Humor Dwelling (H.D.)

[Human Destroyer]

These are the best cards anyone on this forum has ever made they are most srs cards take pride in their awsumness

Imakuni?'s Wilord XD
Type: (Q)
200 HP
Stage 1 - Evolves from Imakuni?'s Wilmer XD
No Weakness
Resistance (F) -20
Free Retreat
Rarity: Super Duper Rare XD

Picture: Everyone knows what Wilord looks like!

Poké-Power - Super Duper Fat
This Pokemon takes 100 less damage from all attacks.

Poké-Body - Even Fatter
The deck this Pokemon is in must contain at least 9001 cards!

(W) - Wilord Smash - 120
The Defending Pokemon is now Asleep.


Imakuni?'s Wilmer XD
Type: (Q)
150 HP
Basick
No Weakness
Resistance (F) -20
No Retreat Cost
Super Duper Rare XD

Picture: You shoud kno what Wilmer looks like too!

Poké-Power - LOL
Search your deck for a card named "Imakuni?'s Wilord XD" and attach it to this Pokemon.

Poké-Body - Imakuni?'s Interception
Any time someone tries to attack Imakuni?'s Wilmer XD, this Pokemon takes no damage and the player instead takes the damage. The player has 200 HP. When the player loses all his HP, he/she must bring his/her deck to the nearest garbage disposal and jump inside with it.

Imakuni?'s Wii-Lord
Type: (N)
250 HP
Stage 1: Evolves from Imakuni?'s Wilmer XD
No Weakness
Resistance (R) -50
Retreat Cost (-C)
Super Duper Rare XD

Picture: It's Imakuni? getting the world record on Mario Kart Wii!

Poké-Power - Lord of the Wings
At the beginning of every turn, get up and eat a chicken wing. If you are too full to use this power, you lose the game.

Attack - Imakuni?'s High Score!!!11!!! (CC) 20
If this attack causes a Pokemon to be Knocked Out, your opponent must bang their head on a wall 10 times.

Imakuni? Rod
Trainer
Supporter
Printed So Rarely, You'll Never Find It

Effect - Take 6 prizes. Your opponent must now go catch a fish. If they fail to do so, you can whip them for their incompetence.

Ceelektrik Patch Prime
Trainer
Item
Super Common: Found in every pack!

Effect - Attach a Energy from your discard pile to a Pokemon, then attach this card to that Pokemon. They now have this Ability:

Ability: Forest Motor
Once during your turn, before you attack, attach a basic Energy card from your discard pile to one of your Pokemon in play AND attach a basic Energy card from your hand to one of your Pokemon in play.

Otaku's Rant
Supporter
Lecture your opponent about the state of the metagame and card pool in general. If he or she falls asleep, draw 20 cards. You may also leave the table to get a snack (preferably a fruit of some sort).

HD's Humor
Supporter
Tell a joke, then tell your opponent to rate its hilarity from 1-10. If they lie about it (which can be figured out with the inbuilt lie detector), then you take 6 prizes. If they tell the truth, draw an amount of cards equal to the rating they give.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Item?
Sing the trololololol song for 5 minutes. If you stop singing at any point, your opponent takes a Prize. If you sing for the full 5 minutes, you take 2 Prizes.

LCL's Counter Counter Counter Counter Counter
Supporter
If the opponent's Pokemon has the ability to use an attack with "Counter" in its name, take 6 prizes.

So, how'd I do for a couple of joke cards? =P

[Vablakes]

Great! Just a FYI, it is Wailord.

[Human Destroyer]

No, it's actually a Wilord. Huge difference.

[Otaku]

I suggested naming it "Wii-Lord", but he liked the original name. ;)

Nice and funny! I especially liked seeing Imakuni again. :D

[Human Destroyer]

Heh, I'm actually thinking of creating an Imakuni set full of these silly cards. Don't know if I'll get to it, but speaking of Wii-Lord:

Imakuni?'s Wii-Lord
Type: (N)
250 HP
Stage 1: Evolves from Imakuni?'s Wilmer XD
No Weakness
Resistance (R) -50
Retreat Cost (-C)
Super Duper Rare XD
3/4

Picture: It's Imakuni? getting the world record on Mario Kart Wii!

Poké-Power - Lord of the Wings
At the beginning of every turn, get up and eat a chicken wing. If you are too full to use this power, you lose the game.

Attack - Imakuni?'s High Score!!!11!!! (CC) 20
If this attack causes a Pokemon to be Knocked Out, your opponent must bang their head on a wall 10 times.



Imakuni? Rod
Trainer
Supporter
Printed So Rarely, You'll Never Find It
4/4

Effect - Take 6 prizes. Your opponent must now go catch a fish. If they fail to do so, you can whip them for their incompetence.

[Gamer1oo]

Enjoyed Readings these :) very funny

[PMysterious]

Its so funny that I could make my funny deck around it.

Just for the fun of it, "PMysterious, what does your scouter say about his deck count?"

IT'S OVER 9000!!!

[Human Destroyer]

Hey look, an update! And you thought your Energy acceleration was broken...

[Shino Bug Master]

It should be "Celery's Dynapatch Fandago!" and include the ability to attach unlimited Fire energy from the hand. Sounds way more epic XD

[Human Destroyer]

Don't you guys just love these cards? You don't? Well, TOO BAD I'M MAKING MORE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Otaku's Rant
Supporter
Lecture your opponent about the state of the metagame and card pool in general. If he or she falls asleep, draw 20 cards. You may also leave the table to get a snack (preferably a fruit of some sort).

HD's Humor
Supporter
Tell a joke, then tell your opponent to rate its hilarity from 1-10. If they lie about it (which can be figured out with the inbuilt lie detector), then you take 6 prizes. If they tell the truth, draw an amount of cards equal to the rating they give.

[Otaku]

There's an in joke within the in joke... how surreal. XD

[LegendCallerL]

Would you mind if people were to post their own humorous cards here?

[Human Destroyer]

Sure, feel free! I don't want to be the only one with a sense of humor! ;)

[LegendCallerL]

Okay then, I'll take a try.

Wobbuffet
Type:(P)
HP 100
Basic
Weakness: (P)
Resistance:
Retreat: ∞
Rare
1/3

Abilty Counter Counting
Whenever this Pokemon is damaged or has damage counters placed on it, place one Counter counter on it.

(P) Counter Counter
Count the number of damage counters and Counter counters on this Pokemon.

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Wobbuffet
Type:(P)
HP 100
Basic
Weakness: (P)
Resistance:
Retreat: ∞
Medium Rare
2/3

Ability Counter Counting
Whenever this Pokemon is damaged or has damage counters placed on it, place one Counter counter on it.

(P) Counter Counter Counter
If the Defending Pokemon knows a move named Counter Counter, move all Counter counters in play to this Pokemon.

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Wobbuffet EX
Type:(P)
HP 100
Basic
Weakness: (P)
Resistance:
Retreat: ∞
Well Done
3/3

Ability Counter Counting
Whenever this Pokemon is damaged or has damage counters placed on it, place one Counter counter on it.


(P) Counter Counter Counter Counter
Define "counter". If you do so correctly, take a prize card for each Counter counter on this card. If you do so incorrectly, your opponent draws 6 prize cards and is allowed to go out, buy a paper dictionary (or an app if they prefer), and chuck the dictionary/smartphone at you. (Your opponent should judge whether you defined "counter" correctly based on the nearest dictionary. Wait, what do you mean use it in a sentence? I used it like twelve times already. Oh come on, how can you say those times didn't count? Who's following the instructions and who's giving them? Fine, here. "She could not count the number of possible materials for her new kitchen counter, so she simply walked to the store, looked around (her 3ds step counter giving her play coins along the way), and, seeing the price was a little too high, made her own counter-offer." Still have a problem? Please refer to the line below.)

Pokemon EX rule: Your opponent takes 6 prize cards whenever you start arguing with a card.

[Human Destroyer]

I counter that counter counter counter counter with a counter counter counter counter counter...aw, forget it.

Great cards! I love the EX rule at the end there.

[Human Destroyer]

Hey, I hope you guys want MORE cards!

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Item?
Sing the trololololol song for 5 minutes. If you stop singing at any point, your opponent takes a Prize. If you sing for the full 5 minutes, you take 2 Prizes.

LCL's Counter Counter Counter Counter Counter
Supporter
If the opponent's Pokemon has the ability to use an attack with "Counter" in its name, take 6 prizes.

[LegendCallerL]

Hey I object to that! It makes my cards near useless!

I'm kidding of course.

Actually, it kind of gives my cards a niche use. Play one while they have a Mew EX or something else that copies moves and one of my Wobbuffets. Therefore, since the opponent's Pokemon "has the ability to use" those attacks, you can take six prizes to win!

In other words, Wobbuffet's Counter Counter, the other Wobbuffet's Counter Counter Counter, and Wobbuffet EX's Counter Counter Counter Counter, used in conjunction with this new Supporter can be used as a counter against Mew EX or other similar cards as a very powerful counter.

[Human Destroyer]

Aah you found my super duper loophole! (Yes it was on purpose, I wanted to see who was paying attention XD)

[LegendCallerL]

Was bored so I came up with this.

Meowth
Type:(C)
Basic Pokemon
HP 60
Weakness:(F)
Resistance:(P)
Retreat:(C)

Picture: It's a Meowth. In a box. Well, it's body is in the box and the head is sticking out. So it's both in the box and out of the box.

Ability: Schrödinger's Kitty
While in the discard pile, this Pokemon is in play and in the discard pile. While in play, this Pokemon is treated as it is in the discard pile and in play.

(C) - Paradoxical Fury Swipes - 10
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 10 less damage. If tails, this attack does no damage. The Defending Pokemon is now Confused.

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Persian
Type:(C)
HP 90
Weakness:(F)
Resistance:
Retreat:(C)(C)

Picture: It is a Persian. What did you expect?

(C)(C) - Beat Up - 30x
This attack does 30 damage for each Meowth in play.

(C)(C) - Retaliation - 30x
This attack does 30 damage for each Meowth in the discard pile.

[Human Destroyer]

Haha, that's a good one.

Tweedledee
Supporter
When you play this card, discard your whole hand and draw 1 card. If you play this card at the same time as a card named Tweedledum, you may draw 10 cards and throw your deck at your opponent and taunt them with an evil laugh. Then, your opponent must clean up the mess.

Tweedledum
Supporter
When you play this card, your opponent draws 5 cards. If you play this card at the same time as a card named Tweedledee, you may defenestrate your opponent's deck. The opponent must get his deck back before 1 minute is up, otherwise he must discard his whole hand and draw nothing.

[PMysterious]

Let me try one.

Destroypuff HP- 0 (Doesn't need any HP)
Pic: It's a cute Jigglypuff.
Basic
Destroy Them!
Once per turn, make your opponent put over 9,000 damage on all of their Pokemon. This power can even be used when its in the deck.

Jigglypuff's Destroy Attack Over 9,000
Make your opponent discard their whole hand and deck.

Weakness: none
Resistance: Everything -9,001
Retreat Cost: 0 (Super Fast Bomb)

[Otaku]

Trick Release
Item
You may release your Snorlax five feet above your opponent's car, bed, or other object you wish to destroy. Note: You are responsible for providing your own Snorlax for the effect of this card.

[Human Destroyer]

Toxic Orb
Item (Ace Spec)
The Pokemon this card is attached to is now Poisoned. Put 2 damage counters on it between turns instead of 1. What, you don't like it? Then why did you include me in your deck?! It's your fault, not mine!

Ace Spec Rule: If you tear this card into pieces, venom will spray into your face.

[LegendCallerL]

Spiritomb
Type:(D)
Basic Pokemon
HP 70
Weakness:
Resistance:-20 (C)
Retreat:(C)

Picture:Spiritomb is looking at you. No, not at the camera. At you.

Ability: Final Suffering
When this Pokemon is Knocked Out with an excess of 1010 damage or more, discard the top 9 cards of your opponent's deck.

(D) - 108 Released
Discard your entire hand, deck, and every Pokemon on your Bench. If there are 58 cards in your discard pile after discarding those cards, discard the top 50 cards of your opponent's deck and place 108 damage counters on this Pokemon.

Flavor text: Fun Fact #1: Spiritomb is apparently composed of 108 separate, yet bound-together, malevolent spirits. Fun Fact #2: One of the Japanese words for the number 9 sounds like a word meaning suffering. Fun fact #3: If you have no prize cards left, you win.

[Human Destroyer]

That is so evilly clever.

Black Mesa
Supporter
THAT WAS A JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE. These guys would never help you.

(50 cool points to anyone who gets the reference)