Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Eating Pokemon!!!!! XD

Snorlax = Heart Attack and tastes like thick fat (at least you will take 50 percent less damage from ice and fire attacks). Your coronary valves will explode after consumption of a snorlax basically you will explode.

Wailord = Overdose on Omega 3 and calories will cause yourself to explode. (read snorlax)

Groudon = Spicy dirt.

Chancey/Blissey = Humpty Dumpty flavor

If you can eat a metagross (if it is edible) you will be smart like a super computer.

Feebas would taste like ugly (thats one way to taste ugly)

Gyarados = Shrimp.....well....thats what it is........or maybe a crawfish o_0...

Mr.Mime = Your brain will explode from wondering what you consumed...????

Garbodor = Any good old american buffet..... or garbage.

Ho-Oh = Popeyes fried chicken. 1 Ho-Oh could feed an entire 3rd world country. You wouldn't have to cook it since it does cook itself (which saves energy)... All you would have to do is throw sum seasonen on et.....yum....Gotta luv dat chikin >.<
 
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I would think Torchic would be a Spicy Chicken Sandwich :lol:

Chansey/Blissey give out eggs. So, Scrambled eggs. Or exeggcute would be eggs

Buneary/Loppuny make rabbit

Clampearl/Shellder/Cloyster is Clams

Exeggutor would be Coconut milk

Finneon/Lumineon/Goldeen/Seaking fish sticks (not feebas it eats anything o_O) (Magikarp put scales and bones)

Kecleon is Lizard (real food!!!!)

Krabby/Kingler Crab legs

Unown is Alphabet Soup

Stantler is Deer

Tropius gives out Fruit

yum :D
 
Magikarp...yummeh...
Edit: Anyone realized how evil we are being on this thread? We are cooking Pokémon... like imagine burning Exeggcute alive...think about it...
 
^Evil ? you eat meat too don't you ? In the world of Pokemon, it doesn't seem they have too many wild animals running around, everything is pokemon, but their meat supply gotta come from somewhere now doesn't it ?
 
Magikarp...yummeh...
Edit: Anyone realized how evil we are being on this thread? We are cooking Pokémon... like imagine burning Exeggcute alive...think about it...

Magikarp is only Scales and Bones, NO MEAT!

Cooking alive? Evil? Cooking animals in real life is not evil!
 
There are times I read topics in the RTC and just sit back and think that you guys have way too much time on your hands.

Then I lol for a bit and return to my normal, boring tasks.

Thanks for the laugh everyone. :thumb:
 
Don't eat Hippowdon- want a mouth full of leathery hide and sand? Go ahed.

Tangrowth would be interesting- it'd be like a plate of screaming, dying spahetti.

Gengar- absolutely useless for eating. Poisons you if you try to harm it, and you can't really bite it.

Turtwig- TURTLE SOUP

Alakazam- if he's so smart, then how come he's dead?

Wailord- DAT MEAT







My favourite- Spiritomb (wonder what souls taste like?)
 
I thought of doing that but I forgot.

want to say that don't eat Trubbish and it's EVD and Deerling is deer
 
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