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Song Parody Add-on: Dare to be Stupid

yoshi1001

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As you know, I like to make pokemon parodies of famous songs. Well, now's here's your chance to join in. Here what we're doing today. We're paroding one of the great songs of the 80's, Dare to be Stupid by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Why this song? Simple-someone has to parody that guy for once. The name of the song will still be "Dare to be Stupid," but it will contain a series of idiotic suggestions pertaining to the card game, video games, and tv show.

Here are the lyrics to the original song:
http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/daretobestupidsong.html

A midi file of the song can be found here:
http://www.davesfunstuff.com/27alb003.htm

A sound sample can be found here:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000HZYE/qid=1062040628/sr=2-3/ref=sr_2_3/102-9839143-7455326

In any case, your mission, whether or not you choose to accept it, is to provide idiotic things to do in the pokemon world-for example:

Gold berry your babies
You better fight Mewtwo with Magikarp
It's like making Misty mad
Give Team Rocket Pikachu

Any way, you get the idea. Basically, these are the things you need to watch out for:

Syllables per line: This is crucial. In order to be used in the song, your line must contain the same number of syllables as a line in the song. In particular I will need help with the short lines.

Rhyme scheme: Whenever possible, make the line rhyme with another line in a manner that fits into the song.

Additionally, some lines do not need to be replaced. These generally include the chorus and a few other lines (I'll point them out if they come up).

If you wish, you may suggest which line your line replaces, but there's no guaruntee I'll put it there. As suggestions come in, I'll try to place them in the song as best I can.

Remember, you don't have to go in order, but you can if that's easier for you.

Now, get cracking!
 
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Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
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Put down your Great Ball and listen to me
It's time for us to go to the Gym
Don't forget, Never 'volve your Kakuna
Challenge the Leet 4 on a whim
 
"Put down your Great Ball and listen to me"

Oddly enough, that was the exact line I came up with. Come on, people let's get moving! Don't be shy!
 
Hey Yoshi, I'm gonna call my brother in on this one (It's one of his fave songs), but, before I do, what lines did you want left unchanged? "Dare to be Stupid," I'm betting, as well as "We can be stupid all night?"
 
Bolded items need not be changed

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid


Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid


You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go


It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid


Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do


Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
 
I said the line didn't have to be changed. We could change them if it helps. And actually, that was a line I thought of as well. Great minds think alike.

Mewtwo: Meaning his and...

Grrr......
 
You can be a Koffing achiever
You can sit around Mt. Moon and let Team Rocket be there
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
 
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
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Drop your badge, 'void the Day Care, lose your Master Ball
Shoot a sensible move down a crowded hall
And wander till you're lost and your team goes away
It's OK... You can Dare to be Stupid!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Take a slowpoketail
Look for Missing No.
 
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