Pokemon TCG commandments!

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  1. SPARTA

    SPARTA New Member

    Thou shalt not turn over thy table and run, unless under orders from thine PokePop.
    PUI are the Lords/Ladies, thy rulers, thou shall have no other officials before them.
     
  2. ashinto

    ashinto New Member

    thou shall not pass gas in front of your girl opponent in a game, espescially if you are a gentleman, like me
     
  3. Jran Sakarra

    Jran Sakarra Active Member

    Thou shalt love EEVEE and all of it's forms!
     
  4. Flygon999

    Flygon999 New Member

    Thou shalt only have 1 favorite card game. no false games before thee
    Thou shalt honor thy judge and thy opponent
    Thou shalt not steal cards
    Thou shalt not cheat
    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors cards
     
  5. ashinto

    ashinto New Member

    thou shall always listen to what my senpaii (Flygon999) says
    thou shall always respect younger, yet better players than you
     
  6. toxictaipan

    toxictaipan New Member

    Thou shalt spread the word of The PokeGym to noobs, newbies, and experienced players alike.

    Thou shalt always strive to break the meta game. ALWAYS!!!

    Thou shalt try, and yet fail to beat the current meta game. (Even though I know someone who has broken it already :biggrin:)
     
  7. Professor_Chris

    Professor_Chris Active Member

    Verily, I say unto thee:
    Thou shalt stop talking about passing gas.
    Thou shalt not interject random Japanese words into thy sentences.
    Thou shalt stop mixing thou and you in thy sentences.
    Thou shalt usest proper grammar and havest a complete thought in thy sentences.
    Thou shalt at least makest an effort to use the silly, fake "old" English past "Thou shalt."
     
  8. toxictaipan

    toxictaipan New Member

    Like Thou self??

    Thou shalt not commit against thine own word.
     
  9. Flygon999

    Flygon999 New Member

    Thou has made me laugh
    Thou shalt do whatever thyself wishes to
     
  10. toxictaipan

    toxictaipan New Member

    But what if thou wisheth to cheat??!

    Thou shalt have self control over such thoughts.

    Thou shalt always strive to smarten thyself about thine meta game.
     
  11. Cresprit

    Cresprit New Member

    Thou shalt not ask to trade cards from others' decks, especially after decklists have been registered.
    Thou shalt not tell players they will be *****.
    Thou shalt remember to enjoy the game.
    Thou shalt keep track of attached energy and stop asking your opponent if you've attached already, for crying out loud.
    Thou shalt run rogues only.
    Thou shalt remember to bring a DS charger to Tournaments, for verily they doth come in handy to thineself and others.
    Thou shalt not talk on the phone or text whilst playing.
    Thou shalt not mutter "fcking Gardilade" after every turn against a GG deck (tempting though it be).
    Thou shalt not distract thy opponents by talking about what thee should like to do with Misty.
    Thou shalt get thy friends' table assignments whilst checking thine own, and thusly make the crush at postings less crushing.
     
  12. Professor_Chris

    Professor_Chris Active Member

    Thou shalt not bear false wi- [/"old" English] oops. That's a real one. >_>
    Anyway, I don't do that. o_O The only time Japanese words usually make it into my sentences is when I'm talking about something Japanese at which point they are not random.
     
  13. charmander rox

    charmander rox New Member

    Thou shalt not spam thy threads.
    Thou shalt not annoy others for playing other card games, no matter how annoying thou thinks thy might be.
     
  14. typo

    typo New Member

    thy shall give megold instead
     
  15. ashinto

    ashinto New Member

    thou shall always shake opponents hand before and after game, even if you hate the person, and this applies to you to Bashi.
    i wonder why we are using old english
     
  16. Flygon999

    Flygon999 New Member

    We art using old english because of thy person who said make commandments about saying stuff like thou.
     
  17. ashinto

    ashinto New Member

    thou says my senpaii is right, sort of.....
     
  18. Bashi

    Bashi New Member

    Thy shall always remember to go to the bathroom between matchs

    Thy shall not be nice to girls for being girls, ashinto!
     
  19. ashinto

    ashinto New Member

    thou shall never listen to Bashi when it comes to girls EVER!
    thou shall always listen to Ashinto
     
  20. Bashi

    Bashi New Member

    Thy shall not lisin to ashinto for he sucks up to girl + he can speak proper english

    Back to back posts merged. The following information has been added:

    PS it is spost to be sucks( look above)

    Back to back posts merged. The following information has been added:

    you know what I mean
     
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2008

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