Baltoy (Song Parody)

[yoshi1001]

“Baltoy”
Parody of: “Bad Boys” By Inner Circle

Hoo!
Baltoy
Whatcha want, watcha want
Watch out Pikachu
When Kangaskahn come for you
Tell me
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachuuu
Yeaheah

Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you

When you were bold
Like an Electrode
You fought Eevee
And played with Togepi
So why are we
Out here chasing Celebi
If you get hot
Then call for Starmie

Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you

You shock it on Ekans
You shock it on Arbok
You shock it on the Scyther and
You shock it on the Scizor
You shock it on the Raikou and
You shock it on the Swablu
You shock it on that one and
You shock it on me

Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you

Team Rocket naw give you no break
Roxanne naw give you no break
Yeah that Brawly naw give you no break
Not even May’s daddy naw give you no break
Hey hey

Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you

Now don’t you get stuck on Silcoon
Or confused by a Vileplume
Speed of a Fearow and as tough as Armaldo
The masters come and the masters go
I know it’s hard but we can’t let go
Hey hey hey
I know it’s hard but we can’t let go

Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
(Larion, Beautifly)
(Kecleon, Sableye, yeah)
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you

You shock it on Ekans
You shock it on Arbok
You shock it on the Scyther and
You shock it on the Scizor
You shock it on the Raikou and
You shock it on the Swablu
You shock it on that one and
You shock it on me

Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
Baltoy, Baltoy
Watch out Pikachu, Watch out Pikachu
When they come for you
(Repeat)

[yoshi1001]

In case you didn't know this is a parody of the theme from COPS. For some strange reason almost no one gets it until I tell them. By the way, there's actually a slight syllabic change in this line:

"When Kangaskahn come for you"

The original line is:

"When Sherrif John Brown come for you"

For some reason, it just sounds more natural with a three-syllable word.

[HypnosProjectHQ]

I read it over before when you originally posted it. Not bad...