Discussion in 'Pokemon Fan Fiction' started by prodigal_fanboy, Oct 13, 2009.
No, they've been the same for millions of years. A change now could extinct the species.
No, Arceus made the earth in six days about four thousand years ago. The Dome and Helix and Root and Claw Fossils researchers find in the mountains were actually fabricated by Arceus in a ploy to throw off the Poke-researchers. When asked why, Arceus claimed to have "done it for the lulz."
But Arceus itself is a ploy created by Mew... Or is it?
Pokemon Theology is more confusing than human Theology.
Mew is a ploy created by Arceus. Mew is just playing along.
And Jirachi is a ploy created by Arceus as well, just to give useless mortals something else to think about, like when the stupid little guy will wake up and grant a wish.
Pfft, Magikarp is the one behind it all.
Obviously, what else would the fish be doin besides getting eaten by raptors.
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