Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

`Twas the Night before Christmas

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Sensei

Team Compendium Emeritus
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Happy Holidays everyone!Here`s my little contribution to the Pokegym and the Pokemon community...I feel like Adam Sandler with his Happy Happy Hannakuh songs...anyways,I put the old "Night before Christmas" first for memory`s sake and the new,updated "EX" version after it.Enjoy and have fun reading it!It`s all fun! :)

Merry X-mas all!

`Sensei



`Twas The Night Before Christmas



`Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the `Gym
not a member was posting,not even T.I.M.
Down in the Mod Lounge,the Mods had planned
to see who was the next, to be banned


Our very own webmaster Tyais,was off playing Magi-Nation
a really cool game,not of Wizards creation
His trusty admin qasic,was on the front page
to update the Neo section,and tell us it was The rage


In the Gossip forum,Zorak had been ranting
"Down with SER and Haymakers!,they need banning!"
"No said his opponents,you are whining!"
"Just play a Trapper,and quit your pining!"


The Dark Master Trainer Mike,he was a quoting.
Those damn unsolvable riddles,we could tell he was doting
on eating those Maple Bars,he liked so much to eat
Mike they are not donuts,and they taste like concrete!


Over in the Decks section,building killer decks they were
Flame them on a rated deck,and they`ll call you an amateur
For the Pokegym is the greatest,the home of the Elite
Train here with the best,or you won`t be complete


Up in the Card Forum,just ask a question
about the Pokemon Ditto,and watch `Pop get indigestion
A rules lawyer he is,the best on the `Gym
Not even Captain Weedle,could hold a candle to him


Down in the Marketplace,was Moongem and `Sensei
modding the marketers,every single day
Just try to rip someone off,you`ll get nailed with fraud
and everyone will agree,they are the Mod!


In the RTC were spammers,much to Kori`s chagrin
"Stop it right now,or I`ll ban you again!"
"Flaming counts too,so you better not do it,
or I`ll ban your IP,when I get down to it"


When out of my speakers,there arose such a clatter
I clicked on AIM,to see what was the matter
It was Team Compendium,clamoring for a meeting
to get us all together,to send you a Holiday greeting


Now PokePop,now Pokesensei,now qasic too
Now Big Daddy Snorlax and Chrisbo,we will all do
our very best wishes to send tonight
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from Team Compendium!




`Twas The Night Before Christmas EX



`Twas the night before Christmas,when all through the `Gym
not a member was posting,not even Meganium
Down in the Indigo Plateau,the Mods had planned
to see who was the next, to be banned


Our very own T.C. Admins,were updating the Compendium EX
for a really cool game,Wizards no longer directs
Their trusty Tech Guy Onederland,was in the control panel
updating vBulletin,and wearing his flanels


In the News forum,Team UK had been ranting
"Down with PUI OP!We don`t have any!"
"No" said their U.S. friends,"you are complaining!"
"Just organize your own,while you are campaigning!"


The red haired Master Trainer Jimmer,he was a quoting
a new ruling for the game,but we could tell he was doting
"Should I ask a girl out,or sit at home on my can?"
Hey that`s my territory,I`m Da Ladies Man!


Over in the Decks section,building killer decks they were
Flame them on an Eon deck,and they`ll call you an amateur
For the Pokegym is the greatest,the home of the Elite
Train here with the best,or you won`t be complete


Up in the Card Forum,just ask a question
about the Pokemon Ditto in Eon,and watch `Pop get indigestion
A rules lawyer he is,the best on the `Gym
Not even old Captain Weedle,could hold a candle to him


Down in the other forums,was Mom,Nick and BJJ
admonishing the spammers,every single day
Just try to flame someone,you`ll get nailed and mauled
and everyone will agree,they are the Mod!


When out of my speakers,there arose such a clatter
I clicked on AIM,to see what was the matter
It was Team Compendium,clamoring for a meeting
to get us all together,to send you a Holiday greeting


Now PokePop,now Pokesensei,now IPGeek too
Now Big Daddy Snorlax and Chrisbo,we will all do
Our very best wishes to send tonight
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all from Team Compendium!
 
Wow, just like the traditional placing of the yule log, it just isn't Christmas at the Gym until Sensei posts `Twas the Night before Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all.

BDS
 
*Thinks to self*

No more Maple Bar donut (or more correct spelling, doughnut) arguements..... ;)

Maybe we can convince Jimmer they are Donuts, lol
 
Thanx.:) I`ll have to do an updated version next year if need be.Hmm...should prolly archive this.;)

`Sensei
 
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