Illogical Things You Thought As A Kid

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  1. Porii Sames

    Porii Sames Active Member


    I thought it was "Jack fell down and broke his crayon" until 8th grade. Whoops.

    I'll edit this later.
  2. vaporeon

    vaporeon Moderator

    I thought you turned into a giant when you were 100 years old.
  3. SD PokeMom

    SD PokeMom Mod Supervisor Staff Member

    ...that the line 'a dragon lives forever, but not so little boys' in the song puff the magic dragon meant that little jackie paper died...:(

  4. AyameHikaru

    AyameHikaru New Member

    The song from Flashdance has a line that says "Take your PASSION and make it happen." I always heard "Take your PANTS OFF and make it happen", which led to some uncomfortable questions. :)
  5. RB Golbat

    RB Golbat New Member

    I thought that the static at the end of a VHS Cassette (remember those?) was the scariest thing in the world and that something really bad would happen if I watched it. (This was before The Ring)
  6. Kayle

    Kayle Active Member

    I thought you could be eaten by vacuums. =\
  7. amphachu

    amphachu New Member

    After playing Majora's Mask, i thought the moon was going to attack the earth...
  8. Monkeylad

    Monkeylad Active Member

    The microwave would blow up if I didn't open the door when it immediately rang.
  9. NoPoke

    NoPoke Active Member

    that the "good guys" win.
  10. Pikabruce

    Pikabruce New Member

    When I heard the old Mary Wells song "You Beat Me to the Punch", I thought the title lyric either meant:
    (a) She intended to hit the guy, but he punched her first.
    (b) She raced to the punchbowl, but the guy got there and drank it first.
  11. nnaann

    nnaann New Member

    I used to think that the computer characters you play against on video games were actually real people. You'd start on easy, and get promoted to medium and then hard as you got better at the game, before getting fired when you got too good.
  12. Yoshi-

    Yoshi- New Member

    That N64 games would break if I didnt remove them from the N64 when I wasnt playing
  13. DragonClyne725

    DragonClyne725 New Member

    After watching the second Harry Potter movie I thought a giant snake would come out of the toilet and bite my rear-end while I was taking a dump...scared me so much I rarely used the bathroom
  14. gallade

    gallade New Member

    BTW dragonclyne, snakes are known to go into the sewers, recently in england a 12 foot snake was known to visit peoples toilets, not even kidding, hope this helps :)
  15. skovtrold

    skovtrold New Member

    After reading the 2nd book. I thought a giant snake, was swimming around giant pipes inside the wall, I was so scared I couldn't sleep at night. o_O
  16. WinkWinkNudgeNudge

    WinkWinkNudgeNudge New Member

    I was quite scared of the "Twilight doubleheader"
  17. bobakitty

    bobakitty New Member

    Watergate was a huge gate made out of water hotel building
  18. bullados

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    That dog from The Sandlot was going to eat me alive. Couldn't sleep for weeks after watching that flick...
  19. Porii Sames

    Porii Sames Active Member

    ^I thought the same.
  20. jumpluff82

    jumpluff82 New Member

    I thought that tigers came out of wall sockets. No joke.
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