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I played for three matches because I ran out of time for being too amazing. Was too busy not writing this because i had better things to do like watch season 1 of community Too legit 2 quit
Said I wouldn't go because nobody would go with me
went anyways lol
Told myself I'd just be there until I lost, then I'd go play Dragon Age 2 or something.
Played Sableye Donk. Not Sablelock. No, I was playing pro deck:
3 Smeargle UD
4 Sableye
4 Crobat G
3 Uxie
2 Unown Dark
2 Unown Q
1 Mewtwo
1 Mewtwo Level Ecks
4 Judge
4 VS Seeker
4 Seeker
4 Cyrus' Conspiracy
4 Poke Turn
2 Expert Beltz
2 SP Radarz
4 Collector
2 Palmer's
2 Bebe's Search
4 Basic Dark
4 Special Dark
Pro deck. One does not mess with me. Scumbags don't mess with me.
Match 1: No idea - probably Luxchomp.
Lulzy start. Started with Smeargle, Sableye, and two Crobats. Champion Chad here started out Luxray GL, so I rofled hard. Pissed off the others beside me.
Smeargle was active with Sabs benched. Took a heavy risk and used Portrait, going first. He had a Collector, so I rofled and Collectored for Unown Q, Crobat G, and Unown Dark.
Slapped down Three bats, Flash Bite x 3. Slapped down Q, put Quick onto Smeargle and slapped down Unown Dark to get Special Darkz energies, donking him with Overconfident for 50.
1-0 LOL
Match 2: No idea - probably Vilgar or Lostgar.
I start off with Sableye and Unown Dark. He started off with Gastly. I lolmaozedong'd, or moar liek lolmaodzedonk lolamirite
I slap down Dark and get Special Darkz and Overconfident him for lulz
2-0 HERPDERP
Match 3: Donphan
I start with Sabs he starts with Uxie and Sabs and I'm like 'wat is tis i dont even' because I have no idea what it is until I Impersonate for a Judge. Draw into Expert Belt and he puts down Phanface and I'm all 'y u no let me donk u'
I kill Uxie w/ Overconfident 2 Turns. He promotes Phan and hits for 60 but cannot because I belted championeye. I libertad with Quick and Seeker, promoting new Sabs and attach and hit for 30.
He cant get belt and energy. I rofl and eventually Quick-Seeker Vs Seeker Libertad combo brings up his benched Phanpy and I knocks out Donphan Prime for lulzy game.
3-0 HURHUR
Match 4: Vilegar
He starts out with 2 tombs and I go rofl lets do this
I smeargle for collector and get sabs unown q and unown dark out. Drop, quick, retreat, dark, special dark, slap down handed crobat g for flash bite
He promotes new one, slaps down gastly and uxies and puts down bts into haunter, attaching energy. He collectors for gastly, uxie, and oddish. I go 'wat' and he graces for Gengar
I knock out tomb but he snipes my bench for lol prizes before i knock out gengar but fainting spell hits me.
3-1 NO
Quota Reached
I leave for Wendy's and go play Dragon Age 2 to save Kirkwall from mage scum
PROS
- Didn't have enough Mamoswine for Mamoswine lulz deck
- Actually won a match with this idiot
CONS
- body heat fail again these people need to get better air conditioners
- mewtwo is useless
Said I wouldn't go because nobody would go with me
went anyways lol
Told myself I'd just be there until I lost, then I'd go play Dragon Age 2 or something.
Played Sableye Donk. Not Sablelock. No, I was playing pro deck:
3 Smeargle UD
4 Sableye
4 Crobat G
3 Uxie
2 Unown Dark
2 Unown Q
1 Mewtwo
1 Mewtwo Level Ecks
4 Judge
4 VS Seeker
4 Seeker
4 Cyrus' Conspiracy
4 Poke Turn
2 Expert Beltz
2 SP Radarz
4 Collector
2 Palmer's
2 Bebe's Search
4 Basic Dark
4 Special Dark
Pro deck. One does not mess with me. Scumbags don't mess with me.
Match 1: No idea - probably Luxchomp.
Lulzy start. Started with Smeargle, Sableye, and two Crobats. Champion Chad here started out Luxray GL, so I rofled hard. Pissed off the others beside me.
Smeargle was active with Sabs benched. Took a heavy risk and used Portrait, going first. He had a Collector, so I rofled and Collectored for Unown Q, Crobat G, and Unown Dark.
Slapped down Three bats, Flash Bite x 3. Slapped down Q, put Quick onto Smeargle and slapped down Unown Dark to get Special Darkz energies, donking him with Overconfident for 50.
1-0 LOL
Match 2: No idea - probably Vilgar or Lostgar.
I start off with Sableye and Unown Dark. He started off with Gastly. I lolmaozedong'd, or moar liek lolmaodzedonk lolamirite
I slap down Dark and get Special Darkz and Overconfident him for lulz
2-0 HERPDERP
Match 3: Donphan
I start with Sabs he starts with Uxie and Sabs and I'm like 'wat is tis i dont even' because I have no idea what it is until I Impersonate for a Judge. Draw into Expert Belt and he puts down Phanface and I'm all 'y u no let me donk u'
I kill Uxie w/ Overconfident 2 Turns. He promotes Phan and hits for 60 but cannot because I belted championeye. I libertad with Quick and Seeker, promoting new Sabs and attach and hit for 30.
He cant get belt and energy. I rofl and eventually Quick-Seeker Vs Seeker Libertad combo brings up his benched Phanpy and I knocks out Donphan Prime for lulzy game.
3-0 HURHUR
Match 4: Vilegar
He starts out with 2 tombs and I go rofl lets do this
I smeargle for collector and get sabs unown q and unown dark out. Drop, quick, retreat, dark, special dark, slap down handed crobat g for flash bite
He promotes new one, slaps down gastly and uxies and puts down bts into haunter, attaching energy. He collectors for gastly, uxie, and oddish. I go 'wat' and he graces for Gengar
I knock out tomb but he snipes my bench for lol prizes before i knock out gengar but fainting spell hits me.
3-1 NO
Quota Reached
I leave for Wendy's and go play Dragon Age 2 to save Kirkwall from mage scum
PROS
- Didn't have enough Mamoswine for Mamoswine lulz deck
- Actually won a match with this idiot
CONS
- body heat fail again these people need to get better air conditioners
- mewtwo is useless
