1-3 word per person never ending funny story

[Team Rocket Elite]

You know how it works.

One morning all 73 Scythers in the Scy faimly woke up and had a bunch of Hitmonchans for breakfest. For Brunch they had pansy Haymaker cerial. Then they went outside where they met the terrible grape from Popa. The terrible grape was sent by the bald monkey with butter on his hairy head. The terrible grape said...

[White Gryphon]

"Woo, boy howdy!"

[Seraph]

"Butters up!"

[tia3]

and the scythers

[SailorClef]

all went crazy

(bleah.. i like the one sentence add on better :p)

[Jim Ferrell]

and ate cookies...

[Marril]

...and TRE's socks...

[BLiZzArD]

which tasted minty

[tia3]

and smelled like..

[Marril]

a tuna fish...

[Tails]

despite the fact

[tia3]

that it looked..

[Marril]

like a gigantic...

[Baboon]

can of spam.

[tia3]

After they ate

[Tails]

The spam socks

[Strike]

and the elusive...

[Tails]

gigantic maple bars

[Marril]

which were very...

[Prime]

scrumpdiddley umptious, they

[Dunjohn]

fell off the...

[DARKGeNGaR094]

edge of the

[White Gryphon]

really tall cliff.

[Marril]

Right into the...

[Team Rocket Elite]

pile of...

[Strike]

Pikachu Dolls which...

[Dek]

came to life...

[Marril]

and started to...

[Dek]

use the force...

[Marril]

so they could...

[Dek]

save the scythers...

[Marril]

but instead they...

[Dek]

saved the Hitmonchans...

[Carrington388]

and Maxamillian Pegasus.

[BLiZzArD]

which couldn't happen...

[Marril]

because suddenly the...

[Team Rocket Elite]

people of Earth...

[Marril]

rose up and...

[White Gryphon]

...brutally murdered Pegasus.

[Prime]

...and the happy...

[scizorulz87]

sad, confused, people.

[Marril]

sat down and...

[Tails]

started break dancing

[PokemonCardSell]

then they heard...

[Marril]

a very loud...

[Tails]

"PIKA PIKA" from

[PokemonCardSell]

a blue pikachu

[Tails]

With a crown

[Marril]

which was very...

[Prime]

blue, so king

[PokemonCardSell]

like, Very Gold

[White Gryphon]

...and stupid-looking.

[PokemonCardSell]

then the pikachu...

[Marril]

ran up to...

[PokemonCardSell]

a aron that...

[rebellee1187]

was doing sit-ups

[White Gryphon]

...and then said, "...

[Team Rocket Elite]

I'm King Pikachu!

[PokemonCardSell]

The ruler of...

[yoshi1001]

marshmellows.

[PokemonCardSell]

I was suprised...

[Tails]

To find that

[Marril]

instead of marshmallows...

[Team Rocket Elite]

it ruled over...

[yoshi1001]

western L.A.

[soslowpoke]

Take that Schwartzeneger

[Tails]

Then King Pika

[White Gryphon]

did the Macarena.

[yoshi1001]

Which was strange...

[rebellee1187]

, and got stranger, when it...

[PokemonCardSell]

Started breakDancing

[djcati]

to the beat

[yoshi1001]

of Wizpog Paridise.

[Tails]

Then it saw

[PokemonCardSell]

an oversized caterpie

[Marril]

who was very...

[yoshi1001]

excited about...

[Dek]

seeing Arthas Zero...

[Dunjohn]

being flattened by...

[Tails]

Bundles of Dunsparce cards.

[Prime]

until it could

[Marril]

not even start to...

[Dek]

play guitar...

[yoshi1001]

in a...

[Marril]

really, really big...

[PokemonCardSell]

bulldozer filled with

[Jeremy]

Hypno.

[yoshi1001]

Meanwhile, back in....

[Marril]

the scythers' house...

[White Gryphon]

...we partied 'till...

[TheDeuce]

...a Magikarp army...

[yoshi1001]

...ate all the...

[GuardianTIM]

...Cheesy-Cheese-Cheeselike...

[DARKGeNGaR094]

PokéGym logo.

[Note to some: This is a 1-3 never ending funny story, so no posts of 4 words please]

[scizorulz87]

Then they barfed.

[White Gryphon]

And it was...

[PokemonCardSell]

Cheesy

[Marril]

like a very...

[yoshi1001]

well, you get...

[DARKGeNGaR094]

a bad smell...

[PokemonCardSell]

which almost made...

[Dunjohn]

SD_Pokémom lock the...

[Marril]

improv thread because...

[yoshi1001]

...it had too..

[Marril]

run off and...

[GuardianTIM]

ask GuardianTIM about

[White Gryphon]

...how to sing.

[Marril]

But instead it...

[yoshi1001]

asked...

[GuardianTIM]

about why Pokemon...

[Marril]

was really, really...

[Dunjohn]

squeaky. Blood-curdlingly, the...

[TR Shadow]

...Rubber ducky...

[Monkey_Without_Wings]

double bacon cheeseburger

[yoshi1001]

value meal

[rebellee1187]

with onion rings...

[Prime]

...and george lucas...

[Marril]

who wrote a...

[yoshi1001]

screenplay regarding...

[Dunjohn]

a...

[Marril]

Weedle Song, but...

[Monkey_Without_Wings]

The Rock

[walistingting]

was killed by...

[Team Rocket Elite]

a passing group...

[Marril]

with a...

[Team Rocket Elite]

amphistaff.

[Marril]

But this amphistaff...

[Team Rocket Elite]

was formerly Marril's...

[yoshi1001]

baseball bat...

[Marril]

but then she...

(she = Marril)

[Dek]

magically changed it...

[Team Rocket Elite]

summoned Tschel to

[Marril]

fight TRE with...

[Dek]

a stick with...

[yoshi1001]

a wooden handle

[Team Rocket Elite]

However, TRE countered...

[PokemonCardSell]

which was VERY

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

strange, since he...

[DARKGeNGaR094]

couldn't hold weapons.

[yoshi1001]

But he could

[Marril]

do a tapdance.

[TheDeuce]

Meanwhile, across town...

[GuardianTIM]

yoshi1001 was searching...

[Marril]

for the fabled...

[yoshi1001]

magic hat.

[Team Rocket Elite]

The hat was

[Dunjohn]

Full of Scythers.

[Marril]

And the Scythers...

[Team Rocket Elite]

were really Ditto.

[yoshi1001]

But the Ditto...

[Skantid]

...suddenly transformed into...

[Marril]

Apollo.

[Dek]

Apollo then created...

[yoshi1001]

Fat-free lasagna

[Marril]

with 100% fat.

[Shadow-shadock]

And the hitmonchans

[XFlare]

said Haryiamas copy

[Dunjohn]

was a fake!!!

[yoshi1001]

In any case,

[XFlare]

Manny Ramirez said

[Marril]

"Let's be friends."

[rebellee1187]

and I responded...

[yoshi1001]

with a sudden...

[XFlare]

Anger in Waluigi

[Shadow-shadock]

Kill the scythers!

[XFlare]

Chipper Jones said..

[Marril]

"Go home."

[XFlare]

opponent, we'll win!"

[Dunjohn]

" Forsooth! We needn't..."

[GuardianTIM]

play Skittles and

[yoshi1001]

lose.

[Marril]

"We need to..."

[GuardianTIM]

...start consuming rather...

[Dunjohn]

"vigourously the trees..."

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

or they will

[sjmp]

Fall On The

[Marril]

small Ham-Hams' large...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

pet lizard named

[ShadowOfTyranitar]

vomit, who ate...

[yoshi1001]

"Weird Al" Yankovic.

[Pikachu Mage]

Meanwhile, the Scythers ......

[Marril]

continued eating Haymakers...

[GuardianTIM]

Because they couldn't....

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

beat them fairly.

[GuardianTIM]

A Wise man

[Marril]

once said, "I...

[yoshi1001]

only like

[GuardianTIM]

..Pokemon that...

[Marril]

...wear shorts." Meanwhile...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

Mario and Luigi

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

(How does this sneak off the first page)
fought the Ham-Hams

[ShadowOfTyranitar]

and lost terribly

[GuardianTIM]

because of the

[Fantasy Fox]

hairy monster in

[ShadowOfTyranitar]

toilet which had

[Fantasy Fox]

used a toiletpaper

[ShadowOfTyranitar]

noone knew about

[Marril]

because the toiletpaper...

[Eevee234]

started rolling rapidly......

[GuardianTIM]

downhill. This caused...

[Marril]

Apollo to get...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

a plunger to

[GuardianTIM]

wear as a...

[GuardianTIM]

finish to this story, it would seem.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

But refused death.....

[GuardianTIM]

whilst whistling the...

[Marril]

Weedle Song. Meanwhile...

[GuardianTIM]

there were little...

[Team Rocket Elite]

Pikachu's dancing...

[GuardianTIM]

to the tune...

[Marril]

of Oingo Boingo.

[chadwick_the_ignoramas2]

When he heard...

[GuardianTIM]

a horrible sound...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

That revived it

[SailorClef]

and went "BOOM"

[Marril]

But then it...

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

stood and said

[Spectreon]

"look it's a".....

[GuardianTIM]

Hypercolour(tm) T-shirt wearing.....

[Marril]

...clone of Rei!

[GuardianTIM]

Marril and GuardianTIM...

[jesschow12]

thinking its ugly

[GuardianTIM]

decided that they

[Spectreon]

would set it....

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

on the ground

[GuardianTIM]

next to a

[Spectreon]

hidious old woman.

[Marril]

But this woman...

[Edderz]

... so ugly that...

[jesschow12]

the pokemon wants...

[Spectreon]

to hide behind

[Edderz]

the nearest tree...

[GuardianTIM]

with their friend...

[Spectreon]

Sudowodo, who was

[GuardianTIM]

hiding behind Edderz!!!

[chadwick_the_ignoramas2]

It says deeply...

[Gyarados Master]

Which way did...

[Hot Mustid]

your mom go?

[Adv1sor]

Not my mom!

[Marril]

...said Apollo, who...

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

hit sudowoodo hard

[Valker]

enough to knock

Idly, it's my fault the original 'Gym version of this post was locked. Heh.

[NoPoke]

over the single

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

baby wobbufett but

[AbsolutelyNobody]

...the 00ber-L33T...

[Hot Mustid]

(V)0(V) 0|F 1337/V355

[SailorClef]

listened to j-rock

[White Gryphon]

and suffered terribly.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

from bledding eardrums