Worlds quotes thread

[yoshi1001]

Post all your favorite quotes from worlds 2004 here. They don't have to be exact, but try to be accurate.

'Pop: I used to be the go-to guy-now everyone knows the rules.
Me: That's your own dang fault for starting that website. ;)

Me: I'll alert the media! Wait, I am the media!

Me: Ever notice how whenever they talk about low-paying jobs on the news they show someone working at McDonalds, and it's always the fry person?

Judge: Does anyone speak Austrailian?
Me: I listen to a lot of INXS!

Me (refering the the screens showing the match time remaining): Man, with a clock that big, you'd think the world was gonna explode at the end.

Me (looking at the prices on the menu for one of the hotel resturants): :eek:

My Sister (asking about my trip): So, how was Orlando?
Me: Orlando-ee
(this is a running gag when I'm asked "how was ________?")

[IvesRountree]

Pete: Dave fetch me a sandwich
Dave: OK

[Hagrid23]

On the Radio:

Dave: Who's your Daddy? :p
PUI Staffer: Dave's my Daddy :o
Dave's Wife: It REALLY scares me when everyone starts calling Dave their Daddy :rolleyes:

[godevoir]

Patrick Kewley: Dude, OMG!!
Steve Silvestro: What happend
Patrick Kewley:They just gave me a game loss which cost me the match for leaving my steven's advice out.


--Godevoir--

Edited Please do not use abbreviations for words that the autocensor would block.

Sorry, Wont happen again.

[Rainbowgym]

Last game.
Opponent: there is no evolution of dunsparce.
Me: Yes there is, Look at this and I placed a ditto EX on it.

In the previous round Michael P. was signing one of my deckcards and made my Ditto (sky) changing in a Ditto Ex. And while I was heading for the last place we had so much fun changing cards with Sharpies we did some more.
And before someone says this is illegal, no it wasn't because before I started playing my first cards I called a judge and told them I had lost. I couldn't see anyone going home with a zero record so I reserved that place for myself (which didn't worked out, because I got that stupid bye the last round)

[Bigpoppabeatdown]

well i have far too many quotes to really post them all but i do have my LEAST FAVORITE

-after anything anyone says
-NEWMAN "YO GRANDMA's ____"

[Gym Leader Blaine]

I like this one:

IvesRountree: This is the best PDA ever!!!
(Ives throws his hands up and accidently the PDA comes loose from his hands and goes flying through the room)

[Rainbowgym]

The one I liked the most was when I appeared at the get wet party at the Disney fountain.

He you Rainbowgym on behalve of PUI I'm arresting you, you are banned.

[radiostar]

LMAO at anything Newman said.

[Blaze]

Me: OMG i am so stupid
Oponent: what?
Me: I put in 2 Caterpie 2 Kakuna and 1 Beedrill in my deck!!!
Oponent: lol
BTW this is the prerelease. I'm not that stupid. well.... i guess i am. lol :lol:

[JasonthePwnda]

This is not exact, but:

Levi: Are you done with your Magma deck Kyle?
Kyle: Yeah it sucks so bad.

[Master Professor Birch]

PokeBob: Let's leave the kids with their grandmother and go get PIZZA!!

PokeBob's Wife: No, let's leave the kids with their grandmother and go get pizza and BEER!!

~MP Birch~

[coolhedgie]

me: Watcha gonna do?!
Matt: Chakra Points!!!!
me: no!!!
matt: yeesssss......

Inside joke.

Also,

Joner: Hedge shuffle my deck, I can't shuffle well.
Me: kk
*shuffle*
Joner: wow that was so fast and cool sounding, very sexy hedge.
Me: lol, Thanks Joner.
*Joner draws rayquaza, town volunteers, and energy in a practice hand*
Joner: AHHH

YJ: Hedge shuffle my deck, you're good luck.
Me: kk
*shuffle*
YJ: AWESOME HAND HEDGE
*starts running to catch me and use me as shuffler every game*
*Hedge runs away*

Me: lol I beat Chu's Walrein Milotic deck with my walrein ninetales deck.
Crowd: ROFLOLMAO
Magnechu: Shutup Hedge ;/

Big Daddy Snorlax: Do we need an australian translater up here??

*In Team Match*
Me: *smile* **shows shaman in hand* This has to be a fun card eh?
Magnechu Matt and a Random person: AHHH

[GymLeaderPhil]

"The creator of the Pokemon TCG looks like Jackie Chan" - a random person

"Where is your wife Dave?" - general consensus while in the Jacuzzi on Sunday night

"That judge is silly..." - Ten and Under Worlds Player commenting on Ives

"Dave, fetch me a sandwich" - El Pete

"What's the Japanese word for 'I'd like to have your telephone number'?" - Another Dave (X) talking to PUI's Yasu Usui

"He (Amish kid) had a boom box in his horse and buggy" - Derek (farbsman)

"It's legal as long as I'm in another country" - Ives

"PHIL!" - Chris Bianchi, Patrick Kewley, and friends everytime I saw them

[JediDrew]

Myst trainer : WHAT!!!!

[Dragon Master]

I found this comment amusing I believe it was the third round of the tournament these two people were waiting for the round to start and one of the kids says, "Please don't cheat".

[mysterioustrainer]

Thrusday:
Myst: "Ow!"
*people running in tv/electronic room*
A random person: "What happened?"
"I missed the bean bags when jumping and landed on my back."

Myst: "Ome... Omede... Ome.. Yeah, I should have learned Japanese."

[Hot Mustid]

my favorite went something like this

"me: This toothpick tastes like burning..."

[HYPER EEVEE]

Joner "who is andrew?"
Gengar "He is over there (pointing at a random direction) "
joner leaves of in that direction when i was right next to Gengar
later at parings
Me "Sorry my friend is a retard and sent u all over the place when i was next to him"
:lol:

[MonkeyMan8889]

Drew, Its not what!!! its WHY????????????? ;x

[Tego]

"Hey Eskil, you know Italian, right?"
"hey Eskil, could you help translating Spanish?"
"Eskil, we need a Slovenian translator, come here!"

When the word spread that I knew Norwegian, English, German and some Japanese, everything started thinking I knew every language in the world. ^^;

[Hagrid23]

"Hey Eskil, you know Italian, right?"
"hey Eskil, could you help translating Spanish?"
"Eskil, we need a Slovenian translator, come here!"

When the word spread that I knew Norwegian, English, German and some Japanese, everything started thinking I knew every language in the world. ^^;

Eskil,

That's what Dave was telling everyone. He was so impressed with your knowledge of languages that he embelished a little.

[FireFighter095ReBorn]

While in top 8 of modified side event fatguy's kid makes top 16 and this is his reaction:

Fat Guy: Who's Your daddy??
Im your daddy!! :lol: :lol:

He was on one side of the hall and his son was on the other so it made all the top 8 laugh

[PokePop]

"This card, Underground Ruins, very famous card!": Pokemon Labs judge.

[Hagrid23]

Chewie (to Dave): I'd like a White Chocolate Mocha, Please.

[IvesRountree]

Rocketman (Rick Langstein) to Yasu : "I'll trade you an Ives for one of your japanese female judges"
Yasu glances at me, thinks for about 5 seconds, and then says "OK"

Kid calls in a judge and says "that kid speaks in italian i think, tell him i want to know how many cards are in his hand"
We speak a little and start to laugh, then kid asks "what are you laughing of"
"that i dont speak italian..." (incredible how far you get when you have similar languages and are resourceful at sign language, though everyone should know that tutti mano means your whole hand)

Phil and Ives dancing robot style
Phil asks Derek "what are you doing?"
Derek:"Recording for the internet"

Overhearing a conversation beteween a judge and a player at top 32
"Is that a new rule? i never heard that the starting player was not supposed to draw in his first turn"

Pokepop:"I dont know if i should open this red-green starter set, its worth more closed, but i want to have the cards in my hands soooooooo badly"
In my opinion pop, if i was stealing anyones binder, believe me, id steal yours.

Derek and Ives are at downtown disney buying stuff, Ives still wearing the judges shirt and holding a big ampount of shirts to buy, when a couple walks in and say "do you have this shirt in size xl?" "Madam, i dont work here" "sorry, i thought you worked on this one because of the shirt, i guess they come in from other stores after all"

[PokePop]

Pokepop:"I dont know if i should open this red-green starter set, its worth more closed, but i want to have the cards in my hands soooooooo badly"
In my opinion pop, if i was stealing anyones binder, believe me, id steal yours.

And then the Pokemon Labs guy says "that set? I have 100 of them" :eek: :lol:

[Scizor]

Hmm fun :P Here are some of mine:

Anything i said to Levi that was derogatory ;p

"That makes me mad." -Some Lady

"You got ....." -Anyone who knows what i'm talking about

Anything Newman said, he was HILARIOUS, espically when he said:
"You're already done? Play again" when he was running the modified cash tourney sunday night.

All of the names we came up with for Pooka.

[Pidgeotto Trainer]

(after I said something about Wynaut)
Brian: Don't start singing that song
Me: The Hilary Duff song?
Me: Why not.....take a crazy chance (in song)
Brian: How do you know this stuff?

Some person: Who are you?!?
Me: I'm the Pidgeotto Trainer
Person: Why?
Me: ......................cuz Pidgeotto's awesome. :D

[GrandmaJoner]

Some Judge who was going to eat lunch : I had something done to my teeth, and now I can't chew very well.
Dave Scwhimmer: Well maybe we can find you something soft to suck on.

[Cyrus]

*note: some may be paraphrased*

"You call that a FIRESTARTER?!??!?!!?!"
~Martin

"Gave up on the deck I made..."
~Newman

"Oh my god, everybody who's good is doing bad!"
~Anybody who was doing bad

"Noooooo, sorry!"
~Rayquaza towel, Yamato, or 11-14 champ

"$20 for a buffet?!"
~Dad

"THANK YOU, I'LL GIVE YOU MY TRAINER DECK B!!!!!!"
~Me

"*weird look* It's you!"
~Colin Moll, at the airport

"*slightly surprised look* hey, it's you!"
~Robert Eguia, at the airport

"Jason Chen look* hey, you!"
~Jason Chen, at the airport

"No, I'm not like that."
~Psychodad, in reference to a crazy pokeparents discussion before our game :P

"Love playin' chess with ya, bro."
~Jimmy Ballard

"Oooooh...Salamence ex VERY popular."
~Yamato, after our game

[Bigpoppabeatdown]

ok well i have finally narrowed down my favorite quotes, tho most are rather situational, but oh well

"no, it's sexxxxxxy"- Dave S.

"Dave, do the loudred dance"-me
"NEVER"- Dave S.

"what's crack-a-lackin"-Psyduck

"yeah i gotta drive back to chicago tomorrow"- Banginbox

[Rocketman]

Sorry Ives, that was too good a deal to pass up! ;)
Rick

[Dark Sneasel]

Anonymous judge: "You know Im going to have to give you a game loss for this one"
Me and chris : "Phil!"
Randy Cury : "You owe me, You owe me so much"

[TheAnswer3]

Hmm ive got a few.


"Umm, Hi I need a pizza place... That delivers"- Dave Marquartd Wedensday night when all of us playtesting were Starving.

" Yah, Im sorry were a bunch of stupid kids and I didnt get the number" Dave Marquartd to the Operator Wednesday night after he didnt write the Dominos number down.

" That makes me soooo MYYYYAAAAD" This crazy lady Sunday after the main event when she found out No Americans had won an age division. Note she was having a SEIZURE while this happened.

" Hey, where is your brother, Oh Hi Im Martin, we were looking for your brother were a bunch of his friends"
Mom-" Im not sure where Spencer is right now, I will tell him you were looking for him tho"
Martin-" Oh Yah Spencer"- Martin Moreno to the hot Canadians chicks Mom when we went to talk to her, pretending to be her brothers friends when in actuality we didnt even know the kids name.