Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

The Night Mewtwo Struck Back (parody of The Night Santa Went Crazy by Wierd Al)

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Down in the HQ all the grunts were all planning
To steal some rare Pokémon for Giovanni
When the boss busted in, and ran out to the streets
Yelling, “Mewtwo broke free! We’re all dead meat!"
Then covered in armor, in floated Mewtwo
He stared around, then shattered a test tube
Then he turned his head, as the grunts ran away
And said, “You tried to enslave me, you’re all going to pay!”

The night Mewtwo went crazy
The night Mewtwo struck back
Realized he had been just a puppet
He decided to go on the attack

Well, the HQ is gone now, he set it in flames.
They went blasting off, that Jessie and James
He gathered an army, cloning at his whim
And he sent Dragonite to get Trainers for him
When the trainers were ready, he sent in a storm
To test the best trainers to reach New Island
Only four made it, the best of the best
Mewtwo would easily put them to the test

The night Mewtwo struck back
The night one-fifty went mad
He badly needed to get his revenge
And now trainers were going to be had

Charizard against Charizard, Blastoise on Blastoise
Venusaur versus Venusaur, Mew against Mewtwo
Everyone fighting, ‘till their final breath
When Ash ran right in, and was blasted to death
The Pokémon cried, their tears brought him life
And Mewtwo had realized that Ash had been right.

Way out in Johto, in the middle of a lake
Mewtwo and the clones went to take a break
But don’t you worry, this story’s not done
He's back in the episode Mewtwo Returns!

The night Mewtwo struck back
The night he wanted things right
Thought humans were evil, and enslaved Pokémon
And their Pokémon weak, to not put up a fight

The night Mewtwo struck back
The night Mew's clone went insane
Thought humans just wanted to control him
To him, humans were a pain
 
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