Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Pokemon Jokes!(Very Appropriate)

gdog121

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1 Out of 5 cleffas was been eaten by an ekans, how many cleffas were left?
None, cause they were dittos!

Why did the boy throw a butter stick with a free coincase out of the Window?
To see a butterfree. (P.S he was dum)

Why does Psyduck always hold its head?
Because Psyducks scared its head will come off!

Why did the boy throw a bucket of water on a kingdra?
To see kingdra use waterfall!

What is Pikachu's favorite candy?
Shock~tarts!

How do you fit 5 snorlaxes on a train?
You "pok'em'on! (poke them on) Get it got it good!

Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish?
Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.

What pokemon spells snake and kobra backwards?
Arbok and Ekans.

Why did squirtle enter the swimming challenge in the olyimpics?
He thought it would be a blast! (Has to do with water)

How do you get an Electabuzz?
Catch Buzz Lightyear and elect a president in the same day!

What song did Tracey sing on the holidays?
We wish you a Maril Christmas.

Why didn't kadabra have his spoons with him in the morning?
Because he was to busy eating cereal in the morning!

Why Psyduck is a good sailor?
Because it always say Psy "aye aye! (Aye Aye Sir!)

What does Snorlax and someones father have in common?
They always snore.

How do you make a Pikablu?
Make a Pikachu hold its breath! (He will probably be KOed of no air but you suceeded in making a pikablu + u get him back when hes healed)

Why would a Golduck be a good soccer player?
Because it's always kicking goals! (Goal-Duck)

What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
One sleeps a lot and the other gets sleeped on a lot!

What do Hitmonlee&Hitmonchan have in common?
They're both hitmans!

What's Meowth's favorite day of the week and someone who has a job?
Pay Day!

What do you get when you mix pikachu with haunter?
Pikaboo
Tell me if you like them?
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Thx
IM OUT!
 
Most of these aren't even jokes.

What pokemon spells snake and kobra backwards?
Arbok and Ekans.
:rolleyes:

Psyduck, Pikablu and Shocktarts are ok.
 
There not really to be that funny mostly to enjoy! If u were imature u would laugh like crazy good to see none of u are!
 
its back now so....

What song did Tracey sing on the holidays?

Did he sing on the holidays. Hmm...

Why didn't kadabra have his spoons with him in the morning?
Because he was to busy eating cereal in the morning!

Wait, wouldn't that mean he was eating without his spoons...?
 
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