The card for pros mad by the your friendly local hoodlums. You might be thinking the thing? It looks way too cute to be dangerous, but this guy is a fully certified rapscallion hailing from Al Capone's personal ranks. One odd look and he his sweet face will come throttling at full force towards you with his signature attack, Headbutt. Wow look at that damage, 10. Holy, is that amazing. Here's a big thumbs up. :thumb:
But hold on we aren't done here yet, because he has 60 HP. Let me say it again, he has 60 HP, that's only 4 away from the infamous 64, 8 squared, and Nintendo's best friend. Not only that, but it's 2 times the HP of every baby Pokemon ever. Take that baby Pokemon...you too base set Rattata, top percentile means nothing to Scraggy. Here's another thumbs up for your awesometude. :thumb:
Wait what's this he's also a :dark: type which means he can abuse special :dark: energy. His Headbutt has just been upgraded from a threat to a prohibited weapon. Not only that, but now those baby Pokemon are truely toast...so is base set Rattata, take that! This deserves a third thumbs up. :thumb:
But woah what's this? Scraggy has also has a resistance!? To
sychic:!? Looks like Zubat's in trouble now. Call the National Guard, cause it looks like this guys about to dethrone the king! This requires another thumbs up. :thumb:
But alas, even god's among men require some kind of weakness, and Scraggy's is to :fighting:, but don't worry, it won't matter for long, since Scraggy can then bombard them with a flurry of Headbutts. Kung Fu? More like Fail Fu.
So to sum up, Scraggy can use the all powerful Headbutt, has HP two times higher than any baby ever...and Rattata from base set, can abuse the almighty :dark: energy, and has resistance to Zubat. Oh snap I think another thumbs up is in order. :thumb:
When you play this card you'll be graced with great strength and endurance of a Chicago thug, and would be able to endure even the harshest nights in the pansy New York City.
Now get out there with your pants pulled down and show them that you mean business.
5 :thumb:
Modified/Limited/Unlimited: Due to the unbalanced sheer amazing power of this card Scraggy has been banned from all events...not like it'll stop him.