Illogical Things You Thought As A Kid

[Yoshi-]

After watching independence day at the age of about 10 I was convinced (and actually feeling) my bed fly aroun and shake

 

[rokman]

That when Adam named the animals in the story of Genesis, the first animal he had to name was Dog. And he decided to just say God backwards. lol.

 

[Nintendan]

I thought that tigers came out of wall sockets. No joke.

LOL. SIGGED. That's hilarious!

Anyway, I thought that Samus Aran was called Metroid.

 

[gallade]

This thread has given us sooo many chances to sig things.

I thought that watergate was a, oh wait, beaten to the punch...

 

[Mama_Luigi]

I thought that movies and pictures were black and white because the whole world was black and white until one day color just appeared.
Apparently I'm wrong.

 

[Porii Sames]

Again, I thought teh same thing Mama Luigi.

 

[Kayle]

I thought that movies and pictures were black and white because the whole world was black and white until one day color just appeared.
Apparently I'm wrong.

Lol, Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[DIZZtheWHIZZ]

My mom would call me a "night owl" because I always stayed up late, and I thought that meant I was literally turning into an owl.

 

[Scipio]

When I was a kid I used to think the Pokemon TCG was a strategy-filled thinking-based card game.

 

[Kabutops141]

I always thought Trix Yogurt would turn stuff all kinds of awesome colors like on the commercials. Well, I guess it would...but that'd get messy. ;/

 

[Son_of_Apollo]

I used to think god was real

 

[Yoshi-]

I also was really afraid that the battery of my pokemon blue would run out at some point

 

[PokemonPizzaParty]

I used to think the sun was a giant light bulb, and somebody turned it off and went to sleep during night time.

 

[rokman]

I used to think the sun was a giant light bulb, and somebody turned it off and went to sleep during night time.

That reminds me, I thought the sun and moon were the same thing, it just dimmed at night time.

 

[Xuii2-the-cleric]

I thought I would be a pokemon master


Look how that turned out

 

[espeon1]

I thought that the joke a newspaper's "black and white and read all over" meant the color red. I didn't get it until last year haha XD

 

[chomper]

I used to believe that I created the world with my thoughts, and everyone was just acting everything out for my entertainment.

That was before I knew I was alone.

 

[David's Confused Pokedad]

I watched the movie Coraline two years ago, and thought that the spider mom would strangle me if I walked into the bathroom. Also, the sewing buttons to eyes part was just hideous. -David

 

[Barkjon]

Lol, Calvin and Hobbes.

YESSSSS

Calvin and Hobbes = best comic ever made. ever.

 

[Porii Sames]

I always felt like I was the only one who hated C&H. I guess it;s cuz I never grew up with it.

Most of the comics I read can't be posted here, but there are some more appropriate ones (XKCD, Pearls Before Swine, most Troll comics, etc.)