Ode to Great Hitmonchan

Discussion in 'Pokemon Fan Fiction' started by PokePop, Nov 2, 2003.

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  1. PokePop

    PokePop Administrator

    [gal=49381]Hitmonchan[/gal]​

    Here's our first post for the section. This has been published on Pojo, but I'd like to have it here on our own boards:

    :fighting: Ode to Great Hitmonchan :fighting:
    From the days before Modified Format...

    I do not like that Hitmonchan.
    I do not like him, Nidoran.
    I will not play him in my deck.
    I won't, I won't, I say, by Heck!

    Won't you play him with an Oak?
    Toss your Deck until you're broke?
    Will you, Won't you Item Find?
    It helps you get back from behind!

    I will not Oak until I'm broke.
    Nor Item Find while I'm behind.
    I like to use my big Stage 2's
    even though they tend to lose.

    But try it, try it! You just must.
    Bring up Wiggly with a Gust.
    Add a few of those Plus Power
    In the DCI you'll tower.


    Not Gust nor Power.
    Not Bellsprout Tower.
    Those B-B-Ps,
    my blood they freeze.

    You never know until you try.
    You just might gain a new ally.
    Before you stick with your old deck
    Try a change, stick out your neck.


    I'll Try. I'll try them Nidoran.
    I'll add in that Hitmonchan,
    and add in little 'Lectabuzz.
    Why you ask? Just because.

    I like it! I like it, Nidoran!
    I do, I like my Hitmonchan!
    And 'buzz and Scy' and all the rest.
    I'm glad I followed your request.
    I Oak, I Find, and Scoop Up now.
    I played before, I don't know how!
    This way is quick, to win the game.
    So what if skill requir'd is lame.
    Thank you, thank you, Nidoran!
    I love, I love, my Hitmonchan.
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2009
  2. Sensei

    Sensei Team Compendium Emeritus Staff Member Trader Feedback Mod

    Notice he didn`t mention Ditto...:D

    Good show chap!!Come Christmas time I`ll have to post the old version of "Twas the Night before Christmas" as well as a new version that is in the works...

    `Sensei
     
  3. Pidgeotto Trainer

    Pidgeotto Trainer New Member

    Nice :) :)
    Brings back old memories of CHAN and the BBP days.
     
  4. nikePK

    nikePK New Member

    Its just so funny how we all used to be like "He's broken, he should be BANNED FROM THE GAME!!!"

    lol, then Rocket's Zapdos came out haha.

    Nice, PokePop, very comical and good.
     
  5. penguin_master

    penguin_master New Member

  6. Kempley05

    Kempley05 New Member

    Your a poet and you didn't know it! Nice...
     
  7. Angry_Altaria

    Angry_Altaria New Member

    Whoa, how'd you find this thread? lol, its three years old. XD
     
  8. PokePop

    PokePop Administrator

    I always meant to do an illustration for this...
    A Hitmonchan drawn in Dr Seuss' art style.
     
  9. hitmonchan93

    hitmonchan93 New Member

  10. Absoltrainer

    Absoltrainer Active Member

    YES that is Perfect
     
  11. Marril

    Marril New Member

    Well, they had a point about the "Oak is broke" thing. I mean, no card in this history of the game has ever topped Oak for sheer, unadulterated brokenness.
     
  12. Mew

    Mew New Member

    Yeah, Even The Emproved Best version of Elms couldn't top Oak.:thumb:
     
  13. sdrawkcab

    sdrawkcab Forum Moderator

     
  14. PokePop

    PokePop Administrator

     
  15. moza

    moza New Member

    ya don't say:lol:
     
  16. sdrawkcab

    sdrawkcab Forum Moderator

    in case I didn't notice...? I couldn't help but notice :lol:. Man, that poem was...*ahem* still is my favorite :clap:
     
  17. dtrain

    dtrain New Member

    I's my first checking out this part of pokegym. man that was funny. lol
     
  18. Absoltrainer

    Absoltrainer Active Member

    Dr. Suess all over again
     
  19. The Fish King

    The Fish King New Member

    I still have the classic Haymaker! I play with it too. That and Raindance. Don't get me wrong; I have modified decks too, but I just can't abondon those classics... ever...
     
  20. Absoltrainer

    Absoltrainer Active Member

    I vaguely remember those decks
     

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