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09/22/2003, 02:37 PM
Magikarp-30 HP-Water-Basic-
(W)Splash-This attack does nothing.

09/22/2003, 02:48 PM
Wierd! But shouldn't the Retreat Cost be higher?:lol:

Pidgeotto Trainer
09/22/2003, 03:40 PM
But while their laughing they may be disqualified for being unsportsmanlike.
A more useless card is this as a Dunsparce or something that doesn't evolve.
But you should a make a deck with this card. Laugh at your opponents as you play Water Cube 01. :lol:

09/22/2003, 03:44 PM
Here's an even more useless version:

30 HP
Weakness: (L)
Resistance: N/A
Retreat Cost: (C)(C)

Poke-Body: Attachment Resistance
No cards may be attached to Magikarp.

Pidgeotto Trainer
09/22/2003, 04:03 PM
But if you used Muk...... :D

09/22/2003, 04:04 PM
That's the point! To evolve (I think) or even attack, you need Muk! Of course, if the Body were named Toxic Gas, then Goop Gas Attack would be your only option. Still, with the Power on, you can't even attach Energy, so you can't retreat!

09/22/2003, 09:28 PM
30 HP
Weakness: (L)(G)
Resistance: N/A
Retreat Cost: (C)

Poke-Body: Evolution Resistance
At the start of your turn, flip 3 coins. If any of them are tails, Magikarp cannot evolve this turn. If all three are tails, Magikarp is Knocked Out.

09/22/2003, 09:33 PM
Wait, Magikarp needs weaknes to everything! :lol:

09/23/2003, 04:08 AM
Magikarp - 10hp.
Weakness: none
Resistance: none
RetreatCost: 1
Pokebody:- "EnergyAllergy"-Whenever an energy card is attached to Magikarp, put one damage counter on Magikarp

09/25/2003, 11:38 AM
I actually image faked this card:

Magikarp (W) 30 HP
W Splash 0
Flip a coin. If tails, this attack does nothing (not even damage).
Weakness: L
Retreat Cost: C

09/25/2003, 12:23 PM
there is also one useless karp....


09/26/2003, 01:12 AM
Rocket's Magicarp 30 Hp (from that ep when James buys a Magicarp)

Flop: put 1 Dammage on Rocket's Magicarp.

Weakness Lighting. Retreat (*)

Pikachu Mage
09/28/2003, 11:47 AM
This is one useless piece of karp (heh) :D
10 HP- Basic
Type: Water

Pokč Power: Uselessness- Doubles the attack of splash.

(C) (C) (C) (C) (C) Splash- Flip a coin. If heads, then you take 200 damage. If tails, then you can't retreat. 0

Weakness: Every Type
Resistance: none
Retreat cost: (C) (C) (C) (C) (C)

This card is useless, maybe even a little too useless....

09/28/2003, 12:13 PM
Here's a good (or bad) one

30 HP- Basic
Type: Water

Poke-Power: Unknown Intelligence- When you play Magikarp from your hand, flip a coin. If heads, flip another coin. If heads, flip another coin. If heads, flip another coin. If heads, search your deck for 3 Pokemon cards with Magikarp in their name, show it to your opponenet, and put it on your discard piles. If the first coin flip is tails, your opponent draws a card. If the second coin flip is tails, your opponenet may draw 2 cards. If the thrid coin flip is tails, your opponent may search his or her discard pile for any card and shuffle it into his or her deck. If the last coin flip is tails, Magikarp is now Knocked Out. Treat Magikarp's Knock Out as if it were a Pokemon-ex Knock Out. This power can't be used if Magikarp is affected by a Special Condition :lol:

(W) Slpash Edge- Magikarp does 60 damage to itself. 0

Weakness: (L)(G)(C)(F)(R)(P)(W)(D)(M)
Resistance: none
Retreat: (C)(C)(C)(C)(C)

So what do you think?

09/28/2003, 01:53 PM
I noticed that every single card in this thread is a Magikarp. Does EVERY card in this thread HAVE to be a Magikarp?

BTW, I at least sometimes give Magikarp cards some decent attacks such as Bubble and Water Gun.

09/28/2003, 02:09 PM
Caterpier(30 HP)grass basic

poke body(devolution string)
Caterpier can evolve in all the game,until he is knocked out.

Back in attack(10)
Flip a coin if heads,this attack does damage 10 to caterpie and he is now paralyzed,if tails this attack does nothing.

retreat cost(CCCC)

Pikachu Mage
09/28/2003, 04:57 PM
There we go, Arthas! That was a pretty *******' useless card!

Here's mine:

0 HP- Basic
Type: Poison

Pokč body: Toxic Veil- Metapod poisons itself.

(C) (C) (C) (C) (C) Harden- After used, Metapod is KO'd. Treat his K.O. as a Pokemon ex K.O. 0

Weakness: All
Resistance: none
Retreat cost: (C) x 5

This pushes the edge of uselessness.

10/04/2003, 09:57 PM
Magikarp-30 HP-Water-Basic-
(W)Splash-This attack does nothing.
Strange...I recall posting a Magikarp identical to this one on the old boards.

Captain Obviousx1
10/04/2003, 10:22 PM
Trainer-Trick Decision

Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent wins. If tails, you lose.

How 'bout that?

Am Pm
10/04/2003, 10:28 PM
Here we go, magikarp-attack:splash-flip a coin if heads nothing happens. If tails even more or nothing happens. :thumb:

10/05/2003, 12:35 AM
Weedle(30 hp)

Self Posion(pkmn power)
If Weedle is on your bench switch it with your active pokemon and Weedle is now posioned.If hes your active weedle is already posioned.

Attack:Tackle Mist
0 damage
Flip a coin if heads Weedle is now Burned.If tails Weedle is knocked out.


10/12/2003, 06:34 PM
Don't even ask where I pulled this card from
(e) type

Retreat cost(cx100)

Baby rule
(c) poke 0 Pichu recives a cry counter. (for every cry counter that you have on a pokemon, whenever you use a trainer card, all of your pokemon take 3 damage counters and a cry counter)

(e)(e)(e)(e)(e) Charged Particle cannon Place a cry counter on all of your pokemon and 6 wait counters on pichu. At the end of every turn, remove 1 wait counter from Pichu. If you have removed the last wait counter, Ko the defending pokemon and 3 of your pokemon. (While a pokemon has wait counters on it, it cannot use any attacks, retreat, use the baby rule, or use pokemon powers or pokebodies.)

10/19/2003, 05:14 PM
This should be a funny one

30 HP

Poke-Body: Special Damage- Whenever you attach a Special Energy card from your hand to Magikarp, flip a coin. If heads, place 1 damage counter on it. (gotta show some sympathy somewhere along the line).

(RA)(RA)(RA) Evolution Ignition- Search your deck for a card that evolves from Magikarp, show it to your opponent, and put it on top of Magikarp. This counts as evolving.

Weakness: (R)(W)(L)(P)(G)(F)
Resistance: (C) -30
Retreat: (C)(C)(C)

ya know what's funny about this card's abilities? RA= Rainbow energy (which is a SPECIAL ENERGY :lol: )

10/21/2003, 08:34 AM
Here's one!
Non-existant Holo
(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) CRRRRRRRRRACK! 0
Each time you use this attack, find a card that evolves from Egg (if there ARE any!) Baby and Basic Pokemon don't count.
Weakness: Pidgey and all other bird like Pokemon!
Resistance: What?! Don't be stupid! Anything or anyone can break an egg!
Retreat: (C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(L)(D )(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(D)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(M)(G)( G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(P)(F)(F) (F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(F)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(R)(RA)(RA) (RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)(RA)
Pretty useless huh?

10/21/2003, 10:54 AM
Another useless one:
Water Cube #2
Techinical Machine
Non-existant Holo
(W) Splash!
This attack does nothing!

10/21/2003, 02:30 PM
Game Over
Trainer card

You must play this card the turn you draw this card. You lose the game.

10/22/2003, 04:03 AM
Team Rocket Succeeds!
Whenever you play this card, you must give all of your cards and money and all other valuables to your opponent. You then lose.

10/22/2003, 04:07 AM
Whenever you play this card, flip a coin. If heads, you must sing Beck's "Loser" exactly word for word and the exact notes, including the Spanish, without any music helping you. If tails, you don't have to sing. Either way, you lose, "Loser"!
(The card has a Holo of Beck and a scene from the video!)

10/22/2003, 06:15 PM
Magicarp Super Super Super Super Super EX (yes another one) (Basic Water Pokemon) 240 HP
Weaknes: :grass: :psychic: :fighting: :lightning :colorless (W) (S) (D)
Resistance : Magicarp Super Super Super Super Super EX
Retreat: None !

When Magicarp Super X5 Ex is knocked out you opponent takes 1000 prize cards.

Poke Power: Yay! I'm in play When Magicarp Super X5 Ex comes into play it is now active

No Energy: this is great Magicarp Super X5 Ex deals 400 damage to its self. Then you die. This attack must
be used.

Hpoe every one likes it.

Also. the next time I make one of theese it will not be a magicarp

10/23/2003, 08:43 AM
Jessie's Wobbuffet
Basic Pokemon
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99Hp
Poke-Power: Refusal
You CANNOT play this card at all!
Weakness: (P)

10/27/2003, 04:17 AM
Coin Flip
Whenever you play this card, flip a coin. If heads flip the coin again. If tails flip the coin. [Note: This card's effect will never end! Thus its uselessness!]

10/29/2003, 02:13 PM
Grass Cube 2
(g) Fart 10
This attack does 60 damage to every one of your benched pokemon. Then flip 10 coins, if any of them are tails, you may stop flipping and this grass cube remains on your pokemon, and you may not use any other move or go onto the bench until grass cube 2 is removed.

10/31/2003, 04:01 AM
90 HP
Oddish cannot be used in ANY decks.
Weakness: (R)
Resistance: (W)

11/07/2003, 11:33 AM
Good Bye!
When you play this card, prepare to be destroyed!

11/07/2003, 12:19 PM
Shining EX Crystral Chaos Feebas of Doom-
Pokebody-Insanity-When you play this card, flip a coin with tails on both sides. If you get tails, you lose and your opponent now legally owns all your possesions.
(C)Jump onto land-You lose and your oppoent gets to incernerate your deck.
Weakness- :fighting: :colorless :psychic: :lightning :grass: :fire: (W)

11/07/2003, 01:48 PM
Combusken- Stage 1
70 HP

(C) Stuffed Turkey- Place 3 damage counters on Combusken
(R)(R) Thankful for nothing- Combusken does 80 damage to itself. If you lose the game, place this card in the oven after preheating it for 400 degrees F.

11/10/2003, 11:29 AM
Sick Pik-ACHOO! [I know it's a lame joke but wait until you see what it does!]
Basic (L) Pokemon
Rarity: Non-existant Holo
Poke-power: Flu Bug-Sick Pik-ACHOO! sneezes on all Pokemon in play and puts all special conditons on them.
(C)(C)(C)(C) Throw up!
Whenever you use this attack, you automatically lose and have to clean up the mess without any help!
Picture: Pikachu is in bed with a thermometer in its mouth and has a runny nose.

11/10/2003, 02:41 PM
Basic Pokemon

Retreat cost(d)(d)(d)(d)

Pokebody If Mewtwo is confused, and Mewtwo gets tails when attacking while confused, Mewtwo does 20 damage to itself instead of placing 3 damage counters on Mewtwo. If Mewtwo is confused, it must attack if can attack.

(p) Psy confuse 30 Flip 3 coins, if any of them are tails, This attack does no damage, Mewtwo is now confused, and Mewtwo's owner cannot play any trainers while Mewtwo is active.

11/14/2003, 08:23 AM
Basic Pokemon
Poke-Body Insomia
Snorlax cannot be put to sleep.
(C)(C)(C)(C) Snore 100
This attack can only be used if Snorlax is asleep.
Weakness: (F)
Resistance: (P)

11/19/2003, 04:42 AM
chansey basic pokemon
100 hp
poke-body FATS: after playing chansey in play,chansey recive 90 dmg and 1 dmg counter.

(CCC) stupid egg 60
u may attach boost energy from anywhere immediatly after playing chansey from discard pile,chansey recive 10 more hp but after using this attack chansey is knockout

weakness :egg
resistance: fats
retreat : CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC due to too much fats

11/19/2003, 05:46 AM
Invisible Klecleon
Poke-Body: Invisibility
Can you even find Invisible Klecleon in your deck?!

(C)(C)(C)(C) Can't Find Me!
Try and find Invisible Klecleon!


Picture: Nothing is there!

11/19/2003, 08:42 AM
Trainer-Trick Decision

Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent wins. If tails, you lose.

How 'bout that?

hows this?

11/21/2003, 04:40 PM
Mysterious Fossil EX
Basic colorless
1 HP
Poke-power Crumpling Fossil
flip a coin. If heads, search your deck for a card that evolves from Mysterious Fossil EX and put it on Mysterious Fossil EX.Then Crumple it up. If tails do the same thing but put on a blindfold and rip up the card. If each riped up peace is not perfect,you lose. If you can't decide what perfect is, you lose and your deck and all your cards are riped up

Attack 1 Call (useless) Friends (c) Search your deck for Invisible Kecleon, (c)Super EX x5 Magikarp, and Shining EX Crystal Chaos Feebass of DooM,and put them all on your bench. If you can't do this for any reason, you lose

Attack 2 Death has come I am a possessed fossil muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! (c)
If you were alive last turn, you are now dead.U must attack with this attack or else you are dead.

Shiny Rayquaza EX
11/21/2003, 04:58 PM
Jumbo Dunsparce
10000000000000 HP

Pokémon Power- You Can't Play Me! Jumbo Dunsparce is unplayable even if you don't use his Pokémon Power!

Weakness: Non-- who aim kidding All!
Resistance- NONE
Retreat cost: what reatreat cost? you can't play me

(Jumno Dunsparce exerted from a pokémon zeo when andylightkai like dunsparces) There is going to be an evolvle to Dunparce! Deathsparce...

11/24/2003, 03:58 AM
Basic Pokemon (?)

Poke-Power-What AM I?!
Who knows....


Picture: It's a blank piece of paper!

11/24/2003, 06:48 AM
entei 50 hp
poke-pow : when entei comes to play,flip a coin. if tails entei is burn and it get 50 dmg instead of 20.if heads entei does 40 dmg to itself and remove 4 dmg counter from all of your opponent pokemon

ultimate burn (RWL)
when u use this attack entei gets 10 dmg to itself,all of your pokemon are knockout and all of your opponent pokemon are left 10hp

weakness: rainbow x3 damage
resistance: WLC -0 dmg
retreat : throw the card and its not active anymore

Extreme Espeon
11/24/2003, 06:29 PM
One question pokemon geek. Can Magikarp break an egg????? It sounds like most attack do zero damage!!

11/24/2003, 07:58 PM
Stupid Luvdisk
1/1000000000 HP

Flip a coin. if tails, you lose the game, all your Pokemon cards, your house everything you own, your clothes, etc. then you have to flop on the floor.
If heads, do the same thing above^ :lol:

Weakn: [Evrathang]
retr[1 million of evrathang]


11/27/2003, 05:25 PM
yeah they dont have a love disc card

12/08/2003, 01:24 PM
Slowking (P) 100 HP
Poke-Power: Low IQ
Slowking has an IQ of 1. Reduce by 1 for each pokemon in play. If Slowking has 0 IQ at any time, your opponent gets to destroy all your property in any way they choose.You can refuse to use this, but you have to use the other one.
Poke-Power: Substitute
You are now your active pokemon. you have 10 HP. If you are knocked out, have someone punch you in the face. Then you lose.

12/31/2003, 04:04 PM
Trainer-Trick Decision

Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent wins. If tails, you lose.

How 'bout that?

hmmm... heads I win, tails you lose... sounds like a card that my bf would put in his deck. ^^'
If I were gullible I'd lose to him every time.

09/21/2004, 08:31 AM
Lazy Slaking
100 HP
(Note: This is a SPECIAL Pokemon and cannot evolve from anything!)
Poke-Power I'm Too Lazy!
Lazy Slaking can never attack or be of any use no matter what!

Rarity: Ultra Rare Secret Non-existant Holo

Picture- A Slaking lying down on the ground sleeping as its Pokemon trainer is trying to make it do something with no effect and the opponet is a Sandslash that is making woodcarvings out of complete boredom of nothing happening!

09/21/2004, 01:18 PM
Who revived this almost year-old post?

I'm Hungry (Trainer)

Pick a tasty Pokémon in play and eat it.

09/29/2004, 10:37 AM
Mr. Clean!
100 HP :psychic:
Basic Pokemon

Poke-Body: Clean! Clean! Clean!
Mr. Clean MUST clean everything in sight! If it doesn't, it may try to clean you and end up erasing your whole body off of the planet! He also can never retreat until everything in existance is cleaned and remains spotless for all eternity!

Weakness: :psychic: or Anything that looks dirty!
Resistance: Anything that is completly spotless!
Retreat: :colorless ..... Oh.... Who am I kidding?!! He CAN'T retreat!
Rarity: Non-existant Secret Rare Holo
Picture: Mr. Mime in a living room holding a vacuum hose and weaing a belt with glass cleaner, furniture polish, a feather duster, paper towels, Comet, and Lysol cleaning spray attached to it as he vacumms up half of the background literally into the cleaning system!

10/08/2004, 09:35 PM
how about trainer card pointless explosion
play it and lose instantly.

thats very useless.

10/08/2004, 11:13 PM
Wurmple ex 0.5 HP [G]

PokeBody: Pointlessness
When Wurmple ex comes into play,
you lose the game.

When pokemon ex is knocked out,
your opponent takes six prizes.

Pointless Assault
Remove all damage counters from all of your
opponent's Pokemon. Each of your Pokemon
is now knocked out. (Including Wurmple ex)

Weakness: [F][G][R][L][W][P][C][D][M]
Retreat Cost: [C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C][C]

edit: P.S. Hi, all. Its been a while, but I'm back! (Cue cheers and lame music...)

Ancient Pokemon Trainer
10/08/2004, 11:36 PM
Super Dooper Magikarp!HP?
When Super Dooper MAgikarp is knocked out opponent takes 6 cards in stead of 1.

Pokebody:Stupid Thing!
When an attack damages Super Dooper Magikarp before doing damage the amount of amage that attack would do is now Super Dooper's Magikarp.Then do damaghe.

Splash of a dumb freak of nature(G)(R)(W)(L)(F)(P)(D)(M)(C)9000-
This attack does nothing.

Retreat Cost(G)(R)(W)(L)(F)(P)(D)(M)(C) and your opponent can beat the crap out of you