Ugh, I need to keep to my word. x-x Then again, I said I'd stop playing. Nothing wrong with commentating.
Anyway, I'm probably one of the few that defends this card. This Cherim is actually favorable over the other in certain metagames or in high-hitting Grass (or, God forbid, FIRE) decks. If your Pokemon can already do massive damage, then you're likely set as is.
One of the most-interesting combinations I've seen with this card involves Blaziken FB. Granted, this was more of a fun 'league deck' sort of thing, but the essential premise was to tank with Blaziken while four Cherim camped out on the bench with an optional fifth Pokemon of choice (typically Claydol or another Blaziken). With this strategy, any attempt to spread is obliterated (and most sniping techniques are significantly weakened), and the effect of Blaziken FB Lv. X's Jet Shoot can be overlooked, allowing you to wail on your opponent with little consequence.
I'll give this card a 7/10. There's definitely some potential here, and I might consider running a fire deck with the aid of this card if I return to the game.