Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Teleport (Parody of "Telephone" By Lady GaGa & Beyonce)

CyberManectric

Active Member
A song Parody on lady Gaga's latest single. I wrote all these lyrics while starting a new game for fun on my Platinum.
I hope you guys like it. ^_^
~Cyber~
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Look it, look it, what is it sitting under the tree?
Looks an Abra and it is busy sleeping.
I-I-I will catch it so it could travel along with me
I just threw a pokeball and it just broke free

I-it broke free
I-it broke free
I just threw a Pokeball and it just broke free

Wait a second, it was just there and now it got away
No one told me it could Teleport while not awake
I should’ve just attacked it in a battle with zubat
But would I be able to catch it after I attack

Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna hunt anymore
Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore
Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna walk anymore
I got blisters and my feet got really sore

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
I’m Traini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-n..i-ni-ning
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay

When I’m at lost on a route
Where to go is in doubt
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Lost in Viridian Forest
Need a city to rest
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Lose my only house key
Used it as prize money
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Lost on a mountain trail
My battles all end in fail
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!

Boy, when I catch that Abra I’ll be reaching city’s much faster
Heal up my team faster
Collect gym badges faster
I should not have left my Master Ball at home, this is a disaster!
Gonna capture that trickster
And I’ll finally have no blisters

Not that I am lazy, I can’t use HM Fly away
I don’t got no badge to let me use it anyway
Sometimes I feel like I live in the huge Orre Region
Because city’s are so spread out and I hate travelin’

I hate travelin’
I hate travelin’
Because city’s are so spread out and I hate travelin’

Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna hunt anymore
Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore
Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna walk anymore
I got blisters and my feet got really sore

Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna hunt anymore
Can’t find Abra and my brain is getting sore
Stop running, Stop searching
I don’t wanna walk anymore
I got blisters and my feet got really sore

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Don’t teleport away)
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
(I’m training)
I’m Traini-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-n..i-ni-ning
(Don’t teleport away)
Don’t Teleport Awa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay
(I’m training)

Falling high from a tree
Arrested by Officer Jenny
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Intrude in Team Galatic’s HQ
Not exactly sure what to do
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
About to battle Ash and ‘Chu
I just know I’m gonna lose
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
Forget about planted Berries
Tired of Snowpoint’s cool breeze
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!

I’ll Teleport! I-I-I’ll Teleport!
Once I catch Abra, It’s a big “no duh”
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!
I’ll Teleport! I-I-I’ll Teleport!
Once I catch Abra, It’s a big “no duh”
What will I do? I’ll Teleport!

Shoot, shoot, it was so close too (so close too)
Argh! Almost had it
Oh no, it appeared not to be caught :mad:
 
I have the instrumental version of "Telephone," but I just need a microphone to hook up to my computer then I'd glady record an MP3 for this. ^_^
~Cyber~
 
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