Humor Dwelling (H.D.)

[LegendCallerL]

Seviper
Type:(P)
Basic Pokemon
HP 70
Weakness:(P)
Resistance:
Retreat:(C)

Picture: On a sort of generic looking grassy battlefield, Seviper is making a dramatic action pose to the left.

Ability: Scale Shield: If the Defending Pokemon knows the attack Rival Strike, reduce all damage done to this Pokemon by 70.

(P) - Rival Fang
If the Defending Pokemon has the Ability Immense Immunity, the Defending Pokemon is now poisoned. Place 7 damage counters on it instead of 1 between turns.

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Zangoose
Type:(C)
Basic Pokemon
HP 70
Weakness:(F)
Resistance:
Retreat:(C)

Picture: On a sort of generic looking grassy battlefield, Zangoose is making a dramatic action pose to the right.

Ability: Immense Immunity: If the Defending Pokemon knows the attack Rival Fang, this Pokemon cannot be Poisoned

(C) - Rival Strike
If the Defending Pokemon has the Ability Scale Shield, this attack's base damage is 70.

[tutti]

Originally Posted by LegendCallerL

Okay then, I'll take a try.

Wobbuffet
Type:(P)
HP 100
Basic
Weakness: (P)
Resistance:
Retreat: ∞
Rare
1/3

Abilty Counter Counting
Whenever this Pokemon is damaged or has damage counters placed on it, place one Counter counter on it.

(P) Counter Counter
Count the number of damage counters and Counter counters on this Pokemon.

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Wobbuffet
Type:(P)
HP 100
Basic
Weakness: (P)
Resistance:
Retreat: ∞
Medium Rare
2/3

Ability Counter Counting
Whenever this Pokemon is damaged or has damage counters placed on it, place one Counter counter on it.

(P) Counter Counter Counter
If the Defending Pokemon knows a move named Counter Counter, move all Counter counters in play to this Pokemon.

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Wobbuffet EX
Type:(P)
HP 100
Basic
Weakness: (P)
Resistance:
Retreat: ∞
Well Done
3/3

Ability Counter Counting
Whenever this Pokemon is damaged or has damage counters placed on it, place one Counter counter on it.


(P) Counter Counter Counter Counter
Define "counter". If you do so correctly, take a prize card for each Counter counter on this card. If you do so incorrectly, your opponent draws 6 prize cards and is allowed to go out, buy a paper dictionary (or an app if they prefer), and chuck the dictionary/smartphone at you. (Your opponent should judge whether you defined "counter" correctly based on the nearest dictionary. Wait, what do you mean use it in a sentence? I used it like twelve times already. Oh come on, how can you say those times didn't count? Who's following the instructions and who's giving them? Fine, here. "She could not count the number of possible materials for her new kitchen counter, so she simply walked to the store, looked around (her 3ds step counter giving her play coins along the way), and, seeing the price was a little too high, made her own counter-offer." Still have a problem? Please refer to the line below.)

Pokemon EX rule: Your opponent takes 6 prize cards whenever you start arguing with a card.

Bolded parts absolutely cracked me up. Kudos for that!

[Nintendan]

xD Otaku's Rant is absolutely amazing!!

[PidgeyCornerFTW]

I love you guys so much xD

[LegendCallerL]

I honestly considered making an Ace Attorney reference, but those are kind of overdone.
So I did this.

Supporter
Sissel

Flip as many cards from the top of your deck as you'd like, using your "powers of the dead", not your hands. Add those cards to your hand. (If you don't have "powers of the dead", this cards does nothing. Don't try to get away with using your hands to just flip the cards over or hitting the table. Use a Ghost Trick. You don't have any? Why did you put this into your deck then?)

Not my best, but still, if you get the reference...

[tutti]

I'm not sure anymore that these are all that funny, but I typed it all out so I don't want to not post it.

Young Link (Basic)
Type:
60 HP
Weakness: (x2)
Resistance: (-30)
Retreat:

Ability: Wind Waker
Stand up, and blow onto the playing field. Discard any cards that either fall off the table or touch your opponent (even those in the Lost Zone). You can only use one Wind Waker ability each turn.

Pull The Sword: Search your deck for a pokemon that evolves from this pokemon, and put it on this pokemon. You opponent may search their deck for a pokemon with Ganondorf in its name and put it in their hand.

Spin Attack: 40 damage. Does 10 damage to each of your opponent's benched pokemon (don't apply weakness and resistance to benched pokemon). This pokemon is now confused.

Link, Hero of Time (Stage 1, evolves from Young Link)
Type:
140 HP
Weakness: (x2)
Resistance: (-30)
Retreat:

Ability: Farore's Wind
Once during your turn, you may use this ability. If this pokemon is on your bench, switch it with the active pokemon. If this pokemon is your active pokemon, switch it with one of your benched pokemon.

Din's Fire: 60 damage. Does 20 damage to each of your opponent's benched pokemon (don't apply weakness and resistance to benched pokemon). The defending pokemon, and all torches within 15 yards, are now burned.

Put It Back!: Return the highest stage evolution card on this pokemon to your hand, if any. Your opponent returns the highest stage evolution card on the defending pokemon to their hand, if any. If either active pokemon would be knocked out by this attack, instead remove damage counters from that pokemon until it has 10 HP left.

Link, Goddess' Hero (Stage 1, evolves from Young Link)
Type:
130 HP
Weakness: (x2)
Resistance:
Retreat:

Ability: Skyward Strike
Once during your turn, if this pokemon is your active pokemon, you may stand up and stretch one hand straight up into the air. If you do, this pokemon's attacks do 30 more damage until the end of your turn.

Motion Plus: 20 damage. Swing your arms wildly for 5 seconds. If you hit your opponent, this attack does 100 more damage.

Shield Bash: 20 damage. This attack is not affected by any effects on the defending pokemon.

Bottled Fairy (ACE SPEC trainer)
Item - Tool
If the pokemon this card is attached to has Link in its name, if that pokemon would be knocked out, instead remove all damage counters from that pokemon and discard this card.

Fierce Deity Mask (ACE SPEC trainer)
Item - Tool
If the pokemon this card is attached to is named Young Link, that pokemon's attacks do 50 more damage to the defending pokemon and 20 more damage to any benched pokemon, and that pokemon can not be confused. As long as this card is attached to a pokemon, that pokemon can not evolve.

Flippers (Trainer)
Item - Tool
The pokemon this card is attached to is no longer weak to .

[sophmod]

Hope im not too late to the party
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Dunsparce-EX
Type: (L)
10 HP
Basic
Weakness:(G) - 40
Retreat:(C)(C)(C)

Picture: 2 Volcanoes

PokePower: Fire Milksake: Once durring your turn you may Take all Energies off of the defending pokemon and place them on Dunsparce-EX

(L)(L)(L)(L) Thunder 120
Discard all energies attached to Dunsparce-EX

(C) Bite - 10
Flip a Coin, if your pokemon is Dunsparce-EX this attack does 10 damage to Dunsparce-EX


A Small pokemon that loves to chill by Volcanoes

EX Rule: If Dunsparce is Ko'd your opponent draws up to 6 prize cards

[Otaku]

Name: Snorlax
Type: Colorless
Stage: Basic Pokemon
HP: 110
Weakness: Fighting x2
Resistance: Psychic -20
Retreat Cost: CCCC

Ability: Oblivious To The Obvious
Ignore the existance of Munchalx, whose mother dresses it funny. Like the official corprate entity of TPC, do not do the obvious thing of turning Snorlax into a Stage 1 Pokemon and abandoning the various "Baby" mechanics for formerly Basic Pokemon lines, even if the card pool and timing makes it a clean break.

Attack:

(CCCC) Can't Handle the Truth
Restart the game. If Munchlax is in play, or your opponent reveals one from their hand or discard pile in response to this attack, ignore this effect. Instead, the Munchlax is in play, KO it.

[JewelQuest]

This might be fun to try...


Pit
Type:
150 HP
Basic
Weakness: x2
Resistance -30
Retreat:
Rarity: Uncommon

Picture: Pit standing with Palutena bow in hand, holding it in the sky in a dramatic pose.

Lucky Angel 20

If your opponent has Pittoo as his/her active Pokemon, this attack does 40 damage. Flip a coin, if heads, your opponent must give you five dollars. If tails, your opponent must give you twenty dollars.

Charge Shot 150

Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent will feel the agonizing pain of defeat and bang his head into the table as you draw all of your prize cards. If tails, this attack does nothing and you draw a card from your discard pile.

Pittoo
Type:
150 HP
Basic
Weakness: None
Resistence: -30

Picture: Pittoo standing with his arms crossed glaring at you.

Ability: Hated Nickname.

Use once per turn before you attack. Every time some calls this card Pittoo, draw a card from the discard pile.

Dodge 30

Flip a coin. If heads, you cannot be harmed by an attack called Lucky Angel or Charge Shot. If tails, this attack does nothing.


Palutena's Gift
Trainer-Item
Pokemon Tool

Attach this card to Pit. If Pit is your active Pokemon, he will dodge all attacks until knocked out. If Pit is not your active Pokemon, draw all your prizes.

[Human Destroyer]

Missingno (C)
Stage: Stage -1
HP: 65535
Weakness: Superglitch x2
Resistance: Cooltrainer -20
Retreat Cost: 6

Ability: Corrupt Save File
As long as this card is in play, in order for any card in play to attack, they must flip a coin. If tails, restart the game where the Attacking Pokemon starts with 15 Prizes and the Defending Pokemon starts with 3 Prizes.

(W) Water Gun [20]

(BB) Sky Attack [70]
This Pokemon cannot use Sky Attack on its next turn.

(CBQR) LINKSG:LDLOJ [3198y4]
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[Human Destroyer]

I have revivifications! In celebration of the upcoming new deck box!

Name: NYANCAT
Type: NYAN NYAN NYAN
Supporter
Rarity: Ridiculously Common

Picture: NYANCAT

The Defending Pokemon has become blinded by your sheer awesomeness! They skip a turn! NYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN

[DragonClyne725]

Originally Posted by Human Destroyer

Black Mesa
Supporter
THAT WAS A JOKE, HAHA, FAT CHANCE. These guys would never help you.

(50 cool points to anyone who gets the reference)

Just had to make this card

Name: The Cake
Type: Trainer -Item (ACE-Spec)
Rarity: Uber Rare

Picture: You all know what cake looks like

You may play this card during your opponent's turn, before they attack. When you do, announce that you have The Cake and therefore have officially won the game (this, of course, is a lie). If your opponent accepts defeat, you have won the game. If your opponent informs you that The Cake is a lie, give them a high-five for getting the reference and keep playing as if nothing unusual has happened. (This card must be played before your opponent attacks, but after your opponent draws a card to begin their turn)(This card cannot be played if the Defending Pokemon is a Pikachu or another type of Pokemon)(Ignore all text on this card, as it is all a lie).

[Normal guy]

This sounds fun let me try!

Lottery ticket item
Picture: covered in so much foil that it would blind you if you looked at it

Discard a grass energy (the money) from your hand then flip a coin if heads
Take all 9001 cards from your deck then draw all 1000 of your prize cards.

[PokemonGeek]

TR Game Corner
Ace Spec
Flip a coin. If tails you lose the game. If heads you lose the game.

[Otaku]

Originally Posted by PokemonGeek

TR Game Corner
Ace Spec
Flip a coin. If tails you lose the game. If heads you lose the game.

*shudders*

I know it is a joke, but this is basically what I've been worried about.

[redwater]

pokemon (Redwater) Hp 9001

Picture of a egg floating in red water

for one fire and one water Surf. Take a bucket of water and add red food dye and thown it your oppents
while yelling surf. If your oppents cries u win.

weakness none
retreat cost 9001 :color less:: colorless::colorl ess::c olorless::colorle ss::co lorless: