Here's the deal: I wrote a song parody that was supposed to be given out at Worlds by my correspondents. Unfortunately, I was unable to make the proper arrangements in time in order to get the song out in time. So, here it is:
Skitty Vegas
Music by Andrew Farriss/Original “Pretty Vegas” Lyrics by J.D. Fortune, Marty Casey, and Jordis Unga/New Lyrics by Steven Reich
Falling asleep at the Pokémon Center
You’re waiting for your Cubone (bone) yeah
You won the match but you’re losing the battle
Tell me can you read Unown?
Thumbing your way through Kanto dirty
And dreaming of another game
Save full heals and potions
Because to be a master is your aim
It ain’t Skitty
After the match
It ain’t Skitty when the Skitty leaves you
With nothing to catch
If you start to feel it
Here’s the place to heal it
But it ain’t Skitty
When everything goes against Dewgong
And your Pidgeot can barely survive yeah
When those around you are
Losing their games now
Buried in the Rock Tomb alive
Thumbing your way through Johto dirty
And screaming like a Victreebel
Get revives and lava cookies
Cos’ at PokéMarts that’s what they sell
It ain’t Skitty
After the match
It ain’t Skitty when the Skitty leaves you
With nothing to catch
If you want to buy it
Here’s the place to get it
But it ain’t Skitty
The tourney’s over and the road is long
The tourney’s over but we battle on
The tourney’s over and the road is long
If you know you need it
Just come in and get it
It ain’t Skitty
Falling asleep at the Pokémon Center
You’re waiting for your Cubone (Bone)
You won the match but you’re losing the battle
Tell me can you read Unown?
Thumbing your way through Hoenn dirty
And dreaming of the thrill of the show
Use Mean Look and False Swipe
Because this is the time
For “Pokéball go!”
It ain’t Skitty
After the match
It ain’t Skitty when the Skitty leaves you
With nothing to catch
If you know you want it
Just go out and win it
It ain’t Skitty
Skitty Vegas
Music by Andrew Farriss/Original “Pretty Vegas” Lyrics by J.D. Fortune, Marty Casey, and Jordis Unga/New Lyrics by Steven Reich
Falling asleep at the Pokémon Center
You’re waiting for your Cubone (bone) yeah
You won the match but you’re losing the battle
Tell me can you read Unown?
Thumbing your way through Kanto dirty
And dreaming of another game
Save full heals and potions
Because to be a master is your aim
It ain’t Skitty
After the match
It ain’t Skitty when the Skitty leaves you
With nothing to catch
If you start to feel it
Here’s the place to heal it
But it ain’t Skitty
When everything goes against Dewgong
And your Pidgeot can barely survive yeah
When those around you are
Losing their games now
Buried in the Rock Tomb alive
Thumbing your way through Johto dirty
And screaming like a Victreebel
Get revives and lava cookies
Cos’ at PokéMarts that’s what they sell
It ain’t Skitty
After the match
It ain’t Skitty when the Skitty leaves you
With nothing to catch
If you want to buy it
Here’s the place to get it
But it ain’t Skitty
The tourney’s over and the road is long
The tourney’s over but we battle on
The tourney’s over and the road is long
If you know you need it
Just come in and get it
It ain’t Skitty
Falling asleep at the Pokémon Center
You’re waiting for your Cubone (Bone)
You won the match but you’re losing the battle
Tell me can you read Unown?
Thumbing your way through Hoenn dirty
And dreaming of the thrill of the show
Use Mean Look and False Swipe
Because this is the time
For “Pokéball go!”
It ain’t Skitty
After the match
It ain’t Skitty when the Skitty leaves you
With nothing to catch
If you know you want it
Just go out and win it
It ain’t Skitty
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