should you.”
The three of them stepped inside and sat down to watch the ceremony.

Rei watched as Beverly walked up the aisle. That sight alone made up for all the indecision and anxiety he’d suffered.
He could just imagine what his life was going to be like, from his kids to the marriage itself. “Of course,” he thought, “it could go completely badly at first, then turn out okay.”

“So in conclusion,” Kenneth read aloud. It had been two days since Yamato’s friend Rei got married and they—Kenneth’s group—were back in Viridian, documenting the entire debacle for the records.
“Oh Goddish,” Kenneth muttered. He then read, “So in conclusion, though Xnyj used deception against Kenneth, Mikhail, and Yamato, and overt force against Izumi, Thompson, Yuusuke—wow they list Yuusuke after Thompson, nice—Byrne, Smith, Tyler, Schwarzen, and Eisen, resulting in the deaths of the latter four, our determination and will saw the end of the menace at the hands of the Phantom Pokémon, who…
“This is the biggest load of…” Kenneth muttered, stuffing the report away. He opened the door and opted for an early exit.
He knew that most of Team Rocket was still trying to understand exactly what happened with Xnyj, and the people there were still trying to cope with what they’d seen and experienced, he included. He held all jobs for the week and decided to go uptown for lunch.
“Izumi was right, though,” Kenneth muttered darkly. “Mew simply vanished with Xnyj. Xnyj’s gonna be back, and he made it clear he saw the future…”
Kenneth laughed as he drove his stolen car to a nice place he knew of.
“Nah, let’s not get into that,” Kenneth said to himself. “That future has to happen, otherwise Xnyj couldn’t have seen it. I’m just praying to Goddish that he doesn’t include me with his little immature vengeances.”
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That's it for this OAV, folks. Next chapter goes up when it goes up. Until then, remember that that prolly means like Tuesday or something. :p Any further comments I have will be in the standard comment area (accessible, again, from my site because I tend to use four-letter words in it and thus can't link to the 'Gym).