It's a sign!

[Orange Soda]

Post funny signs you've seen.

In my dorm cafeteria, there is a sign hung on each cooler right behind the counter where you go to get food, in full view of all customers. "Label & Date everything that goes into this cooler. It is very, very important."

One time I was riding in the car with my family when I saw a sign that said something like "I lost 37 pounds! Call for free sample!" Eeew...

[johnznothere]

"No Tresspassing
Tresspassers shall be shot.
Survivors shall be shot again."

[Marril]

"We're sorry. All the toilets on this floor are broken. Please use the floor below."

"If you can't read, [this school] will teach you how! Call for details."

"The person who stole the ladder from the janitor's room yesterday is encouraged to return it or futher steps will be taken."

(on the main doors of a church) "Enter ye all by these doors of Heaven." (below it) "This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use the side entrance."

[Joe Monkey]

"I bet you a dollar you are reading this sign"

[PokePop]

Sign near a playground in England:
"Dead Slow Children Playing"

[Dek]

Here was one i saw at a Party store that closed a few years ago

"Anyone prosecuted of stealing will be eaten alive"

[firebomb]

I saw this on a sign in a store:

costomers wanted

[yoshi1001]

Here's what I saw on the menu at the dining hall:

Glorified Rice

No, really.

And don't get me started on:

Toco Bar

[Orange Soda]

Hahaha, that reminds me of the menu I saw way back when that caused me to start a different thread. "Sauteed Squish".

[Dunjohn]

There's a school in town with one of those city maps outside it, with a big red arrow and the words "You Are Here" on it. Some time ago, someone came along and scrawled a second arrow pointing to the school on the map: "You're Supposed To Be In Here".

[Dek]

One of my friends gave me a link to a sign that was in Canada (i think). I dont have the link anymore, but the sign went something like this:

"For people: All dogs must be on leashes at all times.
For dogs: Woof woof."

[Joe Monkey]

The Utah Fun Dome sign hasn't been fixed so it says Fun Dom.

Yes ph33r the Fun Dom

[firebomb]

Dunjohn reminded me of a poster i saw in a train sation that said "you are here" with no map or picture on it.

[yoshi1001]

Dunjohn reminded me of a poster i saw in a train sation that said "you are here" with no map or picture on it.


Nevertheless, you were there, weren't you?

[Dek]

oh, here is a good one, but you really need to picture this one...

Imagine you are at a "fork in teh road" (a road that splits into two roads). Now imagine a metal bar with 2 signs. One that represents "No left turn" and one that represents "no right turn" :lol:

[Jeremy Badeaux]

"do not walk in front of bus" -Sign on a bus (I was going to do some jazzercise in front of the bus, but nooo. . . :p ).

[Orange Soda]

I walk to Walmart on occasion to stock up on supplies. On the way, I pass a store that looks like it's been closed for some time. There are various phrases painted accross the wall just below the roof. One such phrase is "Open 365 days a year!", right above a door with a sign on it labeled "No Tresspassing".

[SlimeyGrimey]

Heh, I like how on the back of the jumbo pokemon cards it says "Not for Play Use". Imagine shuffling your deck with one of those in it.

[The Fish King]

On a No-Smoking sign:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate measures.

[mysterioustrainer]

Parking for Chili's To-go customers. All others will be towed and crushed at owner's expense.

[Spectreon]

Please now this is supposed to have a typo in it... Me and Poinko went up for the Moore, OK CC. While driving we say this sign for some kinda resteruant, forget the name but it read...

"Its the Bset Ever!"

[White Gryphon]

Someone printed this and taped it to the inside of the rear window of their Jeep, a picture of Ryoko from Tenshi Muyo and beside her it says, "got sake?"

OK, maybe that wasn't the funniest one...

Oh, oh, I remember... Late one night, driving around a Wendy's, on the front sign it says "Try our new wild mountain combs."

[Marriland]

Funniest sign I've seen in a long while...

"Beach now open!"
(or maybe it was "Beach is open!"... I only saw it for half a second in the car)

Two things that are funny about that.

1) There aren't any large water-masses around here, in the nations heartland.

2) It was 30º out at the time ._.;

Again, my eyes might have been deceiving me, but I'm pretty sure that's what I saw, and I laughed so hard! XP

[Dunjohn]

Here's one I saw in the bus recently:

ATTENTION
No unfolded buggies to be parked in the aisle. Occupants must be removed from buggies, fold up and store in the space provided.

[Shinji Ikari]

Beware of Dog (With picture of barking dog belonw)

okay?
BEWARE OF GOD with cross below...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

Here is one me,LuMaga1 and our buddy josh saw one day while driving from a local pokemon tournmant:

Slow down,my daddy works here

and if that one wasent bad enough there was a 2nd one two miles ahead saying

Slow down,my mommy works here

They were big billboards aimed at the highway so we were laughing at it.


Another one i loved was here in the cuty:

One day my family was driving towards pleasentville and we saw a big white billboard saying:

Eat more chikin,2 cows were making a stand and the 3rd one was standing on thier backs with this black paint brush writing it.

It was really funny

[Yugi's_tough_chick]

I was watching a national news report, and across the bottom of the screen is a little scroll bar. It was talking about a missing person case. It said this:

" Officials released sent-tracking dogs..." :lol:

I mean, come on! It's national TV! And they can't spell? It was only on screen for maybe 5 seconds, but it was still funny.

[Strike]

This was a sign I saw on the back window of a hummer once: Greenpeace.

subtle isn't it?

[UncleBob]

Okay... at a Wal-Mart I used to work at...

There's a door in the back of the store.

Above the door is a light up sign that says, of course, "EXIT".

About half way down the door is a bar that you would push to open the door. On this bar is a label that syas something along the lines of "EMERGENCY EXIT - ALARM WILL SOUND"

About head-level on the door was another sign, red and white, with a little diagram of a man running down a staircase. In big, bold letters, the sign read "FIRE EXIT" above the picture and "DO NOT BLOCK" below the picture.

Between the bar and the diagram of the man running down the steps was a big sticker with a blue background and white letters that read "NOT AN EXIT".

[Entei27]

Kid with gas eat free!