Verily, I say unto thee:
Thou shalt stop talking about passing gas.
Thou shalt not interject random Japanese words into thy sentences.
Thou shalt stop mixing thou and you in thy sentences.
Thou shalt usest proper grammar and havest a complete thought in thy sentences.
Thou shalt at least makest an effort to use the silly, fake "old" English past "Thou shalt."
But what if thou wisheth to cheat??!Thou has made me laugh
Thou shalt do whatever thyself wishes to
Thou shalt not bear false wi- [/"old" English] oops. That's a real one. >_>Like Thou self??
Thou shalt not commit against thine own word.