Rule #86

[V_For_Vendetta]

There are certain rules in this world that we must abide by. We don’t always agree with them, and they rarely agree with us, but if we are to survive to see tomorrow, we need to place our personal feelings aside and just accept things for what they are.

Take rule #86, for instance.

Rule #86 states that every time someone speaks your name, it creates a duplicate of you.

Consider that.

Every time your parents ever scolded you using your full name, they’ve given birth to another you. Every time someone at the doctor’s office told you the doctor could see you now, somewhere in the world, another. Every time a lover cried it out in a fit of passion… another.

Think about that. Think about this thing you take for granted. This beautiful gift given to you by your ancestors and forefathers. Your name.

Imagine living in a world where your name was a curse instead of a gift.

“That’s my name, don’t wear it out.”

You people are so funny.

For us, your name wears *you* out. It hunts you down. It fights for survival. Tries to steal your life to save its own. After all, who is the real you when you all bear the same name?

But then… those are the rules. Just one more in an endless stream of governing laws that warp and disrupt and diminish our world, little by little, piece by piece, one name at a time.

I just wanted you to think about that. Remember it every time you sign a check. When you introduce yourself. When you gift your newborn child.

Remember rule #86, and remember that we are watching you, and we are waiting.

Every world has rules. You test the boundaries of yours every day. Someday you will find a way to break those rules, and in doing so, you will let us in.

And then you will have to learn the rules all over again.

See you soon.

Signed,

V

[hitmonchan93]

...Interesting rule. That'd be REALLY strange if that did happen.

[SPARTA]

Rule #29 is better. Every time you exhale, a little bit of your soul escapes.
Luckily, you almost always inhale it back before anyone else gets to it. Almost.

...Ever fogged up a mirror with your breath? Don't do that.

[Vengence Dragon]

where you get this from

wikipedia?

[PokePop]

where you get this from

wikipedia?

Wackypedia .

[drmario]

drmario,drmario,drmario,drmario! So does that mean I just made 4 virtual copies of me? Or does it only work on your real name? Or does that mean I just made 4 copies of the real me?:lol:

[Vengence Dragon]

Wackypedia .

well played pokepop, well played indeed

[SPARTA]

Wackypedia .

A mod violating the 17 character rule.
Tsk tsk tsk.

[PokePop]

Hey, c'mon! That was funny.

We're treating it like jaywalking.

What's being penalized now is calling attention to it.

Hmmmmm.....

[SPARTA]

Hey, c'mon! That was funny.

We're treating it like jaywalking.

What's being penalized now is calling attention to it.

Hmmmmm.....

Actually Jaywalking is penalized by the car that hits you and breaks your ribcage.
Some might say that is enough punishment <.<

And while we are telling creepy stories...

Every child fears under their bed. If they don’t, they fear the closet, or maybe that little crack in the almost closed door.

Scientists know that children are more perceptive, they see things adults don’t. They aren’t yet tethered into only accepting what society wants them to accept. They see what is truly there.

They see the monsters.

If you were to borrow a child’s eyes and see through them for a night, you would go insane. To be able to see what you only dimly remember, burrowing into your covers while wearing those train pajamas, hoping to a God you can barely comprehend that “it” doesn’t see you back…would drive an adult crazy. Because Adults forget the rules.

1) Cover yourself. If you can’t see it, it can’t see you. Even if it makes it harder to breathe.

2) Don’t make a noise. Every whimper can lead to destruction.

3) Don’t move. It attracts their attention.

4) Only light can make them go away. Bright light. Flashlights make it worse.

Teens are caught in the middle. They still feel what’s there, but they cannot see… and they forget the rules….

Why do you think there are so many insomniacs typing at their computers, subconsciously praying the light from their monitor will be enough to keep them away?

It’s not. Now look behind you with a child’s eyes and try not to scream.

[hitmonchan93]

It's meme time isn't it?

[Professor_Chris]

You know whats a scary rule? #34.

[Shellshock929]

I can't really think of scarier rules. Are there any worse than #29?

[DarthPika]

DarthPika X 100

Now all 100 of me will take over this forum. bwahahaha

[Jran Sakarra]

You know whats a scary rule? #34.

That's something you ever don't want to think about.

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Actually Jaywalking is penalized by the car that hits you and breaks your ribcage.
Some might say that is enough punishment <.<

And while we are telling creepy stories...

Every child fears under their bed. If they don’t, they fear the closet, or maybe that little crack in the almost closed door.

Scientists know that children are more perceptive, they see things adults don’t. They aren’t yet tethered into only accepting what society wants them to accept. They see what is truly there.

They see the monsters.

If you were to borrow a child’s eyes and see through them for a night, you would go insane. To be able to see what you only dimly remember, burrowing into your covers while wearing those train pajamas, hoping to a God you can barely comprehend that “it” doesn’t see you back…would drive an adult crazy. Because Adults forget the rules.

1) Cover yourself. If you can’t see it, it can’t see you. Even if it makes it harder to breathe.

2) Don’t make a noise. Every whimper can lead to destruction.

3) Don’t move. It attracts their attention.

4) Only light can make them go away. Bright light. Flashlights make it worse.

Teens are caught in the middle. They still feel what’s there, but they cannot see… and they forget the rules….

Why do you think there are so many insomniacs typing at their computers, subconsciously praying the light from their monitor will be enough to keep them away?

It’s not. Now look behind you with a child’s eyes and try not to scream.

Once you think about it like that....
Its kinda creepy

[toxictaipan]

Alright, I give up. What is this about?

[charchar]

Just some rules, I don't get it much either but some are funny while others are scary.

[SPARTA]

Rule #53, Everything that was dreamed about is real. This was confirmed by a recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston, MA, which concluded concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares.

Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words, those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams?" They're real.

Sweet dreams boys and girls....

[hitmonchan93]

Rule #53, Everything that was dreamed about is real. This was confirmed by a recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston, MA, which concluded concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares.

Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words, those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams?" They're real.

Sweet dreams boys and girls....

That's pretty awesome.

[yoyofsho16]

Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

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One school day, a boy named Tom was sitting in class and doing math. It was six more minutes until after school. As he was doing his homework, something caught his eye.

His desk was next to the window, and he turned and stared outside. It looked liked a picture. When it was home time at the school, he ran to the spot where he saw it. He ran fast so that no one else could grab it.

He picked it up and smiled. It had a picture of the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She had a dress with tights on and red shoes, and her hand was formed into a peace sign.

She was so beautiful he wanted to meet her, so he ran all over the school and asked everyone if they knew her or have ever seen her before. But everyone he asked said "no." He was devastated.

When he was home, he asked his older sister if she knew the girl, but unfortunately she also said "no." It was very late, so Tom walked up the stairs, placed the picture on his bedside table and went to sleep.

In the middle of the night Tom was awakened by a tap on his window. It was like a nail tapping. He got scared. After the tapping he heard a giggle. He saw a shadow near his window, so he got out of his bed, walked toward his window, opened it up and followed the giggling. By the time he reached it, it was gone.

The next day again he asked his neighbors if they knew her. Everybody said, "Sorry, no." When his mother came home he even asked her if she knew her. She said "no." He went to his room, placed the picture on his desk and fell asleep.

Once again he was awakened by a tapping. He took the picture and followed the giggling. He walked across the road, when suddenly he got hit by a car. He was dead with the picture in his hand.

The driver got out of the car and tried to help him, but it was too late. Suddenly he saw the picture and picked it up. He smiled. He saw a cute girl holding up three fingers.

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THIS ONE SERIOUSLY MADE A CREEPY FEELING BEHIND ME:

Look behind you. What do you see? Invariably, there will be a wall somewhere in your view. Now stare deeply into the space on the wall that line up best with your eyes. Nothing will happen, but make sure you are clear on where this particular spot is. That spot contains all the negativity in your mind. Whenever you are on your computer, reading scary stories or whatever you do, sometimes you will get spooked. What do you do when this happens? You check behind you, that’s what you do. As you read this now, a feeling of dread will come over you. Check the spot. Nothing again, huh? That’s because right now, all the evil is locked safely in your mind.

Some people, upon learning of this "negative spot" resolve to remove the spot in an attempt to remove the negative energy. This is a grave mistake. You must never let harm come to this spot. If you do, you will have released the energy. Now when you sit at your computer at night, you will feel chills even in the summer time. The feeling of dread that only presented itself when you were genuinely scared will now hang in the air constantly. Within a week you and your loved ones will have a string of bad luck.

Within a month your computer will begin to act erratic and eventually break down. On the anniversary of the spot's destruction, you will dream of your most horrible fears. The dream will seem to go on forever, and when you wake up you will notice your vision has darkened. Every year on the same day, the dream will repeat itself, and your vision will grow darker and darker. After you go totally blind, don’t ever turn your back on that spot again. That is if you can still tell where it is.

[SPARTA]

Why are you spamming creepy stories in a thread about the rules of the universe?

[Cyrus]

Yes, Rule #34 is a real hoot.

[pat460]

since we are discussing rules of the interwebz, remember and abide by rulse 1:Do not speak of /b/

[Vengence Dragon]

since we are discussing rules of the interwebz, remember and abide by rulse 1:Do not speak of /b/

u just did speak of /b/

[SPARTA]

since we are discussing rules of the interwebz, remember and abide by rulse 1:Do not speak of /b/

Rule 1 and 2 idiot.
Also, speaking about a website which contains R or X rated content on the gym is just =/.

[Brady1]

Rule #22 says hi.

[Jran Sakarra]

Alright, I give up. What is this about?

I truthfully have no clue!:biggrin:

[pichuman]

in all do seriousness where are these rules coming from?

[SPARTA]

in all do seriousness where are these rules coming from?

These rules have been around since the begining. Seriously, how is it none of you have seen them before?

[yoyofsho16]

Why are you spamming creepy stories in a thread about the rules of the universe?

Because the rule starting this thread is the ONLY rule. The rule is from an internet meme called creepypasta, which is just a bunch of weird stories.

[drmario]

in all do seriousness where are these rules coming from?
Someone made them up.

[Jran Sakarra]

These rules have been around since the begining. Seriously, how is it none of you have seen them before?

I have seen a few of the rules, but not the whole list.