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Illogical Things You Thought As A Kid

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I used to think that the reason you got bad luck when you smashed a mirror was because you just killed another version of yourself.
 
The problem that I have with these kind of threads is that the majority of people just start making up stories that aren't really all that funny
 
I was a very stupid kid.

I thought celery and dandilions where the same thing. Just a tip, don't eat dandelions.

I thought that the vaccum ate my dad because he refused to run away and hide with me when my mom started vaccuming

I thought a virus was a worm that lived in your computer

I thought the moon was made of cheese

and I thought an evil version of my Granmda stalked me at night (I dubbed her 'The Grandma Monster') and that a Ghost tickled me until I peed my bed after she left. I was a very disturbed child.
 
I thought that, If you looked up, a giant blue thwomp would squash you.

I thought that all television was a live performance, thenn was really confused when I saw the same program twice.

I believed that I could fly if I wished hard enough.

And lastly, I believed that cinnamon came from vacuum cleaners.
 
I used to not understand the difference between live and recorded TV. I'd always ask my parents if a TV show was live or not, LOL. Kinda boring one but I can't really remember much from when I was little.
 
when i was nine my sister wanted to watch a scary movie marathon so my went out and got these movies and they are in the order that i watched them. (Poltergeist, the return of the night of the living dead, alien the first one, american werewolf in lundon, and nightmare on elmstreet) half of them had to do with the old tv's that after midnight the national athem comes on then the tv's turn onto white noise and then something happens to the people. so i was afraid to go to sleep and i only got 1 hour of sleep everynight and the only place i slept was in the bathroom because that was the only place that had no tv's in it. Also when it rained i wouldn't go outside because i thought it was acid rain that turned you into zombies.
 
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I thought Pro-Wrestling was real. I thought Eminem would stay a good rapper. I thought "thug life" was cool. I used to always get scared of the animals I saw on animal planet specials
 
I was messing with my hand once and accidentally flipped the bird to someone (I was like 5) and they, being another young child but slightly more socially adept, got all freaked out about it and told me it was really bad. I spent the rest of the day doing it in secret wondering why nothing bad was happening to me.

Turns out nothing bad happens to you.
 
I thought that if you entered a place with a "Do Not Enter" sign, police would color a small bit of the white bar red. The person that caused them to fill the last piece would go to jail. No joke.
 
I thought Family Guy actually made sense, then I started watching Peter and though, "Oh, wow, I just started worshipping a chubby illegal immigrant that tried to take over the U.S. and rename it Petoria." Heh, those were the days...

-David
 
I used to think that, after you got your picture taken, the little blue square that you saw afterwards (from the flash) was actually the picture being taken off to a photo place (by magic, I guess). Once you got to the store, you could pick it up.
 
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