Quotable Quotes

[Jeremy Badeaux]

Go ahead and share some of your favorite quotes(and please credit the person you are quoting).
I'll go ahead and start things off with a couple of quotes.

I don't feel good. -Last words of Luther Burbank

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -Last words of pancho Villa

I would have made a good Pope. -Richard Nixon

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. -Tom Lehrer

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. -Unknown

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. -Oscar Wilde

Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. -George Ade

I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake. -Bob Hudson

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. -Jimmy Hoffa

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy

Never accept a drink from a urologist. -Erma Bombeck's father

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care. -William Safire

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. -Dick Cavett

last one(for now).
Brain damage reading test:
People tell me one thing and out the other. I feel as much like I did yesterday as I did today. I never liked temperature. My throat is closer than it seems. Likes and dislikes are among my favorites. No napkin is sanitary enough for me. I don't like any of my loved ones. -Daniel M. Wegner

Post away. I'll post more at a later time.

[Rep13]

"Will the roads of the internet ever become more fewer." - George W. Bush

[zell94606]

cool list.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.-Mahatma Gandhi

Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right;decide on what you think is right and stick to it.-George Eliot.

He who has health has hope. And he who has hope has everything.-Arabian proverb

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

"My mind is not a good place to be." ---Batman

"You mean they're taking what we thought we think, and making it so we that we think our thoughts we thought we think our thoughts. I think?" (or something like that) ----Patrick Starr

"Why don't you go find someone you can actually beat, like an infant or a monkey."-----Kaiba (Someone on Wizpog had that quote in their sig.)

I'll try to think of some more later. I know I have a good one from Ash somewhere. ;)

[Jeremy Badeaux]

Sorry it took me this long to post more quotes, I was out of town for a few days.

We're all in this alone. -Lily Tomlin

I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash. -Sigmund Freud

The big cities of America are becoming Third World countries. -Nora Ephron

Schizophrenia beats dining alone. -Unknown

No sane man will dance. -Cicero

Anything that is too stupid too be spoken is sung. -Voltaire

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? -Dr. Gonzo

The dead actor requested in his will that his body be cremated and ten persent of his ashes thrown in his agent's face. -Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. -Garrison Keiller

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. -Frank Crow

I don't really trust a sane person. -Pro Football lineman Lyle Alzado

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. -Robert Orben

In America there are two classes of travel - first and with children. -Robert Benchley

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -Woody Allen

Death is natures way of saying "Howdy". -Unknown

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Unknown

For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies. -Laurence Sterne

I tell you I can feel them! They're all around us! Young people! Getting closer!. -Hamilton Cartoon Caption

[onederlnd]

I figured I'd put up some quotes that reflect my life as of right now:

"I found more joy in sorrow, than you could find in joy." -- Sara Teasedale, The Answer

"Knowledge is the only instrument of production that is not subject to diminishing returns." -- J. M. Clark, Journal of Political Economy, Oct. 1927

"My life is like the autumn leaf that trembles in the moon's pale ray; Its hold is frail -- its date is brief, restless -- and soon to pass away" -- Richard Henry Wilder, My Life

"Time was -- time shall be -- drain the glass -- But where in time is now?" -- John Quincy Adams, The Hour Glass

"Where is truth if there is no self-trust?" -- William Shakespeare, **** of Lucrece

[RaNd0m]

C`mon Random,you know we don`t want that stuff here on the `Gym.The rules have always been that way and even though it`s in the news and everywhere in the world,it doesn`t mean it can be posted here.Please don`t post any "sexual" things again.-`Sensei.

[SwampertEX]

"Buttered Toast" -Ed (One of my personal Favorites ;))

[Marril]

"Between heaven and hell, amidst the clouds and the fires, disclosed by
guilty and innocent stands fallen angels and fugitive demons - God's wicked
children."
- Edgar Allan Poe

"Why are you people still alive?!?!?!
Oh yeah, its only tuesday..."
- Zorak

"Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, enexorably, here."
–-The Architect

[Joe Monkey]

"Here firewood, here firewood, doesn't look like theres any firewood here pikachu"-Ash

[IndigoMaster]

"Only misers perform great deeds" -Niccolo Macchiavelli, The Prince, 1532

[KingOfDemons]

Thous shalt not post a quote thread...because I'll bombard them with quotes!

1. "Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps: for he is the only animal is struck by the difference between what things are and what they might have been."
- William Hazlitt

2. "I’m not crazy; I just don’t give a darn."
- Daffy Duck

3. "It is the unknown that defies our existence. We are constantly searching, not just for answers to our questions, but for new questions. We are explorers. We explore our lives, day by day. And we explore the galaxy, trying to expand the boundaries of our knowledge. And that is why I am here. Not to conquer you with weapons or with ideas, but to coexist and learn."
- Avery Brooks as Comdr. Benjamin Sisko on the Television Show " Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", episode "Emissary."

4. "He (Magneto) knew that moral behavior was a choice, not a characteristic. Those who claim to be good…do evil. And those who have cursed and threatened their fellow man have often done so for a perceived greater good."
- The Watcher from Marvel’s Mini Series "Earth X" written by Alex Ross

5. "Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."
- George S. Patton

6. "I never deny, I never contradict. I sometimes forget."
- Benjamin Disraeli

7. "Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun."
- Robin Williams as Airman Adrian Cronaur from the movie "Good Morning, Vietnam"

8. "An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger."
- Dan Rather

9. "Opinion does create debate and, often times, controversy, just as it is designed to do. Right or wrong, that is the nature of the beast."
-- Jim Ross in his "The Ross Report" weekly column dated 08/25/2001 from WWE.com

10. "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from stupid questions."
-- Ted Giannoulas A.K.A. The San Diego Chicken quoted in the January 2003 Esquire Magazine in the article "What I've Learned".

11. "Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed…then I feel wet, and I realize there is."
-- Homer Simpson (voice of Dan Castellaneta), from the TV Show "THE SIMPSONS" quoted in the January 2003 Esquire Magazine in the article "What I've Learned: The Best of The Best".

[SwampertEX]

"Mmmmmmm Doughnuts (Gargaling Noise)."
-Homer Simpson
"Doh!"
-Homer Simpson

[Yugi's_tough_chick]

Oh boy, quotes! Lessee...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if aimed right.-Unknown

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand the apples you asked for in the first place!- Unknown

" If we're so rich.:looks up at "ceiling", which is really all the lights on the set:-then how come we can't afford a ceiling?"-Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire

" I remember when oil was 35 cents a gallon and everyone was talking about how we might run out. Turns out we did run out of 35-cents-a-gallon oil. But there's plenty of $2 a gallon oil."- Paul Rodriguez, quoted in Montreal Gazette

I have to think of more. Trust me, it will not take long. :thumb:

[Jeremy Badeaux]

If I had done everything I was credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard. -Frank Sinatra

Nothing succeeds like the appaerance of success. -Cristopher Lasch

Nothing fails like success. -Gerald Nachman

Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning. -Marlo Thomas

You may already be a loser. -Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. -Jerome K. Jerome

If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job. -Malcolm Forbes

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -Charlie McCarthy(Edgar Bergen)

Anybody who works is a fool. I don't work, I merely inflict myself on the public. -Robert Morley

Work is much more fun than fun. -Noël Coward

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. -Lily Tomlin

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. -Oscar Wile

Every generation laughs at the old fashions but religiously follows the new. -Harry David Thoreau

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner

Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose. -Unknown

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. -Napoleon

Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion. -Nicolas Boileau

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away. -Robert Orben

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -Redd Foxx

To eat is human
To digest divine. -Mark Twain

Recipe for chili from Allan Shivers, former governer of Texas:
Put a pot of chili on the stove to simmer.
Let it simmer. Meanwhile, broil a good steak.
Eat the steak. Let the chili simmer. Ignore it.

When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag. -Russell Baker

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. -G.K. Chesterton

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -Calvin Trillin

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. -Alfred Hitchcock

What luck for rulers that men do not think. -Adolf Hitler

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. -Voltaire

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. -W. Somerset Maugham

That will be all for now, I'm likey to post more at a later time.

[Marril]

"Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent. It
depends in part upon the myth-making imagination of humankind. The
person who experiences greatness must have a feeling for the myth he is in.
He must reflect what is projected upon him. And he must have a strong
sense of the sardonic. This is what uncouples him from belief in his own
pretensions. The sardonic is all that permits him to move within
himself. Without this quality, even occasional greatness will destroy a man."
- From "Collected Sayings of Muad'Dib", by the Princess Irulan

--

"Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless,
perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable,
because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're
stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly
wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a
while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an english toffee, but
they're gone too fast, and the taste is...fleeting. So you end up
with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and
teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat
those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless
brown paper wrappers."
- The Cigarette Smoking Man, X-Files: Musings of a CSM

--

"You have conquered, and I yield. Yet, henceforward, art thou also dead --
dead to the World, to Heaven, and to Hope! In me didst thou exist -- and, in
my death, see by this image, which is thine own, how utterly though hast murdered
thyself."
-Edgar Allen Poe

--

"You told me why you hate magic. You never asked why I hate the church. I'll tell
you why. It's because you're closed-minded, intolerant, dogmatic, and most of all,
you're amateurs."
-Jeff Grubb, The Gathering Dark

--

"I am not ressurected through my own power. I am ressurected
through human desires. For power, they steal and to them power
becomes justice. That's the reason I'm here. Do you not
have any desires? You humans develop according to desire, and
come to me after losing your faith. Can you really call me
evil?"
- Count Dracula

--

"Shouldn't a God be above those he oversees? To be omniscient
and omnipotent? Even a good God distances himself from those
he protects, and strikes down upon them with his wrath when
they displease him. Such is the nature of a God. Is it not
natural that I do the same thing?"
- Kesnick Vaspleck

--

"It is better to take what does not belong to you, rather than to leave
it lying there neglected."
- Mark Twain

[RaNd0m]

Lo Siento, Sensei =P

[jdb728]

C`mon Random,you know we don`t want that stuff here on the `Gym.The rules have always been that way and even though it`s in the news and everywhere in the world,it doesn`t mean it can be posted here.Please don`t post any "sexual" things again.-`Sensei.

Random, could you please PM me what you said? thanks.

[NoTime4LoveDrJ]

"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, referring to Iraq's alleged weapons of mass destruction

[Darkmasterchris]

Tony Robins HUNGRY-Tony Robins

[jdb728]

Edit-Not appropriate for this site.Please don`t do this again or actions will be taken.Remember,keep it clean.-`Sensei

Since the previous post had one word that was "Not appropriate for this site.", I'll post the "appropriate for this site" versions.

"Sometimes I * I'm * to a *":Lois Griffin(commenting on Peter's behaviour), followed by "Oh yeah, well if I'm a *, you know what that makes you, a *, and I'll be * if I'm gonna stay here and be lectured by a *":Peter Griffin. If you watched the episode "When you wish * a *" of Family Guy, you'll know what the full quotes are.

"With * every mission's a * mission":Zap Brannigan

Thanks for reading.

[KingOfDemons]

I got more:

1. "A straight line may be the shortest distance Between two points, but it is by no means the most Interesting." - The Doctor from the TV Show "Doctor Who

2. "Venom Man! /Venom Man!
Friendly Symbiote Venom Man!
Spins a web any size!
Catches Thieves! Makes them die!
Watch out! Yeah! Here comes the Venom Man!"
- Venom’s version of the cult 70’s theme song to the cartoon "Spider-Man." From Venom: Sign of the Boss Issue number 1.

3. "If you want my views of history then there’s something you should know, the three men I admire the most are Curley, Larry, and Moe."
- Meat Loaf, Everything louder than everything else.

4. "Don’t take this arse-whoopin’ personally son."
- ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin on the Playstation game "WWF Warzone"

5. "Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that’s how I’ll remember you."
- Michael Landon

6. "You wanna know how to stop war: Let all the soldiers get naked, then they don’t know who they’ll be shooting at. Then throw the women in there. No more war, just a lot of whoopee!"
- Robert Sacchi as Sam Marlowe from the TV Movie "Sam Marlowe, Private Eye"

7. "If there is nothing wrong with me, maybe there’s something wrong with the universe."
- Gates McFadden as Dr. Beverly Crusher on the TV Show "Star Trek: The Next Generation" Episode "Remember Me"

8. "I suppose this is what I get for recruiting bikers, druggies, dreamers, and Highlander fans."
- Graviton seeing his army getting defeated from "Thunderbolts" Volume 1, Issue 28

9. "A woman is more like a beer. They smell good... they look good... you'd step over your own Mother to get one."
- Homer Simpson (voice of Dan Castellaneta), from the TV Show "THE SIMPSONS"

10. " I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me."
- Abraham Lincoln

11. "Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
- Bender (voice of John DiMaggio) from The TV Show "Futurarma"

12. "You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."
- Frank Zappa

[Joe Monkey]

KOD, those are good quotes:D

"Mmmm, whats that smell, it's daytime"-Wayne Brady

[TR Shadow]

"Why go mad trying to keep yourself from going mad when it's easier to go mad now and save your sanity for later?"

--"Life, the Universe, and Everything" by Douglas Adams

"Good evening, I am the main dish of the day. May I intrest you in parts of my body?"

--"The Restraunt at the End of the Universe" by Douglas Adams

"It is a struggle and frustration and wonder and pain and joy. (Note to Ye Copy Editor; Leave me and my 'ands' alone)!"

--Author's note in "Fractal Mode" by Peirs Anthony

[Jeremy Badeaux]

I guess I'll post one or two more quotes now(not very many quotes this time though).

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. -James Thurber

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. -Charles Schulz

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. -Charles Schulz

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. -George Santayana

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the peron involved. -Mark Twain

The best way to get praise is to die. -Italian proverb

If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
-Thomas De Quincey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. -Robert Graves

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. -Biologist P.B. Medawar

Only the mediocre are always at their best. -Jean Giraudoux

The only reason some people get lost in though is because it's unfamiliar territory. -Paul Fox

[Yugi's_tough_chick]

Yes! I finally found more! I thought of doing this now, since I won't be on for the next several days.

" Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again."- Mike Myers on Inside the Actors Studio

" It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less." -P.D. James

"Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter." -Bono in Spin

"I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course, I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art."-Kermit the Frog

"Your imperfections are what make you beautiful."-Sandra Bullock in Parade

"Fishing is worth any amount of effort and any amount of expense to people who love it, because in the end you get such a large number of dreams per fish."- Ian Frazier, The Fish's eye

"If men can rule the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"-Linda Ellerbee in The Seattle Post-Intelligencer

"Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated."-Garry Trudeau

[AXE]

"The art of flying is simply the act of throwing ones self at the Earth and missing"-Douglas Adams-The More Than Complete Hitch Hikers Guide

"By the... which ones Pink"- Roger Waters of Pink Floyd (Have a Cigar-Wish You Where Here)

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something evan more bizare and inexplicable.

The is anothe that states this has already happend"-Douglas Adams

[Tails]

"Unplowed fields make hollow bellies. Unread books make hollow minds."

"Slow work... fine work."

"For a swift arrow, pull hard on the string."

"When the mantis hunts the locust, he forgets the swallow who's hunting him."
~~~~~
I don't know who originally said these... I saw them in an RP book.

[KingOfDemons]

Woo-hoo! The page is updated.

1. (This one goes out to Yugi's Tough Chick) "A clown? A clown?! You used your last turn of the match by reviving a clown?!?!"
-- Maximillion Pegasus

2. "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

3. "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood...who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and...if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."
-- Theodore Roosevelt

4. "You cannot stay on the summit forever; you have to come down again. So why bother in the first place? Just this: What is above knows what is below, but what is below does not know what is above. One climbs, one sees. One descends, one sees no longer, but one has seen. There is an art of conducting oneself in the lower regions by the memory of what one saw higher up. When one can no longer see, one can at least still know."
- Rene Daumal

5. "Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide."
- Napoleon

6. "If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you are telling the truth, even when what you are saying is total cuh-rap."
- Richard Belzer from the book "UFOs, JFK, and Elvis: Conspiracies You Don’t Have to Be Crazy to Believe". This quote was also sited in "Foley Is Good: And The Real World is Faker Than Wrestling" by Mick Foley

7. "Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful."
-- Buddha

8. "Deadpool’s Rule #14:
When you’re the title star of the book…you’ll always live to fight another day…even if you did screw up royally"
- Taken from Deadpool’s book of wisdom from Marvel’s "Heroes Reborn: Remnants

[Marril]

"And it came to pass that the Wrath of Oingo Boingo fell upon the land. And Oingo Boingo cried out and said, "Behold, I have a wrath and I have fallen out upon your land." And the villagers of the land were frightened and proclaimed to Oingo Boingo, "Behold, we are frightened, because you have a wrath and have fell upon our land." And Oingo Boingo answered to them, "Its because of you being frightened because of my wrath and falling out upon your land, that I shall destroy you." And Oingo Boingo did so. And it was NOT good, for all those who did see the great Oingo Boingo fell to his wrath."
-Tyais 3:16

--

"I used to play Magic, but I decided to do something simpler; nuclear arms designing."
-Myuu2

--

"First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win."
-Ghandi

--

[Law of Animé]
23.Law of Juvenile Intellectuality

Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

--

[Law of Animé]
44.Law of Nominative Clamovocation

The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

--

"Oops."
—Too many people to count.

[jdb728]

"Have you ever tried shuting off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?": Bender, from Futurama(The episode where Bender was on "All My Circuits", and the kids started copying his behavior).

[SlimeyGrimey]

"People will believe anything, either because they want to, or because they fear it is true"
-Terry Goodkind-Wizard's First Rule

"If everything seems to be going fine, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on"
-Murphy's Law

[Yugi's_tough_chick]

Woo-hoo! The page is updated.

1. (This one goes out to Yugi's Tough Chick) "A clown? A clown?! You used your last turn of the match by reviving a clown?!?!"
-- Maximillion Pegasus

;) :D

[penguin_master]

"I could use some pants"
Slowking, pokemon 2000 :p
"There is always risk; you can't steal second and keep your feet on first.
Unknown
"Purpose is, after all, why were're here. Isn't it, Mr. Anderson?"
Smith, The Matrix
"I felt compelled to break the rules."
Smith again :)

[Tails]

If you have one copy of a card in your deck, you will either never draw it, or draw it every game and never have the opportunity to play it.
~Unwritten book of TCG laws.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who can understand binary and those who can't.

"Maple bars aren't donuts."
"Maple bars are donuts"

[Jeremy Badeaux]

Sorry about the wait.
Time for more quotes.

Art is about making something out of nothing and selling it. -Frank Zappa

Death is nature's way of saying, "You're table is ready." -Robin Williams

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything else to do that day. -Joe Restivo

Grave, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student. -Ambrose Bierce

The old neighborhood has changed. Hurley Brothers Funeral Home is now called Death 'n' Things. -Elmore Leonard

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -Paula Poundstone

I really didn't say everything I said. -Yogi Berra

You can be sincere and still be stupid. -Unknown

Two leaps over a chasm is fatal. -Chinese Proverb

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? -Steven Wright

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley

The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard

There's a deception to every rule. -Hal Lee Luyah(obviously an alias)

Quote me if I'm wrong. -Unknown

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -Bill Watterson

There ain't no rules around here! Were trying to accomplish something! -Thomas Edison

[sjmp]

All that is neccesary for evil to win, is that good men do nothing - Unkown

I can kill you without a tray - Eddie Izzard

It's only becuse of death that we appreciate life - me

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you happy - me again

[Marril]

"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
—Murphy's Law

--

"Funeral is an anagram of 'real fun.'"
—Unknown
(But that's plain freaky!)

--

"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"
—Indiana Jones

[Joe Monkey]

"There's an old man coming out of the urinal!" Manta, The Shaman King

"Only decent people can see ghosts" Amidamaru, The Shaman King

"Hey! I'm trying to go to the bathroom here!" Yoh, The Shaman King

[Jeremy Badeaux]

I'm sorry if any of these quotes have already been posted.

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. -Unknown

Do it big or stay in bed. -Opera producer Larry Kelly

Elvis Presley had nothing to do with excellence, just myth. -Marlon Brando

Assassins! -Arturo Toscanini to his orchestra

Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there. -Mickey Friedman

Support wildlife. Throw a party. -Unknown

You're ugly. Not only that, you need a root canal. -James J. Garret, D.D.S.

[penguin_master]

" Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?!?!"
-Ron Weasly, Harry Potter Movie 2