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PokePop
02/14/2006, 01:32 PM
They warned us: http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/10ways.jpg

fastphil
02/14/2006, 01:37 PM
HAHAHAhahaha :lol:

Dek
02/15/2006, 01:21 PM
They warned us: http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/10ways.jpg
Reminds me of the joke I made yesterday...

"How Dick Cheney is celebrating V-Day...

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I got a shotgun loaded
And it's pointed right at you"

Hummers2187plus3
02/15/2006, 03:47 PM
I cant believe how rude and disrespectful you people are

SD PokeMom
02/15/2006, 04:08 PM
There are some pretty good clips from the Daily Show on the Comedy Central site...

'mom

Dek
02/15/2006, 04:24 PM
I cant believe how rude and disrespectful you people are
And I can't believe it's not butter!

Benlugia
02/15/2006, 04:38 PM
There are some pretty good clips from the Daily Show on the Comedy Central site...

'mom

AWWWWEEESSSSSOOOMMMEEEEEE--pokemom watches the daily show too!!!!

Originally Posted by Hummers2187plus3
I cant believe how rude and disrespectful you people are
i can't believe our vice president mistook a 78 year-old man as a bird. a small bird.

fastphil
02/15/2006, 04:53 PM
i can't believe our vice president mistook a 78 year-old man as a bird. a small bird.

He was leading the bird and it's path took it right by the man who was shot. It's not like he aimed directly at him and fired.

Burninating_Torchic
02/15/2006, 05:05 PM
And I can't believe it's not butter!

You're my hero.

This thing is amazing.
Lovely how much satire is produced when an important person kills/seriously injures someone.

ColdFire64
02/15/2006, 05:08 PM
I guess a beer at lunch can only lead to something as stupid as this. At least Cheney's friend is recovering...

pat460
02/15/2006, 05:24 PM
lol

Benlugia
02/15/2006, 05:42 PM
He was leading the bird and it's path took it right by the man who was shot. It's not like he aimed directly at him and fired.
true, but, its funny thinking about it that way:tongue:

fastphil
02/16/2006, 09:08 AM
true, but, its funny thinking about it that way:tongue:


Agreed, but really only if the guy turns out to be ok

coolmanderzx
02/16/2006, 09:13 AM
lol this is just great more mockery of george bush's administration. :biggrin:

Benlugia
02/16/2006, 12:04 PM
Agreed, but really only if the guy turns out to be ok
no no--i'll laugh if cheney gets charged with something.

Burninating_Torchic
02/16/2006, 12:10 PM
no no--i'll laugh if cheney gets charged with something.

Hmm...if this guy dies, can they impeach a vice president for murder?
o.O

Benlugia
02/16/2006, 12:14 PM
Hmm...if this guy dies, can they impeach a vice president for murder?
o.O
they can charge him for murder. knowing how corrupt the government is, he could probably get out of the situation and not feel remorse because he's a robot. even if he did get impeached, an EMS team would still have to stay with him (cause hey, SOMEBODY'S gotta replace his batteries).

Myn_donos
02/16/2006, 12:21 PM
lol this is just great more mockery of george bush's administration. :biggrin:

hahahahahaha, god, i remember making fun of clinton and his cigars :rolleyes: i guess it's cheney and fire arms for this administration.:rolleyes:

PokePop
02/16/2006, 12:27 PM
Hmm...if this guy dies, can they impeach a vice president for murder?
o.O
No fan of the administration, but even if the guy dies it was an accident.
True, an accident due to Cheaney's negligence, but an accident none-the-less.
The incident is so much a metaphor for the way this administration conducts business (shoot first, ask questions later; keep everything secret no matter what; admit no error unless and until forced to, if even then), but I don't see Cheaney as being guilty of anything more than minor things like not getting his stamp, being a sloppy shooter and, oh yeah, being a fake tough guy because he's shooting domesticated quail that present no real challenge.

As someone pointed out, Teddy Roosevelt got the "Teddy Bear" named after him for refusing to shoot a bear cub dragged up before him as a "hunting target". Cheaney would have shot it without a second thought.
There will be no "Cheaney Quail".

Burninating_Torchic
02/16/2006, 12:33 PM
There will be no "Cheaney Quail".

From this point forward, dead quails will be known as Cheyneys, and Quail Hunting will be referred to as Cheyneying.

Lawman
02/16/2006, 01:11 PM
The sheriff has announced today that no charges wil be brought ag'st Cheney. It must be nice to have friends in high (or LOW) places! Anyway, if the guy died, and it was as a result of this shooting, then he coulda been charged with Criminally Negligent homicide. Notice, the intent (or mens rea) is negligent, not knowing or even intentional.

Keith

Benlugia
02/16/2006, 01:18 PM
From this point forward, dead quails will be known as Cheyneys, and Quail Hunting will be referred to as Cheyneying.
but he didn't shoot the quail. he shot a 78 year-old man, who he mistook as a bird.
if you call the quails "cheany's," what will you call 78 year-old men?

Moss Factor
02/16/2006, 01:24 PM
Yeah a single beer at lunch is really gonna do ANYTHING to a guy as big as Cheney. People trying to imply that he was "drunk" or something are stupid.

It was a mistake that happens to people all the time. Yeah its fun to make jokes about it, but at the same time don't sit there and imply he's "getting away" with anything.

PokeWisconsin
02/16/2006, 01:27 PM
They warned us: http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/10ways.jpg

Real mature, Pop.

PokePop
02/16/2006, 01:59 PM
but he didn't shoot the quail. he shot a 78 year-old man, who he mistook as a bird.
if you call the quails "cheany's," what will you call 78 year-old men?
Why, Pepper, of course.

Hummers2187plus3
02/16/2006, 02:30 PM
Yeah a single beer at lunch is really gonna do ANYTHING to a guy as big as Cheney. People trying to imply that he was "drunk" or something are stupid.

It was a mistake that happens to people all the time. Yeah its fun to make jokes about it, but at the same time don't sit there and imply he's "getting away" with anything.
^^^^^Thank you
seriously people dont you think he feels bad about the ACCEDENT

Benlugia
02/16/2006, 03:12 PM
awwwww....HE feels bad?? i pity him so.
now, onto the guy who GOT SHOT...

Adam Garcia
02/16/2006, 03:20 PM
awwwww....HE feels bad?? i pity him so.
now, onto the guy who GOT SHOT...


nice comeback

Hummers2187plus3
02/16/2006, 05:11 PM
what do you think i dont care about the guy who got shot???? i fell worse for him but i dont think people like you should critize the government or chaney for an accedent

SD PokeMom
02/16/2006, 05:22 PM
Well, that's part and parcel of living in a free country: we have the RIGHT...no, the _responsibility, IMO...to criticize the government and/or it's 'leaders' should we feel they are deserving of it. Just like you have the right to disagree with said criticisms...

Though with the renewal of the 'patriot' act, who knows how long _that_ will last...=/

'mom

Hummers2187plus3
02/16/2006, 05:29 PM
Well, that's part and parcel of living in a free country: we have the RIGHT...no, the _responsibility, IMO...to criticize the government and/or it's 'leaders' should we feel they are deserving of it. Just like you have the right to disagree with said criticisms...
i agree 100%
i have the right to disagree with you and you have the right to disagree with me. thats what i love about this country. normally i dont like to debate people because we both have every right to believe what ever we want. Its just im board out of my mind, ive been sick for 4 days and had nothing to do but computer & tv.

hitmonchan93
02/16/2006, 06:23 PM
lol. That's rich 'Pop! Whewww.

homeofmew
02/16/2006, 07:54 PM
pretty funny
XD Headbutt? is Cheney now a Catchable POKEMON?

Lawman
02/17/2006, 07:24 AM
I dont really think Cheney is sorry about anything other than the fact that everyone KNOWS about him shooting his 78 yr old att'y pal. He didnt have a tag to shoot quail, he obv. hasnt attended any hunter safety program for SOME time bc everyone that hunts at least a little bit knows to be aware of your surroundings and your FELLOW HUNTERS in the group. (This coming from a complete non hunter who learned hunter safety in the 6th grade some 25 or so yrs ago!!) [I do know several hunters tho]

Cheney is a complete twit who is only there to benefit him and his cronies. He is one good heart palpatation away from being buried next to the all the young, innocent souls in Arlington Cemetary who have given up their life to protect this country fighting this senseless "war" in Iraq.

Keith

Psycho_Lugia_X
02/17/2006, 08:42 PM
...I would comment on how funny I found the picture from the first post, but the subsequent posts just shot the lighthearted mood to the ground.

Pun intended.