I was bored and happy after getting the mail today, so I wrote this little poem that I posted over on the GameFAQs.com e-Reader boards about my e-Reader collection. It's titled: "Whoo-hoo, down to two!" I'm so giddy, it's so great, Maybe it's all the Oreo's I ate. Mail just came, two cards more, oh, yeah, what a score! All the cards, I almost have Except for two that I must grab Hazel, Hazel, comin' in a trade It was for me that you were made. The other one, it's coming too It'd better be, or Nintendo's in deeeeeep dooooooo. I bought a movie that I didn't want For two more cards that I could flaunt Brought it home, ripped it open Looked inside and started chokin' One card there, one card missing Steam from my ears, they were hissing. Yelled and cursed, screamed and shouted Kicked the walls, cried and pouted. Made a phone call and told the sad tale Said they'd send one by the mail! Just two more cards, I've left to go Then a happy dance, I will show Gotta catch 'em all, so they say And I will... one day.