Teleport (Parody of "Telephone" By Lady GaGa & Beyonce)

CyberManectric · 01/25/2010, 10:08 PM

A song Parody on lady Gaga's latest single. I wrote all these lyrics while starting a new game for fun on my Platinum.
I hope you guys like it. ^_^
~Cyber~
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Look it, look it, what is it sitting under the tree?
Looks an Abra and it is busy sleeping.
I-I-I will catch it so it could travel along with me
I just threw a pokeball and it just broke free

I-it broke free
I-it broke free
I just threw a Pokeball and it just broke free

Wait a second, it was just there and now it got away
No one told me it could Teleport while not awake
I should’ve just attacked it in a battle with zubat
But would I be able to catch it after I attack

Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna hunt anymore
Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore
Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna walk anymore
I got blisters and my feet got really sore

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
I’m Traini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-n..i-ni-ning
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay

When I’m at lost on a route
Where to go is in doubt
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Lost in Viridian Forest
Need a city to rest
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Lose my only house key
Used it as prize money
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Lost on a mountain trail
My battles all end in fail
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!

Boy, when I catch that Abra I’ll be reaching city’s much faster
Heal up my team faster
Collect gym badges faster
I should not have left my Master Ball at home, this is a disaster!
Gonna capture that trickster
And I’ll finally have no blisters

Not that I am lazy, I can’t use HM Fly away
I don’t got no badge to let me use it anyway
Sometimes I feel like I live in the huge Orre Region
Because city’s are so spread out and I hate travelin’

I hate travelin’
I hate travelin’
Because city’s are so spread out and I hate travelin’

Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna hunt anymore
Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore
Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna walk anymore
I got blisters and my feet got really sore

Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna hunt anymore
Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore
Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna walk anymore
I got blisters and my feet got really sore

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Don’t teleport away)
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
(I’m training)
I’m Traini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-n..i-ni-ning
(Don’t teleport away)
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
(I’m training)

Falling high from a tree
Arrested by Officer Jenny
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Intrude in Team Galatic’s HQ
Not exactly sure what to do
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
About to battle Ash and ‘Chu
I just know I’m gonna lose
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Forget about planted Berries
Tired of Snowpoint’s cool breeze
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!

I’ll Teleport! I-I-I’ll Teleport!
Once I catch Abra, It’s a big “no duh”
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
I’ll Teleport! I-I-I’ll Teleport!
Once I catch Abra, It’s a big “no duh”
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!

Shoot, shoot, it was so close too (so close too)
Argh! Almost had it
Oh no, it appeared not to be caught

IronPika · 02/20/2010, 06:08 PM

I demand you to record this and post an mp3 here.

CyberManectric · 02/20/2010, 08:49 PM

I have the instrumental version of "Telephone," but I just need a microphone to hook up to my computer then I'd glady record an MP3 for this. ^_^
~Cyber~

01/25/2010, 10:08 PM	#1
CyberManectric Blog Entries: 2	Teleport (Parody of "Telephone" By Lady GaGa & Beyonce) A song Parody on lady Gaga's latest single. I wrote all these lyrics while starting a new game for fun on my Platinum. I hope you guys like it. ^_^ ~Cyber~ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Look it, look it, what is it sitting under the tree? Looks an Abra and it is busy sleeping. I-I-I will catch it so it could travel along with me I just threw a pokeball and it just broke free I-it broke free I-it broke free I just threw a Pokeball and it just broke free Wait a second, it was just there and now it got away No one told me it could Teleport while not awake I should’ve just attacked it in a battle with zubat But would I be able to catch it after I attack Stop running, Stop searching I don’t wanna hunt anymore Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore Stop running, Stop searching I don’t wanna walk anymore I got blisters and my feet got really sore Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay I’m Traini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-n..i-ni-ning Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay When I’m at lost on a route Where to go is in doubt What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Lost in Viridian Forest Need a city to rest What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Lose my only house key Used it as prize money What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Lost on a mountain trail My battles all end in fail What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Boy, when I catch that Abra I’ll be reaching city’s much faster Heal up my team faster Collect gym badges faster I should not have left my Master Ball at home, this is a disaster! Gonna capture that trickster And I’ll finally have no blisters Not that I am lazy, I can’t use HM Fly away I don’t got no badge to let me use it anyway Sometimes I feel like I live in the huge Orre Region Because city’s are so spread out and I hate travelin’ I hate travelin’ I hate travelin’ Because city’s are so spread out and I hate travelin’ Stop running, Stop searching I don’t wanna hunt anymore Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore Stop running, Stop searching I don’t wanna walk anymore I got blisters and my feet got really sore Stop running, Stop searching I don’t wanna hunt anymore Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore Stop running, Stop searching I don’t wanna walk anymore I got blisters and my feet got really sore Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Don’t teleport away) Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay (I’m training) I’m Traini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-n..i-ni-ning (Don’t teleport away) Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay (I’m training) Falling high from a tree Arrested by Officer Jenny What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Intrude in Team Galatic’s HQ Not exactly sure what to do What will I do? I’ll Teleport! About to battle Ash and ‘Chu I just know I’m gonna lose What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Forget about planted Berries Tired of Snowpoint’s cool breeze What will I do? I’ll Teleport! I’ll Teleport! I-I-I’ll Teleport! Once I catch Abra, It’s a big “no duh” What will I do? I’ll Teleport! I’ll Teleport! I-I-I’ll Teleport! Once I catch Abra, It’s a big “no duh” What will I do? I’ll Teleport! Shoot, shoot, it was so close too (so close too) Argh! Almost had it Oh no, it appeared not to be caught __________________ Diamond FC: 5069 6280 8519 Plat FC: 2106 6484 8667 Random Headline: "Evil Togepi is on the loose! Run everyone! Run for your lives!!!" Fan Fics -> The Lost Generation New Fan Fic: Tamer of Legends What Xero thinks of the 5th Generation Pokemon

02/20/2010, 08:49 PM	#3
CyberManectric Blog Entries: 2	I have the instrumental version of "Telephone," but I just need a microphone to hook up to my computer then I'd glady record an MP3 for this. ^_^ ~Cyber~ __________________ Diamond FC: 5069 6280 8519 Plat FC: 2106 6484 8667 Random Headline: "Evil Togepi is on the loose! Run everyone! Run for your lives!!!" Fan Fics -> The Lost Generation New Fan Fic: Tamer of Legends What Xero thinks of the 5th Generation Pokemon

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02/20/2010, 06:08 PM	#2
IronPika	I demand you to record this and post an mp3 here. __________________ "The only thing I've ever wanted is total omnipotence. Is that too much to ask?"